Ivy 2019 - TOFTT - N22 Turnpike lane - Bubble Butt Contender Thicker edition

[last_days_of_logan]

Gonna keep it short and sweet

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Ivy 2019

Location: Turnpike lane near station

Comms: Decent...didnt answer any calls..all done via text...pretty prompt...never waited more than 5 to 10 mins for a response

Cost: £70 for 30mins

Services: OW, FK, HJ, sex in a couple of positions

Girl....: The pics are representative. Its her alright and every single one of those pics are accurate and recent... in reality she is a big thicker ...just a bit but thicker in a proportionate sense exactly as the pictures are. There is no photoshop at all..maybe a slight angle twist to make things look good but it wasnt necessary...i was extremely impressed with what i saw
Tits are D cups at least, looked and felt real....and full / firm...tiny chance it could be fake but it would be one of the best fakes i ever encountered...personally i tihnk they are real. Her tits are spectacular!!
The booty is exactly as you see it in her pics...but they are fake...they are not rock solid but they are not extremely soft either..kind of inbetween..firm with some jiggle
facially she is quite attractive IMO.....
real hair on her head..no extensions.....
Nice personality and very nice person

So why is this a negative? .... read on....

The action: simply put...she cannot take D....certainly not from large sizes. that was the end of that....barely gave it to her and she struggled throughout...i didnt even really get in there much. she tried her best but no chance...tried doggy...couldnt do it, missionary and she couldnt do it, prone and she couldnt do it

conclusion: Very nice girl, the body is real and as per pics...very attractive..great personality..cannot take D from large sizes (i dont mean a pounding....i mean ANYTHING)

would i return: if i am honest the way she struggled i dont think she wants me back...would be amazed if she takes my call. i might test it at a future date but would i actually aim and try to go back? No.....but thats only due to physical compatibility and cause she cant take anything

would i reccomend? You know what i actually would. she truly is a nice person and its really the gains of this second life to see a body like that......if you aren't on the large side i think you would come out of there REALLY smiling. if i could smash her to bits i would have married her on the spot




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[last_days_of_logan]

I made a mistake and left it as a neutral , can someone change that to a neg...i will try to change myself

[ICUP]

She seems quite new, I would say give it a month or so before you call her. She should be loosen up by then mate 

I might have to see her this Friday, that booty looks good and one major plus is no weave, fan fucking tastic!

[francescototti]

So why is this a negative? .... read on....

The action: simply put...she cannot take D....

  I knew that was coming before I scrolled down the page 

[last_days_of_logan]

I knew that was coming before I scrolled down the page 

LOL

thing is though, her body is a booty mans dream,

tits.... great tits
ass...BIG!! fake but BIIIG
full lips
tanned skinned

if you are allowed to smash it then you are in heaven

[Sirmixalott]

Oh dear. LoL. What a let down.

Did you even get a half decent OW out of her?

[last_days_of_logan]

Oh dear. LoL. What a let down.

Did you even get a half decent OW out of her?

Nope...it was slow...thats it

preferred her hand job if i am honest

[Dinekid7]

I'm so sorry for you brother, my heart bleeds for you honestly.

How tall is she???

[PapaSmurf]

Interesting. The review didn't put me off at all. I don't plan on visiting North London anytime soon, but if I did I'll check her out. Thanks for the review Logan.

[last_days_of_logan]

Interesting. The review didn't put me off at all. I don't plan on visiting North London anytime soon, but if I did I'll check her out. Thanks for the review Logan.

the review shouldnt put you off at all. I actually think many will enjoy her company...with a body like that you expect her to be a little stuck up and entitled  etc etc, but she seems very down to earth

if she lets you go crazy with her then you are in for a treat. She just couldnt do anything with me, not even go slow

[last_days_of_logan]

I'm so sorry for you brother, my heart bleeds for you honestly.

How tall is she???

between 5'5 an 5'7

[last_days_of_logan]

I'm so sorry for you brother, my heart bleeds for you honestly.

How tall is she???

DineKid7, anything new you would recommend for a man like me?

[pumps]

Looks artificially thick with those proportions.


Shame she doesn't do OWO.

[Dinekid7]

DineKid7, anything new you would recommend for a man like me?

Honestly brother, I haven't actually punted since early January,

This isn't really a recommendation but it's one I have been looking at for a while, I've mentioned her before, but can't be asked to make the trip east

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May not be your cup of tea doe, but will share any gems I come across

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[sparkymark0001]

She looks good, but that kind of defeats the object if you can't do anything! I have had similar situations and it's just leaves you frustrated.

Did she finish you off at least?

[Dopedj]

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She looks great ...nice body too ..like those American thots on Instagram
I think she will improve as she goes on escorting.

[BoShek]

Will have to pay her a visit after she been broken in abit as she clearly can't take the D

Thanks for TOFTT. Can you confirm that she's British? Too many Latin wgs been posing as British?

[Gentlelovemaking]

Good review Logan,

I’ll try my luck if she moves south of the river. Shame we can’t take the D.

Would you say she’s more of a P&D option and what’s her English like ?

[Bassman]

I was going to visit this one one day soon.

Do you think she genuinely couldn’t take it? Or was it just a lie?

Was she tight?

[last_days_of_logan]

Looks artificially thick with those proportions.


Shame she doesn't do OWO.

fake ass, thats it. no photoshop at all

[last_days_of_logan]

She looks good, but that kind of defeats the object if you can't do anything! I have had similar situations and it's just leaves you frustrated.

Did she finish you off at least?

yes she did

[last_days_of_logan]

Will have to pay her a visit after she been broken in abit as she clearly can't take the D

Thanks for TOFTT. Can you confirm that she's British? Too many Latin wgs been posing as British?

Nope...american accent...so canadian is probably correct...or british / canadian is probably accurate

[last_days_of_logan]

Good review Logan,

I’ll try my luck if she moves south of the river. Shame we can’t take the D.

Would you say she’s more of a P&D option and what’s her English like ?

Perfect English....fluent speaker...probably her only language its that good. she could be american , canadian or british canadian..

i think she could qualify as a longer punt personally cause he is very personable but a P & D should be enough

[last_days_of_logan]

I was going to visit this one one day soon.

Do you think she genuinely couldn’t take it? Or was it just a lie?

Was she tight?

she wasnt so tight that i couldnt get the helmet in, but yes she was really tight.

as for lieing i have been debating this, it is very possible that she was lieing so she wouldnt have to work...but i honestly dont think so cause of the level of struggle and push back i was getting.

but then again i honestly believe that an ass like that MUST have had a decent seeing to at least once with someone from an above size member

do me favour and visit her....you and GLM i get the feeling tend to have WGs get haps when they see you....this one might be open for a proper session with you....

i personally think she is lieing but in the lie she shows she cannot really take it like one would hope with a booty like that. she was saying "ow ow ow" "eeeeek eeee eeeek" throughout the whole thing , poor girl

[Bassman]

she wasnt so tight that i couldnt get the helmet in, but yes she was really tight.

as for lieing i have been debating this, it is very possible that she was lieing so she wouldnt have to work...but i honestly dont think so cause of the level of struggle and push back i was getting.

but then again i honestly believe that an ass like that MUST have had a decent seeing to at least once with someone from an above size member

do me favour and visit her....you and GLM i get the feeling tend to have WGs get haps when they see you....this one might be open for a proper session with you....

i personally think she is lieing but in the lie she shows she cannot really take it like one would hope with a booty like that. she was saying "ow ow ow" "eeeeek eeee eeeek" throughout the whole thing , poor girl

If she’s near TPlane when I am she’s on the list.

[Savvygentleman]

Her ass is huge and it’s real. I just saw her tonight at 9pm will post a review on her tomorrow. She took one look at my dick and looked like she saw a ghost. She said she didn’t think she could handle the size. I thought she was just being a lazy cow.

Throughout the sex she sounded like she was giving birth. I felt sorry for her so I slowed down a little bit to give her hole a break.

Would be a good punt if she could take the dick, which is a shame because she’s the sexiest WG I’ve seen, ever.

That being said she’s definitely in the wrong job. Just counting papers and saving up for a lavish lifestyle.

[last_days_of_logan]

Her ass is huge and it’s real. I just saw her tonight at 9pm will post a review on her tomorrow. She took one look at my dick and looked like she saw a ghost. She said she didn’t think she could handle the size. I thought she was just being a lazy cow.

Throughout the sex she sounded like she was giving birth. I felt sorry for her so I slowed down a little bit to give her hole a break.

Would be a good punt if she could take the dick, which is a shame because she’s the sexiest WG I’ve seen, ever.

That being said she’s definitely in the wrong job. Just counting papers and saving up for a lavish lifestyle.

sorry mate, i dont think that ass is real at all

clear signs of it being fake

puncture marks on her lower back
The way the ass doesnt fall back down across the body when he is bent over..like two deflated basketballs sitting on top of her pussy
same thing as second point but this time in prone position...it doesnt flatten out that much or spread around to much

just my personal opinion based on experience, i dont want people going there thinking that ass is real based on my review. i dont think it is

P.S...you are lucky...at least she let you get it in enough to have some kind of sexual intercourse. it sounds like she let you get some kind of momentum. i couldnt even get mine in properly to do anything..she kept screaming/squinting and pushing me out

Starting to think this woman is having a laugh at our expense. taking our money for an easy session

[Sirmixalott]

Her ass is huge and it’s real. I just saw her tonight at 9pm will post a review on her tomorrow. She took one look at my dick and looked like she saw a ghost. She said she didn’t think she could handle the size. I thought she was just being a lazy cow.

Throughout the sex she sounded like she was giving birth. I felt sorry for her so I slowed down a little bit to give her hole a break.

Would be a good punt if she could take the dick, which is a shame because she’s the sexiest WG I’ve seen, ever.

That being said she’s definitely in the wrong job. Just counting papers and saving up for a lavish lifestyle.

LOL. No homo, but are you particularly girthy or lengthy or both?

How can a woman with an ass like that (looks fake, or at best, a fat transfer) be escorting and not be able to take dick!?

It's ridiculous.

She's definetely on a piss take. Either she's mentally ill, ridiculously stupid or just downright taking liberties (and being smart) about it.

[Dopedj]

I think she’s trying not to get her fake butt implants not to pop start licking on ur dick while you’re pounding away.
I’ve seen A few videos on online/Instagram where some of these strippers with implants ..their fake butts start licking on stage or when she’s on the pole.

[grandaddybadman]

Gonna keep it short and sweet

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Ivy 2019

Location: Turnpike lane near station

Comms: Decent...didnt answer any calls..all done via text...pretty prompt...never waited more than 5 to 10 mins for a response

Cost: £70 for 30mins

Services: OW, FK, HJ, sex in a couple of positions

Girl....: The pics are representative. Its her alright and every single one of those pics are accurate and recent... in reality she is a big thicker ...just a bit but thicker in a proportionate sense exactly as the pictures are. There is no photoshop at all..maybe a slight angle twist to make things look good but it wasnt necessary...i was extremely impressed with what i saw
Tits are D cups at least, looked and felt real....and full / firm...tiny chance it could be fake but it would be one of the best fakes i ever encountered...personally i tihnk they are real. Her tits are spectacular!!
The booty is exactly as you see it in her pics...but they are fake...they are not rock solid but they are not extremely soft either..kind of inbetween..firm with some jiggle
facially she is quite attractive IMO.....
real hair on her head..no extensions.....
Nice personality and very nice person

So why is this a negative? .... read on....

The action: simply put...she cannot take D....certainly not from large sizes. that was the end of that....barely gave it to her and she struggled throughout...i didnt even really get in there much. she tried her best but no chance...tried doggy...couldnt do it, missionary and she couldnt do it, prone and she couldnt do it

conclusion: Very nice girl, the body is real and as per pics...very attractive..great personality..cannot take D from large sizes (i dont mean a pounding....i mean ANYTHING)

would i return: if i am honest the way she struggled i dont think she wants me back...would be amazed if she takes my call. i might test it at a future date but would i actually aim and try to go back? No.....but thats only due to physical compatibility and cause she cant take anything

would i reccomend? You know what i actually would. she truly is a nice person and its really the gains of this second life to see a body like that......if you aren't on the large side i think you would come out of there REALLY smiling. if i could smash her to bits i would have married her on the spot

Does she look as good as Aundreana Rene AkA creolebarbie?????

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[last_days_of_logan]

Does she look as good as Aundreana Rene AkA creolebarbie?????

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thats a tough one to live up to

... but...were she to dress up like the instagram model...pose like the instagram model and get a professional shot like the instagram model

yes. then she would be very comparable ... but different

its like comparing 2 instagram models on their best pics basically..its sometimes hard to rate one about the other but they both seriously fuckable as fuck

i would say your instagram girl is better cause of how narrow her mid section is....

[Savvygentleman]

I do believe she’s unbelievably tight, girls usually expand as the session goes on. Maybe she’s a talented actor, won’t know for sure unless I see a couple more reviews. I got girth so that could be Have been an issue. Any other recommendations? Don’t think I’ll be returning any time soon unless she expands.

[last_days_of_logan]

I do believe she’s unbelievably tight, girls usually expand as the session goes on. Maybe she’s a talented actor, won’t know for sure unless I see a couple more reviews. I got girth so that could be Have been an issue. Any other recommendations? Don’t think I’ll be returning any time soon unless she expands.

same....maybe thats it

but she seriously doesnt even try IMO

[Ron89]

Thanks bro, she’s very hot so still tempted to see if I can charm my way into some effort on her part.

[Savvygentleman]

Lol good luck with that.

[Germany]

thanks for the review.

Why she's not advertising that she will meet only Chinese/Asians, if size is a problem and why she's escorting in first place. It is contra-productive!

I will avoid, unless OWO and CIM WILL BE on offer, with no intercourse.

[Dopedj]

The very good looking American Instagram models spend a lot of money to look the way the look. Many can charge as much as £5000 just to get “flewed out “
And in no way go into escorting and charge £70/30mins.
I think if she was stripping it will be better for her—in America tho

[Gentlelovemaking]

The very good looking American Instagram models spend a lot of money to look the way the look. Many can charge as much as £5000 just to get “flewed out “
And in no way go into escorting and charge £70/30mins.
I think if she was stripping it will be better for her—in America tho

Escorts make much more than strippers. She isn’t an IG girl although she may look like one so being sponsored probably isn’t easily obtainable (especially considering she has no face pics so wants to be anonymous).

I imagine she can easily make £10k in a month without working excessively.

I’ll pay her a visit if she moves location.....did she indicate that was going to happen?

[oouchi]

I think she is lazy and at best not really up for it.

I tried her yesterday 26/02/19. She collected the money and try disrupting the sex through. Se also said owo is included then when i got there she said no owo.

I will definately give her a negative. Everytime i tied to hit the pussy she kept pushing me back and scratching me. didn't enjoy the sex at all.

[last_days_of_logan]

I think she is lazy and at best not really up for it.

I tried her yesterday 26/02/19. She collected the money and try disrupting the sex through. Se also said owo is included then when i got there she said no owo.

I will definately give her a negative. Everytime i tied to hit the pussy she kept pushing me back and scratching me. didn't enjoy the sex at all.

you are going to review???!!!

welcome to the contributors end buddy 

[last_days_of_logan]

i am starting to be convinced that she only fucks properly who she is attracted to

[Gentlelovemaking]

i am starting to be convinced that she only fucks properly who she is attracted to

Do you get a feel of what her type is and is dfk on offer ?

[last_days_of_logan]

Do you get a feel of what her type is and is dfk on offer ?

FK...not tongues..for me anyway

I think she is into the more physically appealing type as she commented on my traps and went behind me and ran her hands down my back and slapped my ass

if you have a good body and stand confident i think you will get good vibes.

such a shame man....when i saw her answer the door .....i thought "no way??!! this is a TOFTT...HURRAH!!" when it came off i was like "am gonna have such a good time on that booty"

only to be met with such penetration restriction

having said all that she is a VERY fun girl, nice , polite and very personable

[Gentlelovemaking]

FK...not tongues..for me anyway

I think she is into the more physically appealing type as she commented on my traps and went behind me and ran her hands down my back and slapped my ass

if you have a good body and stand confident i think you will get good vibes.

such a shame man....when i saw her answer the door .....i thought "no way??!! this is a TOFTT...HURRAH!!" when it came off i was like "am gonna have such a good time on that booty"

only to be met with such penetration restriction

having said all that she is a VERY fun girl, nice , polite and very personable

I’m thinking in an hour booking surely she wouldn’t have as much restriction, maybe she needs to be warmed up a bit first

[last_days_of_logan]

I’m thinking in an hour booking surely she wouldn’t have as much restriction, maybe she needs to be warmed up a bit first

break the barrier and feed back mate

[Metalgear2018]

Sometimes it's not size. If she ain't attracted to the guy she don't want to fuck.

[socksfellan2]

Damn, very sorry to hear about this Neg mate. At least she was personable from what I can tell... Another great & very helpful review logan

[peter purves]

I know you rate this one very highly.

Time for me to walk around with my This Is Your Life Book 

Would you like to rate your top 5 Bubble Butt of all time?

Cheers!!

[Gentlelovemaking]

I know you rate this one very highly.

Time for me to walk around with my This Is Your Life Book 

Would you like to rate your top 5 Bubble Butt of all time?

Cheers!!

I’m looking forward to this one, add pics and links if you can Logan

[last_days_of_logan]

I know you rate this one very highly.

Time for me to walk around with my This Is Your Life Book 

Would you like to rate your top 5 Bubble Butt of all time?

Cheers!!

Damn that's tough

let me have a think