Author Topic: TS Valenttina Monster Dick - Fulham  (Read 9921 times)

Offline jon22992

Warning this is a review about TS girls. If they are not your thing do not read any further or see any of the pics!

Note: I did ring and text multiple TS escorts after 2:30am. However she was the only one who replied quickly and was still awake and active. Which was good.

Price: 30 mins for £150 and 1 hour for £300! The hourly rate is insanely high. It could be because I did message her at 2:30am in the morning after I had left the bar. TS escorts sometimes charge more if you punt them late.

Location: In fulham. Some distance away from south kensington station. I caught a uber to see her though since it was late.

Accomodation: Nice, discreet, spacious. Shower facilities available. No complaints.

Comms: Pretty slow but good enough. Eventually got all the details I needed to find her and punt her.

Looks: I was quite drunk and wasn't thinking too much. Not very convincing. If I am to be honest one of the least convincing TS escorts I have ever punted. However she is tall. Definitely above 6ft. Shes well toned and has a gym body. Slim. She has a big long cock and its got girth too. Shes got a nice attitude and is always smiling. Either way her figure was quite imposing.

Experience: I exchanged money. We talk a bit. Im quite drunk so im talkative and talking nonsense. Shes also quite hyper too. I got to hers about 3 so im guessing i was probably her last punt of the night. Anyway we kiss a bit, I suck her tits. This is standing up. She then pushes me into the bed. Makes me suck her cock. It gets hard in my mouth fairly quick. Its big and bulgy. She then sucks my cock too. We do 69 and I ask to suck her rim her. She said okay. I suck her ass. She pushes my face deep into her butthole. My tongue really gets stuck right in.

She then suck my cock some more. So I do. Im getting facefucked and gagged. My goodness. She seemed very dominant. Looks like i was getting outmanned by the bigger man if that makes any sense. Either way I did ask to top her. Shes more top. But she did agree. But i was too drunk. I got my cock inside her but it fell out and after 5mins of shagging her I couldnt cum or maintain my erection.

So she took control. She said baby let me fuck you. I agreed. Big mistake  :dash: She let me have it. Lube on, condom on. She blasted into my rectum. She took it slow and my eyes started to water. Getting fucked always brings you to your senses and you do start to sober. Either way i jumped out. But she said where you going baby. Why you running. She put her hands on my waist and flattened me out. Shes ontop of me now. I was a bit scared haha. She put her cock back inside me. Im flat on my stomach. Im grabbing the sheets with intensity.

Shes thrusting slowly and im moaning like a bitch and squealing like a pig. It hurt. Felt like a wooden club of some sort was impaling me. First it hurt then it felt like my butt was going to fall out. The feeling was so weird and the lube too adds to it. Made my insides feel so wet. Shes fucking me making some noises, laughing and she would come every now and then to lean into me and bite my ear and say you like my dick baby. I was a beginner so she didnt fuck the shit out of me but she gave me a good pounding.

In summary I got fucked for like 7-10mins. I dont know. It felt like a eternity. Eventually she pulled out. This even hurt. But after that I was fine. She didnt cum though. She had a busy night and told me she had cummed alot during the day. I had drank so much. Even after getting a handjob from her I wouldnt cum. So I called it quits and left.

Would I recommend: Answer - Yes. Especially if your a bottom. Her cock is bigger than the average cock and its got girth. Not the biggest TS cock I've seen but shes one of the tallest TS ive punted. Shes in shape and has a good fat cock. If you're a bottom and can take that sort of abuse (better than me anyway) you'll probably have a great time.

Would I return: Answer - No. Shes more top and I am more of a guy who likes to be top. Shes probably vers at her discretion. I didnt find her too convincing and shes quite pricey. That being said, I did enjoy the punt. Its weird but I kind of like tall dominant big dick TS escorts. That feeling they give off that they're more manly than you while being feminine. Its what tickles my fetish sensation.

All in all A very good and memorable punt!! Was happy that I punted her. Even though my wallet took a toll yesterday.

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Offline tantraman

Jeez, jon :scare: ... that was a painful read!

You are one brave fucker and fuckee!

:drinks:

Offline jon22992

😂😂 Only because I was intoxicated did I have the confidence. She really let me have it. But overall I found it somewhat enjoyable. Practice makes perfect and bit by bit I guess I'm becoming a conditioned bottom. Well actually I wouldn't go that far but at least I be vers better than I used to before

Offline princerico

i'd hoped she would tour to Bristol as her clips are red hot.


Offline winkywanky

Jon, don't take this the wrong way, but your description of being fucked by this Amazon had me in fits!  :D

I'm only saying that because you don't have buyer's remorse, and you take it like a man (literally), and in good heart. Well done chap  :thumbsup:.

I'd consider seeing her for sure (not least of which, to try and win out in the battle for 'dominance'), but her rate is too expensive for me.

Offline jon22992

Haha well it was a good cock I must say and I did struggle to take it. But you are correct her rates are high. 300 for a hour is steep. Well alcohol does boost your confidence I guess it helps to also relax there's no way I'd try and take her cock with a sober mind.

Online TomTank

Great review - she looks fantastic and hard to see how she can be described as not convinving?
Was it her height?

Offline jon22992

I don't think she's 6'2. Maybe 6'1. She was quite tall and imposing. But if you're looking at the pics then yeah I supposed if she opened the door whilst wearing heels she would definitely be 6'2 or more.

I mean she is convincing but I do tend to normally go for more feminine looking TS escorts so she's definitely not the most convincing I've punted but in terms of fucking ability or being more dominant she's more ideal. All in all I guess she's probably better at being a top than being a bottom. And I'm a shitty bottom haha.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2019, 01:34:54 am by jon22992 »

Offline bartholomew

I supposed if she opened the door whilst wearing heels she would definitely be 6'2 or more.[...................]in terms of fucking ability or being more dominant she's more ideal. All in all I guess she's probably better at being a top than being a bottom.

Sounds ideal, a 6'2 dominant ts girl, now if she'd only visit my area and reduce her rates just a bit...

Online TomTank

Sounds ideal, a 6'2 dominant ts girl, now if she'd only visit my area and reduce her rates just a bit...

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Offline briancam90

Great review. I'm in London tomorrow and keen to try her out but no way am I taking that you hero :thumbsup:

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Fucking hell, you are one brave dude!  :hi: