I once had a lap dance in the Burke & hair in Edinburgh in my younger days, when most nights out ended up back there or the western across the road. Anyway, the lass had a perfectly rolled up small piece of paper right up her arse hole. WTF that was all about I'll never know.
On a recent very good punt, the girl indicated that as I was her first of the day & had a bit of a gap between me & the next punter, she wanted to get a bit kinky & cum hard. Her proposal for this was to insert a fairly large buttplug, ride me reverse cowgirl & we'd both watch the action in the mirror positioned at the end of the bed. I thought to myself, that sounds pretty damn good so away we went... 20 or so minutes later we'd both cum pretty hard. She hopped off, I took of my Johnny & disposed of it, couple of baby wipes later & I'm ready for a quick shower. She removes the plug from her arse, covered in shit, embarrassed she vanished to the bathroom. I then went in for my shower & noticed the plug was left sitting next to the sink, the stench of shit in the bathroom was incredible. So glad I'd came before the poop incidents, or it would have been game over!very good punt otherwise though!