External Link/Members OnlyThis was a giant mistake. And why did i believe the minimal page on adult work. Miranda has a tiny room in a multi complex Belsize Park dive. She claims to be 26 but my guess is 40 at least. She is short, and very thin with a face that the more you look at it the more unpleasant it becomes. My instincts were telling me 'leave'. My libido was saying the opposite and it won.
So I paid £120 (yes, I am an idiot) for a mutual shower and mutual massage. The shower was less erotic than if I'd been alone. Her massage technique was rub hard one leg for 20 minutes and occasionally touch my genitals for a fleeting moment. When I complained she started on the other leg. Her body to body was basically rubbing her tiny tits on my back with virtually no oil and no sensuality When she turned me over she just started pulling my cock nastily. I then asked to massage her. She became furious when I touched her inner things. She explained mutual massage meant I could touch her breasts only.
At that point i became angry, told her she was a con merchant and a liar. I demanded money back - in the end she gave me £40 and told me to get out after she had phoned the woman who arranged her appointments. Overall, totally vile. And I'm £80 the worse off.
Actually that's the first bad massage punt I've ever had.