This was quite possibly my worst punt ever.External Link/Members Only or 07587047953
Jassy is in Birmingham B3 area, a stones throw from the BT tower. Jassy states she is 25, you can add a decade to that. She is short, 5'2 or something, wears loads of make up and has a massive tattoo on her back. Not sure if she is Thai or something else.
I booked for half an hour and was ushered into her apartment and the paperwork was sorted. She speaks very quietly and she thinks it is sexy, It's irritating as you virtually have to lip read. She is not a looker, I'd say 3/10 and that's being generous. However, I'm thinking with my dick as I need to unload. She is tiny and I think it would be great to have her bounce around on my cock.
She says kissing, OW and sex. £70. She goes to stash the cash and I get undressed and wait on the bed. She saunters in, trying to pout and run a hand through her hair in a smoldering way. To me she just reminded me of a Japanese built robot that required a remote control and would make whirring noises as she walked I nearly expected her to say "DO.YOU.WANT.TO.FUCK.NOW?" in a mash get smash robot like voice.
She then joins me on the bed and starts kissing me, this is not DFK and my attempt to DFK is rejected and I'm given a cold stare. A few lippy kissing moments later and I request oral with. She puts the condom on me starts sucking me, to be fair this is bloody good, lightly scratching my bollocks and I could have shot my load there and then. I asked her to slow down which she did. I did not want to rim her but she was naked so I asked her to go 69 position which she did and was squatting with her feet either side of my ears. I started to work on fingering her and then it happened.
IF YOU ARE EATING SOMETHING, FINISH IT BEFORE CONTINUING.So she is sucking away, I'm fingering her, then I smelt this nasty shitty smell and she farts. Stops what she is doing and a turd half pops out her arse and she looks back in horror and I tip her off me as the turd falls off on the bed and I jump off the other side. My cock flatlines. She looks at me, I'm looking at this turd. I'm feeling sick. I take the condom off, throw it in the bin, get dressed and leave.
0/10 fucking horrific. Not recommended. I'm not even going to bother linking photos.