External Link/Members Only30mins - £60
Deserve pelters for this and rightly so. Have read plenty about the typical Rom service but thankfully never experienced it....until now.
Have spotted this lass a few times and also thought she looked pretty hot so thought I would make a booking despite it being off Vivastreet. I really should know better.
Comms - Fired off a text mid morning for a booking on my lunch. Reply received fairly quickly and confirmed we were on. Asked if there was a shower and got the reply “Yes baby”. Was instructed to phone on arrival for door number.
Location - Haymarket area. Block of flats just off Western Approach Road. Discreet enough I suppose.
Main event - Got to location and phoned. No answer so I text that I was outside. Got reply that she was just out shower and would be 2mins. Not ideal but at least she was going to be clean and fresh I told myself (more on this later). Bin men arrived as I was hanging about which was a bit awkward but thats just bad timing I guess. Finally given door number after a wait longer than 2mins - well over 5 but could be worse. Buzzed in and upto the flat.
Door opened. Girl hiding behind and beckons me in. Once I step inside I can see it is definitely not the girl from the photos. Fairly decent looking, slim brunette, small A or B cup boobs. Couple tattoos. She’s wrapped in a white towel from this supposed shower. Leads me through into bedroom. Can hear shower is on in bathroom so somebody else there (confirmed soon). Once in room I’m asked “You okay?” in an extremely uninterested and cannot be arsed manner. Asks how long I want to stay, I say 30min and hand over the cash. She tells me to undress and goes to stash cash. Once she’s back theres more akward small talk, asks me my name and where I’m from. I ask her same back and she confirms my suspicions/fears - She’s a Rom.
I lie on bed and she whips out a condom and starts to put it on my flaccid cock after a quick wipe. Manages to get it on and starts OW, I get hard and she continues a very average blowjob for about 30 seconds before the phone rings which she stops to answer. She then got up and went to the bedroom door to shout at the other lassie in Romanian before returning to the blowjob for a minute or two before asking if I want sex. I declined as too soon and ask her to continue with the blowjob. I was already pissed of and started to lose my erection which considering I’m very early 30’s should not be happening. It seemed to inconvenience her that the wee man was not staying up which she mentioned and almost sat there as if “what next”
She took the bag off and gave me a half hearted handjob before asking if I want another condom and sex. By this point I just wanted to get it over and done with so I said yes, played with my dick a bit to get it up and the second bag went on.
She wanted mish. Lay down and lubed up. I entered, pussy felt ok but she kept her hand there the whole time and lay there with the most disinterested look I’ve ever fucking seen. Asked something along the lines if I was ready to cum after about a minute. Decided I didnt want to look at her sour face anymore so asked for doggy. Switched positions, nice wee view as I fucked her, again the hand was there in between the legs. Told her I was about to come and she said something along the lines of “Not too much” or “not too hard”. I came, hadnt even finished cumming and she’d pulled me out of her. Handed a few wet wipes, no mention of that shower and tbh I couldnt be arsed asking for one.
Off the bed and started to get dressed. Her phone rings and I hear the next punter asking for the door number. She asks for two minutes and the white towel goes back on to keep up the illusion she’s just out the shower. Little bit more akward small talk and I’m out the door after about 15-20mins.
As I was leaving I seen the next punter walking across from other side of the car park. If it wasnt for the fact I went off one direction and we never actually passed each other, I wouldve told him to save his money.
TLDR - Typical shite Rom service. Bait and switch. Avoid at all costs. One of those punts that make you want to give it all up.
