The Great Southwest USA

[aerofan5]

Best punting holiday ever!

Took a flight from Heathrow to Phoenix for a three week holiday, intending to visit all the hot city areas for some American punting.

Renting an RV (Motor caravan for us Brits) was from 80 dollars US per day and you go on to Google to locate a private owner who rents his partially used vehicle.

I found a really nice 1991 22ft Winnebago with only 30k miles on it and rented for 1500 dollars for the three weeks. It drove really nicely and seemed quite small on the wide US roads and freeways.

I planned a round route, visiting California, Nevada and back to Phoenix as the punting is always good in these States. I used Backpage and myRedBook and my faithful Mac laptop. All the places I stopped at had wi fi so locating WG's was straightforward.

My first surprise was a small RV park en route to California. I arrived around 7pm and found the office closed, but a very cordial lady told me where to park, near her RV and to pay the following morning. After the usual questions about being English she became very chatty and I realised that I was on to something. Sure enough, sex was on offer for a small 'consideration'. She was fabulous, a real dirty girl, and we fucked our brains out all that night, going through most parts of the Kama Sutra. I got breakfast in the morning too! I actually tried to help her out with what I figured was the going rate, but she refused and only took about half of this.

So off I went again and the plans were changing as I trundled along the Interstate 8 freeway towards California. The words that kept coming to mind were 'Trailer Trash', over and over.

Sure enough, almost every trailer park I stayed in had potential, and during the three weeks I had so many offers that the Viagra I took with me ran out at the halfway point.

On one occasion near Monterey I called a WG just for a change.
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Missy was great, enthusiastic, adventurous and genuine nice lady, but after the experiences that I had been having in the trailer parks it was a vanilla experience.

So after the three weeks and no less than 14 punts I returned absolutely knackered and totally shagged out. I lost count halfway through the holiday, but I think I did everything on the sex menu with some real wild nympho's aged from 20 ish to around 60!

I slept like the dead the whole way on the red eye from Phoenix to Heathrow.

Definitely recommend it, the English accent gets you there with the Trailer Trash!

[Tjkooker]

Hope you took your banjo and your sister

[Jerboa]

A Interesting report, so these trailer trash birds where up for business or just fun?

[aerofan5]

Even now I'm not certain if they were looking for a cash settlement or not.

I always asked if I could help out with their finances, but only four agreed and took some money, but always less than a WG would charge.

Most of the time I would take them to a popular restaurant of their choice, such as Applebees or Hometown Buffet, and after a meal and a couple of drinks, back to the RV. Most were all nighters and I did worry a bit about that, but there was a money safe in the RV so the funds were ok.

Best holiday ever though, and I shall be back again next year!

[FLYING BLUE]

Sounds like a great time was had - I was also in Phoenix last week but I never partake in the USA because of price and scammers..

[Jerboa]

Sounds like fun, I take it you didn't stay in town to long to find a angry daddy or brother pointing a shotgun at your tackle for deflowering sweet Mary-Jane.

[aerofan5]

To Jerboa.

No I never encountered any irate husbands or boyfriends, most ladies were divorced. Never did any 'deflowering', all the ladies had plenty of experience!

I did have one fun meeting. I stopped at a park near El Centro and met two girls in their early thirties who were staying in two trailers. They helped me organise my overnight stop and I took them to a local restaurant. Back in the park after quite a few drinks we had a three way. One of the girls slept over with me and she told me that they were both sick of their boyfriends who were truck drivers, and would I take them to California.

We started at the crack of dawn and I dropped them off at San Diego where they were meeting some of their family. That was all kind of tense, I didn't fancy a boyfriend turning up out of the blue. Had I known the situation before bedtime I would have moved on to another trailer park with them. I gave them a little spending money and they were very pleased.

[Jerboa]

Good to hear, did any of them resemble Joy from My name is Earl?

[aerofan5]

No, not quite like her, but strangely enough the nearest was the best looking lady that I met, in her early fifties and she really did scrub up well! Not a wild one in bed but very appreciative and enthusiastic. I was complimented on my oral skills, so I must have been doing something right, or she was feeling deprived of that.

[Pauluk1]

Looks like you had a fantastic holiday.
Looking at the RV prices as I type.   

[aerofan5]

I can't honestly remember when I have had a better holiday.

OK, it wasn't cheap, all in about 4k, but all the credit card details are still arriving, so a little more.

It's possible that I appeal to the average American single/divorced/unhappy lady. I am early 70's but active and have been described as 'distinguished', however you view that.

Maybe this kind of holiday would not be for the younger guys, but who knows?

[webpunter]

I can't honestly remember when I have had a better holiday.

OK, it wasn't cheap, all in about 4k, but all the credit card details are still arriving, so a little more.

It's possible that I appeal to the average American single/divorced/unhappy lady. I am early 70's but active and have been described as 'distinguished', however you view that.

Maybe this kind of holiday would not be for the younger guys, but who knows?

This post deserves total respect.  You're still going strong & have gone through [literally] loads of women aged from their 20's upwards.  This has been a real pick-me-up to read.  Shows what can be achieved in later years.  Suddenly my timeline is looking a bit longer than i had envisaged.  Plenty plenty of time to go but it did cross my mind that at some point in the distant yonder i would have to call it a day.  Will just have to keep fit & up for it.  Thank-you !

[Marmalade]

What an interesting idea for a holiday. Not quite sure how you spent so much, even with the trailer hire, but certainly different and adds a touch of hope for the Great White Punting Desert. Alternative is just to drive down to Tijuana . . .

[aerofan5]

Holidays always cost more than expected, here is what you might have to budget for in UK sterling for a 3 week event. Add more if you intend to call WG's more than I did.
Flight 1100
RV hire 1000+
petrol 3400 miles @ approx 15mpg 500
overnight park fees 20 days @ 20 per night  400
food wine dine (and 69) 600
plus a few payments to girls and one WG fee.

[Kinkyman]

Early seventies. Crikey, total respect indeed Sir. Hope for all of us then. Excellent report, glad you had a good hol. Personally, I think I'd feel a bit exposed being on my own in such places with potentially irate husbands / boyfriends / low life lurking in the background. 

[aerofan5]

Always use trailer parks, never sleep at rest areas, although some do.

Parks are great in USA, especially in the south west, with great facilities and good security. Some can be expensive but you need to be able to sleep soundly and securely with this kind of holiday.

Next time, probably this October, I shall restrict myself to WG's (which was the original plan) and have a larger RV, probably around 30ft size as 22ft was a little short on space.

The only WG that I visited was an incall, as when you phone them they do not want to know an outcall to an RV for a first time meet, potentially dangerous for them. But once we met and did the business she was very enthusiastic and we drove out to eat in the RV.

[pokenn]

Great report aerofan. 

Must admit when I started reading I thought he must be a younger guy to pick up all these women. Maybe there's hope for me yet

[aerofan5]

Have to do a followup comment here as this is a first for me, I am getting a 'follow on' from my South West USA holiday in the motor caravan.

I stopped at a park near El Centro in California and met two girls in their early thirties who were staying in two trailers. They helped me organise my overnight stop and I took them to a local restaurant. Back in the park after quite a few drinks we had a three way. One of the girls slept over with me and she told me that they were both sick of their boyfriends who were truck drivers, and would I take them to California.

I did this and we swapped emails.

Now the lady who slept over is coming for a European driving holiday with me, a 10 day journey around the main cities. I am picking up her air fare and apparently I am on a real promise of a wild time!

Bloody amazing these Yanks, I love them.

[vt]

Have to do a followup comment here as this is a first for me, I am getting a 'follow on' from my South West USA holiday in the motor caravan.

I stopped at a park near El Centro in California and met two girls in their early thirties who were staying in two trailers. They helped me organise my overnight stop and I took them to a local restaurant. Back in the park after quite a few drinks we had a three way. One of the girls slept over with me and she told me that they were both sick of their boyfriends who were truck drivers, and would I take them to California.

I did this and we swapped emails.

Now the lady who slept over is coming for a European driving holiday with me, a 10 day journey around the main cities. I am picking up her air fare and apparently I am on a real promise of a wild time!

Bloody amazing these Yanks, I love them.

Result!! 

[webpunter]

Result!! 

+1 "Respec"

[Mij]

I take my hat off to you sir! Good show! :-) 

[Jim Panzee]

Awesome thread aerofan5 is a boss !

Do you need a special license to drive one of those Winnebago's ? They look massive and seem quite daunting to just jump in one.

Sounds like you had a cracking time. I want to do something like this.

[aerofan5]

No, I use my UK EEC licence.

You are ok for privately registered vehicles, and the roads in USA are so wide you never feel awkward in them.

WG's, after a first meeting, really like them and do outcalls no problem.

[webpunter]

WG's, after a first meeting, really like them and do outcalls no problem.

Intruiging.  Just thinking about having a mobile shag palace.  You could drive round to her place & park up.  Then have your wicked way - in top bunk - and then drive off.  Would this qualify as an incall rather than outcall & hence could be cheaper ?

[Jim Panzee]

No, I use my UK EEC licence.

You are ok for privately registered vehicles, and the roads in USA are so wide you never feel awkward in them.

WG's, after a first meeting, really like them and do outcalls no problem.

What was it like insurance wise for the motor home ?

[aerofan5]

The lender could have just put me on his insurance as an extra driver for one month. Cost around $250.

As I have insurance on my own US car I added the RV for the time I had it, $45.

[tanyathetgurl]

As a part-time escort living in the American Southwest, I enjoyed reading this thread, and it seems that perhaps some additional information might be of interest to the readers, from a lady's perspective -- albeit a cynical and transsexual lady.

1. There seems to be some surprise as to the gentleman's age and his energy level and success, so I'd like to volunteer that while I appreciate money ... I do love my work, and some of the best times I've had were with gentlemen aged mid-60s or beyond. This perspective is based on having enjoyed the company of a wide range of gentlemen, including one bona fide, real-life porn star.  The best time I ever had with a gentlemen was with someone who was in his mid-60s. It was an all-night engagement, and at the risk of providing too much information, I'll disclose that by 5 a.m. I was literally hoarse from moaning with pleasure ... not to say that the festivities had been non-stop but they were certainly the right combination of quality and quantity.  So, if you're younger than mid-60s I'd say that perhaps your best years still lie ahead, as to being able to woo and pleasure ladies.

2. This reminds me of an article I'd read, written by a 72-year old gentleman who chatted up, then seduced, a lovely 19-year old lady.  Not fiction -- entirely realistic.

3. Much as I love the US, there's something special about British gentlemen.  I lived in the UK for 9 months, when I was ten year old, and so perhaps I have a special appreciation for British culture, but I'm not the only girl hereabouts who has a high opinion of British gentlemen.  I'm into BDSM and my most intense heterosexual experience, in which I handed over a large amount of trust, involved a British Dom gentleman who ended up being highly skilled and very much deserving of my trust.

So, if you're not young, and/or you're British, then you're "hot stuff" on this side of the Atlantic. :-)

~Tanya

[JR]

Have to do a followup comment here as this is a first for me, I am getting a 'follow on' from my South West USA holiday in the motor caravan.

I stopped at a park near El Centro in California and met two girls in their early thirties who were staying in two trailers. They helped me organise my overnight stop and I took them to a local restaurant. Back in the park after quite a few drinks we had a three way. One of the girls slept over with me and she told me that they were both sick of their boyfriends who were truck drivers, and would I take them to California.

I did this and we swapped emails.

Now the lady who slept over is coming for a European driving holiday with me, a 10 day journey around the main cities. I am picking up her air fare and apparently I am on a real promise of a wild time!

Bloody amazing these Yanks, I love them.

I am sure I am not the only one interested to know how this went?

[aerofan5]

Back again by request. Didn’t expect anyone to be interested in a follow up to my affairs, but here goes.

Around end of May 2014 I was in email contact with my friend. I sent her the air fare via bank transfer, crossed my fingers and hoped!! I did think that I could be the biggest dickhead ever, doing this - But - a week later and I received the airline ticket confirmation! Tickets are still able to be cancelled and a partial refund obtained, but it was looking good.

So a few more weeks then I booked a hotel room near the airport in Milan. Her flight was a red eye with her arriving around 7.15 am and I had booked the room so that we could meet and for her to freshen up before we started to drive. I thought that she would be exhausted from the flight, so didn’t expect wild sex immediately - how wrong can you be - once in the room we were all over each other and exploring the limits with everything on the menu. The first round was quick and very urgent, mutual orgasms within ten minutes - Brilliant!

A rest with a whole lot of chat, then a refreshing shower with lots of cuddles and gropes. A cup of coffee, then we were at it again. Slower and more comfortable this time, but just as good, and a little unusual for me to be able to perform twice within an hour! It must have been the anticipation. Generally I am a once in the morning and again in the evening type of person.

So packed and checked out, then off along the Autostrada for the four hour drive to Venezia, the most beautiful city in the world. Car safely parked in the town of Mestre, we took the train for the five minute journey into the city centre. We stayed at a small hotel on the Grand Canal near one of the vaporetto water bus stops and for next two days we did the tourist stuff. The weather was beautiful and we had the sort of time that you only get in Venice. The first night we spent there she was tired from the flight, but still insisted on giving me one of her world class blow jobs. This went on for nearly an hour and she giggled at how she could keep me so hard for so long. We both slept really well.

Leaving Venice on day four we drove to Austria and stayed one night in Innsbruck. An evening candlelight dinner at the mountain top Restaurant Seegrube, accessed only by cable car, set the stage for a sublime night. This was preceeded by an outstanding blow job in the empty cable car on the way down with me attending to her with two very energetic fingers and getting her another very wet orgasm. I had to hold back on squirting because age has its limits! Later, after showering we had a great session before sleeping soundly.

A short drive the next day to another of my favourite cities, Zurich. I splashed out a bit here and we stayed in the luxurious Schweizerhof Hotel near the Bahnhofstrasse so we could have a shopping afternoon. Shopping in Zurich is brilliant and not as pricey as expected due to the low import tariffs in the country. Dinner in the restaurant was expensive but world class, and led to yet another enjoyable night with early to bed being the main event. I was feeling the effects of the daily travelling by now, but the blue pill helped me along and was very pleasant with a comfortably firm erection gaining approval and a loud cowgirl session.

Up a little later the next morning with a room service breakfast preceeded by another world class blow job. She certainly was enjoying herself and was wet and gushing regularly.

A drive back south and into Italy to Lake Maggiore. We stayed the rest of our time there and had some good trips around the area. Up to the snow line and the Swiss border at the Italian ski resort town of Macugnaga with a two cable car lift to the cafe at over 3000 metres and a snowball fight. A great sail on one of the lake cruisers with pizza and Italian red wine. A day drive around the lake via Locarno in Switzerland.

Finally, back to the hotel in Milan for her early flight back to USA. Lots of cuddles here and a little weepy at parting, but we have our separate lives, and countries, and realistically, the age difference prohibits any permanent arrangement.

Having said all of the above, the relationship is a bit fluffy!

[Marmalade]

Hmmm I was massively enjoying this thread, the adventures, till I go to ...

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I am picking up her air fare

 

[Markus]

I've never had a girl snowball me at over 3000 metres

You're a very lucky person. Good to hear about these opportunities most of us only dream about. Congrats and well told story.

[aerofan5]

I guess I have been lucky with her, but I admit to having concerns about the air fare!!

Anyway the plot thickens, we are meeting again when I visit San Diego in February and (between rounds) we are discussing the next holiday in July this year - Castles along the Rhine this time!

[JR]

Thanks for letting us know the result, sounds like you're having a great time, some people are just jealous, including me.

[webpunter]

I've never had a girl snowball me at over 3000 metres
You're a very lucky person. Good to hear about these opportunities most of us only dream about. Congrats and well told story.

+1 - although wondering what a snowball fight at 3,000m actually entailed 

[aerofan5]

Just that. We were up above the snowline in July on the border between Italy and Switzerland. The snow was deep and we made snowballs and threw them at each other.

She normally doesn't snowball with me, she swallows!

[aerofan5]

A few more details of my friend. She had been an escort until she took up with the boyfriend that she had when I met her. He had met her as a client, then persuaded her to give it up and take up with him. It lasted a couple of years, but she was pretty fed up when I met her, as the relationship had soured.

Her family are in San Diego now and she lives safely with them and has a job. They know about me, but only brief details, and she phones frequently when we are on holidays. She would like to take up escorting again, but feels unable to do it in California for family reasons. She would also worry about her ex boyfriend picking up on any advertising, as she fears that he might cause trouble.

I often wonder if this may be a common reason for girls giving up the life and disappearing off the boards, but I can't complain. I am as generous as I am able to be with her and we have a great relationship.

[NightKid]

She had been an escort until she took up with the boyfriend that she had when I met her.

Uh oh ... I've been enjoying the best, but now I fear the worst.

[aerofan5]

Here I am again about to pass through San Diego, one of my favourite cities.

As well as my experiences with civvies and my ATF, I have had quite a few punts here, some good, some not so good.

Most of the not so good ones have, unsurprisingly, disappeared, but the two WG’s noted below have been around for a while, and both are intelligent, gorgeous and enthusiastic.

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I don’t have any connection to them other than as a happy punter.

[webpunter]

Went onto the backpage links / then for the area.  Loads of massage places offering table showers + massage.  Reminds me of Vegas where the same in chinatown area.  Wish they had these on this side of the pond

[HolyMoly]

Loving this thread. Any updates after the San Diego trip?

I'm in California for a couple of weeks most years, and always fancied doing a road trip like this.

I've never punted in the US, but this has given me cause to re-think that.

[aerofan5]

Well, for the guys who are following my posts I can report on my last meeting.

In her late thirties, my ATF does not escort any more. As I mentioned in one of my previous posts, she now lives with her family and has a full time job at her family company, which she is enjoying.

Mid February, I arrived back in San Diego from Mexico on my way back to UK. I had phoned her prior to crossing the border and putting my car into storage. She is always very enthusiastic and met me at the storage unit before going shopping with me. Shopping is one of her favourite occupations and we both enjoy visiting the sex shops where we stock up on the latest toys. This visit found us with an inflatable anal balloon and a red tight fitting transparent dress. The dress fitted perfectly and she really did look drop dead gorgeous in it.

After shopping and dinner at the outstanding Anthony's fish bar at the harbour we couldn't wait any longer so we checked in to our hotel. We both like to start off gently with a long cuddly shower with plenty of soapy back rubs and wet watery kisses. After a while the bits become active and we both dry off and have a relaxing massage while we become more and more aroused. I get harder as she gets wetter and we both love a 69 session to enhance the moment. Once we were ready to cum, out came the anal balloon. She did me first, and although I am a bit cautious with anybody stuffing things up my chuff, she was careful and used a warm lube. This took me very close to the edge and she asked me to fit it in her too. So with my lips attending to her clitoris, the balloon in her anus, and us back in 69 position again, we both had 'rodeo style' orgasms that seemed to go on forever! She squirts like a fountain and she swallows every drop from me, so it's a real happy time for both of us.

A come down and lots of chat about the summer in Germany, we both sleep well.

A brilliant session before breakfast and she drops me off at the airport for a final kissy cuddly session, at which point I leave to go through security. ATF's are great!