Ok. Here is the promised full review of Megan Magic.
Visit date 8 March. Communications by text, all replies were prompt.
Had texted the number on the AW profile to confirm that CIM and swallow were included in the £130 for 1 hr. Got text back saying they were. Given postcode and was asked to text when ten minutes away, which I did.
I arrived. Was asked to stand outside the flats. Got a phone call, a lady with perfect English, (obviously not Megan Magic, who speaks only Spanish) asking where I was. Then given flat number.
Got into flat. She is wearing the red top in her profile pics. Was the lady in the AW ad, had the tattoos, but her photos enhanced facially and bodily, but she wasn’t fat. She says she’s a model, but I can’t imagine what she would be modelling. Smallish boobs, not plump ones.
Cool reception from her. Paid the cash, she goes off to stash.
Comes back, asks me to lie down on bed for a massage. I say I want her naked and help her take off her clothes, for which she shows no enthusiasm or excitement. She makes no move to take off mine, which is always a sexy move. I stand behind her in my boxers and fondle her breasts and she strokes the front of my boxers. I realise that’s all I’m going to get at that stage, unless I guide her hands inside, so I do and one hand stays for about 20 seconds. I kiss her neck but she’s not interested. She gestures to the bed and says massage.
5-10 minutes of stroking my back lightly, and she asks me to turn over and starts to rub the old feller. I say it’s too early. We are ten minutes in.
I lie her down and start RO. She pulls away 3 times, so I give up. She lies beside me in a position suggesting she’s about to do oral with and gets out a condom. By using a language app on her phone, I point out its OWO. She insists if I want that, I take a shower, although I tried to explain I had a bath 1 hr before arrival. I have the shower, no suggestion of joining me, just handing me a towel and then disappearing.
Get back and lie down. She starts OWO. I cant remember how the subject of CIM then came up, but she tells me no CIM and no swallow – ever. She gestures to her breasts saying here only. I try to explain (with my limited Spanish) that CIM etc was agreed. I read out the text I had got, saying they were included, and her phone translates it. She says no way.
By now I’ve lost interest and fed up with arguments. I start to get dressed. I tell her I want all the money back. She says I’ve seen her naked so I can’t have it. She refuses. I try to ring the number of the English speaking woman I spoke to before (the number on the profile) but its always on answer phone.
Megan says (with the app) she just works there and cannot refund me. She obviously had no idea of what services she was expected to provide. I now see that her likes list is different from her services drop down menu.
I go to other rooms in the flat, trying the doors, and another girl, who is not hostile, comes out but she is Spanish too. She’s trying to help, but also speaks no English and we get nowhere.
I tell them (in Spanish) I am going to ring the police, and Megan starts crying and talking loudly to her flat mate. It’s chaos.
Megan shows me a text message from someone in English saying “give him half back”. I refuse, lie on the bed and say I will stay there until I get a full refund.
The phone is brought to me, and this time it is a guy who tells me that I can take half my money as a refund, or he will come over to talk about it. I tell him I want full refund.
I’ve no idea what “talk about it” involves, but I assume ?? it means some intimidation is coming my way. I look around for a weapon but all I have is a sharpened pencil, so I’m not very confident, but I grab it anyway. I’m fairly fit, but I’m thinking this might be a 6’3” heavy with a 21 inch neck, or two.
I get my phone up and say I’m calling the police. The flat mate says stay calm. A little bit later, I get all my money slapped into my hand. I leave, accompanied by an angry torrent of what I assume are Spanish four letter words questioning my parentage.
So, that really was TOFTT. It shows again how useful UKP is, because if you decide to try her, you will now take something bigger than a pencil.
