Author Topic: PetitGirl1, Swiss Cottage - Worst massage ever, stay away  (Read 2668 times)


3 review(s) for PetiteGirl1 (0 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline exhippy

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This was a giant mistake. And why did i believe the minimal page on adult work. Miranda has a tiny room in a multi complex Belsize Park dive. She claims to be 26 but my guess is 40 at least. She is short, and very thin with a face that the more you look at it the  more unpleasant it becomes. My instincts were telling me 'leave'. My libido was saying the opposite and it won.
So I paid £120 (yes, I am an idiot) for a mutual shower and mutual massage. The shower was less erotic than if I'd been alone. Her massage technique was rub hard one leg for 20 minutes and occasionally touch my genitals for a fleeting moment. When I complained she started on the other leg. Her body to body was basically rubbing her tiny tits on my back with virtually no oil and no sensuality  When she turned me over she just started pulling my cock nastily. I then asked to massage her. She became furious when I touched her inner things. She explained mutual massage meant I could touch her breasts only.
At that point i became angry, told her she was a con merchant and a liar. I demanded money back - in the end she gave me £40 and told me to get out after she had phoned the woman who arranged her appointments. Overall, totally vile. And I'm £80 the worse off.
Actually that's the first bad massage punt I've ever had.

Offline bhudda

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Im guessing this shoukd be a negative?

Offline Meursault

Our moderator will obviously change this to a negative for you  :drinks:

Offline tantraman

Cheers for the TOFFT, OP :hi:

Regarding your description ...

... Miranda has a tiny room in a multi complex Belsize Park dive. She claims to be 26 but my guess is 40 at least. She is short, and very thin with a face that the more you look at it the more unpleasant it becomes.

Who's 'Miranda'? This SP calls herself 'Amelia'. :unknown:

Either way, are these AW profile photos of the SP you saw? ...

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Offline exhippy

I meant Amelia. Where Miranda came from only my psychoanalyst could say.  And in no way does the photos look like her. In the dim light of her flat a faint resemblance but in reality none

Offline webpunter

Quality reporting OP
The Awank bollox FB shows some other massage burds linked / swiss cottage location

Yonks ago it was the Finchley Fiddlers
Now its the Swiss Cottage Scammers 

UKP at its finest

Offline Heph

Quality reporting OP
The Awank bollox FB shows some other massage burds linked / swiss cottage location

Yonks ago it was the Finchley Fiddlers
Now its the Swiss Cottage Scammers 

UKP at its finest

Deep in the encroaching fuzz of the bottom of a bottle, I've occasionally been tempted to ignore my misgivings about this profile and make a booking.

Many thanks to the reviewer for warning us all and putting the kibosh on her.

Offline tomvi

Thanks for the review. I had planned to see her this afternoon.

Offline Driftking

If only I found this review first. I found here on her website.
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100% avoid. B&S don't waste your time/money

Offline undergroundtee91

Thank you, I almost went for this hooch