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Author Topic: Pet hates - toilet paper  (Read 3388 times)

Offline Tjkooker

I once had a lap dance in the Burke & hair in Edinburgh in my younger days, when most nights out ended up back there or the western across the road. Anyway, the lass had a perfectly rolled up small piece of paper right up her arse hole. WTF that was all about I'll never know.

On a recent very good punt, the girl indicated that as I was her first of the day & had a bit of a gap between me & the next punter, she wanted to get a bit kinky & cum hard. Her proposal for this was to insert a fairly large buttplug, ride me reverse cowgirl & we'd both watch the action in the mirror positioned at the end of the bed. I thought to myself, that sounds pretty damn good so away we went... 20 or so minutes later we'd both cum pretty hard. She hopped off, I took of my Johnny & disposed of it, couple of baby wipes later & I'm ready for a quick shower. She removes the plug from her arse, covered in shit, embarrassed she vanished to the bathroom. I then went in for my shower & noticed the plug was left sitting next to the sink, the stench of shit in the bathroom was incredible. So glad I'd came before the poop incidents, or it would have been game over!very good punt otherwise though!
This wouldn't have been a very quietly spoken 21 yr old ex lap dancer in Edinburgh who loves face fucking would it?
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Offline Cactus

This wouldn't have been a very quietly spoken 21 yr old ex lap dancer in Edinburgh who loves face fucking would it?

I don't think so, but could have been... I never face fucked her myself as it's not something I'm into. It was indeed in Edinburgh however  :drinks:

Offline Anadin

That's what I use, just always call them baby wipes for some reason lol, also Tesco toddler wipes are pretty good as well :)

Don't flush those things. They claim to be flushable and while they probably won't block your toilet they do seem to block drains & sewers.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13566476
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/video-hub/home--garden/bed--bath/flushable-wipes/16935265001/22783507001/

Offline SirFrank

FAG BREATH. Fucking yuk. Is there anything worse
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline DaveMugabe

FAG BREATH. Fucking yuk. Is there anything worse
yes - somebody pulling out a tampon before the punt. :cool:

Offline Mara

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That's what I use, just always call them baby wipes for some reason lol, also Tesco toddler wipes are pretty good as well :)

What's wrong with water and soap?


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