Author Topic: VixenDeMilo - Portsmouth  (Read 2883 times)

Offline muffdazzler

She is advertising on UKE. Looks pretty hot body wise and has 90 mins massage for £50 in he in March. All sounds and looks too good to be true. Can’t find any reviews on here so any info would be appreciated.

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Does seem too good to be true, but I'm booked in  :P
I'll report back after a week or so  :hi:

Offline hornbill

She had a very classy website and responds promptly to e-mails  with chatty well written replies but seems booked up for the next week or so. She advertised on an escorting site so will it really be massage only with no touching back? There seem to be a number of Hungarian girls on AW offering similar experiences but more available? follow this space!

Offline CheeseBoard

It says on her price list that the prices do not include lingham, so perhaps its extra on top?

Sounds good so let's know how it goes  :thumbsup:

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I read it as £50 not including, £75 including.

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It's normally £75, but £50 throughout March for the 'holistic release', 'full body massage including intimate areas'. She could mean behind the knees, but I'll let you know..... Unless someone beats me to it  :hi:

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It says on her price list that the prices do not include lingham, so perhaps its extra on top?

Sounds good so let's know how it goes  :thumbsup:

It reads that the standard priced 90 min includes long ham, the rest below don’t

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It reads that the standard priced 90 min includes long ham, the rest below don’t

Bloody auto correct strikes again  :D

Offline BDiONU

It reads that the standard priced 90 min includes long ham, the rest below don’t
I read that Indonesians like long pig, must be where the long ham comes from.

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I read that Indonesians like long pig, must be where the long ham comes from.
Long pig being cannibal speak for white man

Offline Smitheee

I'm booked in too. I'll be travelling some distance to see her and I have my doubts if she is genuine or even answer. No telephone number which I find is never great.

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This is a professional massage, certainly not the Asian parlours I've seen reviewed here.
All medical history taken first. Small, comfortable back room used for the massage. Full body massage, followed by a full 30 minutes of Lingam massaging with edging. The ending was explosive to say the least. Whole session lasted about 2 hrs... excellent value for the £50 March offer, still very good at the normal price of £65.
No touching allowed. Have to see if that changes when she starts the B2B and nuru sessions.
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Offline webpunter

The knob massage pic got my attention
And the legs / bum one too [although way more tanned on this]
Hopefully she doesn't waffle on about breathing & shakra bollox that some tantra burds do
Just wanna have some exquisite edging 

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That's easy
Suffering from severe medical conditions requiring treatment:

1/ rager
2/ hangover horn
3/ both 1 & 2

All medical history taken first

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Hopefully she doesn't waffle on about breathing & shakra bollox that some tantra burds do
Just wanna have some exquisite edging 


Hardly spoke a word during my visit. Did mention the breathing a few times, but no bollox. All very relaxed. :hi:

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The knob massage pic got my attention
And the legs / bum one too [although way more tanned on this]


Where did you find these photos please?

I can't see them on her web site. 

UKE?  I can't see them there either but I only joined that site last week so not familiar with it.

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Where did you find these photos please?

I can't see them on her web site. 

UKE?  I can't see them there either but I only joined that site last week so not familiar with it.

As you asked so nicely   :D

They are on UKE, Also in the middle row of photo's in the footer.

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IE on the footer of the UKP homepage & [Edit: &below]
Where admin has wazzed up pics
I spotted the massage table / knob manipulation pic & was thinking that looks interesting
Better with clobber off & oiled up rack but a good start
And there is mention of more nortiness to be added

They are on UKE, Also in the middle row of photo's in the footer.
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IE on the footer of the UKP homepage & [Edit: &below]
Where admin has wazzed up pics
I spotted the massage table / knob manipulation pic & was thinking that looks interesting
Better with clobber off & oiled up rack but a good start
And there is mention of more nortiness to be added


TBH, there's not much of a rack to oil up. She's a very slightly built lass. As for more naughtiness, she came across as too professional for a FS. However, at £65 for a good 90 massage with the lingam, it's good VFM IMO. Lets see what the B2B and Nuru turns out like.  :hi:

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As you asked so nicely   :D

They are on UKE, Also in the middle row of photo's in the footer.

Thanks.

Found them on UKE now (plus below)

Offline webpunter

Thanks for the heads-up
Seems like good VFM to me
When does the fun start during the hour & a half ?
Anything more than about 1/2hr max & i am likely to get bored & doze off

TBH, there's not much of a rack to oil up. She's a very slightly built lass. As for more naughtiness, she came across as too professional for a FS. However, at £65 for a good 90 massage with the lingam, it's good VFM IMO. Lets see what the B2B and Nuru turns out like.  :hi:

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Thanks for the heads-up
Seems like good VFM to me
When does the fun start during the hour & a half ?
Anything more than about 1/2hr max & i am likely to get bored & doze off

The massage lasted about an hour, and the lingam / edging lasted about 30 minutes. I could have blown after 10 minutes, but she was good at the edging  :P

Offline hornbill

looking forward to the nuru and her being naked too, also seems to have limited availability on her booking site: seems good VFM but does that mean heavily booked up?

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looking forward to the nuru and her being naked too, also seems to have limited availability on her booking site: seems good VFM but does that mean heavily booked up?

If you read the site she has a full time job.

This means she is only available for one session an evening Mon-Fri plus whatever she works at the weekend.


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Well you've seen her  what about a review. For searches in the future.

Will do, but it won't be much more than is noted in post #11  :hi:

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Body to body massage was supposed to be offered as from may. Has anyone experienced this yet?

I have a booking next month and will report back. Just keen to hear whether the body to body is any good.

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Body to body massage was supposed to be offered as from may. Has anyone experienced this yet?

I have a booking next month and will report back. Just keen to hear whether the body to body is any good.

Mine's early June Kimeen. I might beat you to it   :D