Eastern European scam

[goldwing1]

SAINSBURY CAR PARK SCAM - BEWARE!

Sainsbury's car park in Oldham. Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.

Simply dropping into Sainsbury's supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends! Here's how the scam works:

Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco. You agree and they both get in the back seat.

On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on January 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on February 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday.So please warn all the other men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets are £1.75 and look better!!

Happy Shopping!

[scutty brown]

they saw you were driving a Lada and realised you were an easy touch (or soft in the head)

[goldwing1]

they saw you were driving a Lada and realised you were an easy touch (or soft in the head)

Lada ?????
I`ve got a proper car

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[scutty brown]

Lada ?????
I`ve got a proper car

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they were Hungarian midgets then, explains it all
have to be tiny to fit in that Balaton

[Blackpool Rock]

Reminds me of the time someone tried starting a fight with me in B&Q.
Just as I was entering there was a young lad handing out promotional flyers, all looked innocent enough till he turned on me and asked "Excuse me Sir do you want decking", fortunately I got the 1st punch in and he backed down 

[Goldfinch]

Reminds me of the time someone tried starting a fight with me in B&Q.
Just as I was entering there was a young lad handing out promotional flyers, all looked innocent enough till he turned on me and asked "Excuse me Sir do you want decking", fortunately I got the 1st punch in and he backed down 

 

[Bod1983]

😂😂😂
Wouldn't want to go to shopping while on Sainsbury's car park. It's just down from The Georgian. Is it worth popping in there instead. Quite like the look of Annabelle! Or better to go indie?

[martinjason87]

So you had your wallet stolen 16 times? Am I missing something here? (other than more contributions and reviews)

[scutty brown]

So you had your wallet stolen 16 times? Am I missing something here? (other than more contributions and reviews)

I make it 20 times. Learn to do your sums

[martinjason87]

  Just double checked. we're both bath at maths - its 17 (including the one that was nabbed during the event in the post itself)

It's just baffling that the wallet was stolen so many times 

[fisherofsouls]

At risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, I think he may have been joking

[scutty brown]

lets look at this.............
............on January 4th(one)  9th(two) 10th(three)  twice on the 15th (four + five) 17th (six + seven) 20th (eight + nine)  24th (ten + eleven) and 29th (twelve + thirteen). Also on February 1st (fourteen), 4th (fifteen), 6th (sixteen), 9th and 10th(seventeen + eighteen) and twice yesterday (nineteen + twenty)...............

so the score is 20

[martinjason87]

Apologies Scutty but my account is as follows...........on January 4th(one)  9th(two) 10th(three)  twice on the 15th (four + five) 17th (six) 20th (seven)  24th (eight) and 29th (nine). Also on February 1st (ten), 4th (eleven), 6th (twelve), 9th and 10th(thirteen + fourteen) and twice yesterday (fifteen + sixteen)...............and the event in the post itself (seventeen)

looks like the score is 17

 

[scutty brown]

you've missed "twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th"
Each one of those was twice

[goldwing1]

Reminds me of the time someone tried starting a fight with me in B&Q.
Just as I was entering there was a young lad handing out promotional flyers, all looked innocent enough till he turned on me and asked "Excuse me Sir do you want decking", fortunately I got the 1st punch in and he backed down 

Same with me, I was looking at carpets and he asked me if I wanted flooring, so I kicked him in the bollocks and fucked off.

[goldwing1]

😂😂😂
Wouldn't want to go to shopping while on Sainsbury's car park. It's just down from The Georgian. Is it worth popping in there instead. Quite like the look of Annabelle! Or better to go indie?

Been going around 40 years, very well appointed and well run, last time I went it was £90 an hour which was around a year ago.

[Gordon Bennett]

Someone has nicked my front gate 6 times this year. I kept watch last night and saw the thief approach the gate and start loosening the hinges with a spanner, lift it off and walk off with my gate. I told my wife and she screamed FFS! Why didn't you stop him?????? I told her I was worried he might take a fence (offence).