Author Topic: Mature English Lady (Kate) - London Bridge (Read 25535 times)

CumshotFetichist · « **on:** February 22, 2019, 09:14:25 am »

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One of my very best punts ever. If you love big tits, mature women, and roleplay go see her.

Communication: mail her. Forget about phonecalls she does not pick up. She will respond and be very friendly, but by AW Email.

Location: Close to London Bridge, close the Thames. Nice flat, clearly her place.

The Girl: her tits are much bigger than they appear on the pics and especially on her vid. Looks very good for her age.

The Punt: Went really well, maybe we got along especially well but I think she's like that with all punters, we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy and it was already very hard no to cream my pants. Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast.

Conclusion: will see her again and come back to London soonish partly for her.

JamesRockford · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2019, 12:36:12 pm »

Wow, we learned more about your tea than about the services.

Glad that you enjoyed. Was it Earl Grey?

Monger2468 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2019, 03:20:02 pm »

Quote from: JamesRockford on February 22, 2019, 12:36:12 pm

Wow, we learned more about your tea than about the services.

Glad that you enjoyed. Was it Earl Grey?

More likely PG Tits

jolly george · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2019, 03:22:29 pm »

Or Titleys

Hobbit · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2019, 06:25:56 pm »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 09:14:25 am

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One of my very best punts ever. If you love big tits, mature women, and roleplay go see her.

Communication: mail her. Forget about phonecalls she does not pick up. She will respond and be very friendly, but by AW Email.

Location: Close to London Bridge, close the Thames. Nice flat, clearly her place.

The Girl: her tits are much bigger than they appear on the pics and especially on her vid. Looks very good for her age.

The Punt: Went really well, maybe we got along especially well but I think she's like that with all punters, we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy and it was already very hard no to cream my pants. Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast.

Conclusion: will see her again and come back to London soonish partly for her.

And what does she do? You haven’t really told us much! This review is as useful as a used condom! Where the fuck do all these White-knight fluffies come from?

CumshotFetichist · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2019, 10:13:39 pm »

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

Clooney · « **Reply #6 on:** February 22, 2019, 11:23:36 pm »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 10:13:39 pm

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

Basically what service she offers, because this review is totally useless due to lack of detail on anything.

It fails to be a functional review on pretty much any level.

JamesRockford · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2019, 01:25:46 am »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 10:13:39 pm

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

I think you're on the wrong website.

Titley!

Colston36 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2019, 09:50:46 am »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 10:13:39 pm

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

Well, if you paid £180 I would expect to know a lot more. AW does actually give you a very helpful format that covers everything. Knowing whether someone is legit is minimal information. Was she unusually entertaining? Did she do anything special (at that price I'd hope so). And so on.

Xtro · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2019, 10:09:12 am »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 10:13:39 pm

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit?

Yes, sometimes a wank. It might save me a few quid!

Hobbit · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2019, 10:49:40 am »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 10:13:39 pm

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

How about you start by explaining what services were provided. For example, did she do OWO? How was the kissing? Were the pictures accurate? Was she enthusiastic? These are just some examples.

Because at the moment you are writing a review like an Adultwork fluffy, not giving any details and just babbling on about how wonderful she is.

driver · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2019, 11:24:03 am »

180 for a bird in her fifties, fuck that.

Prices in London are ridiculous, and I'm a believer in, what they charge is their choice.
Each to their own I suppose

CumshotFetichist · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2019, 05:25:27 pm »

she swallows as advertised and lots of filthy talk. That's all I care for.

sparkus · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2019, 06:05:53 pm »

Epic bush, it has to be said.

JamesRockford · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2019, 07:01:43 pm »

Review is about as useful as a glass eye or a joke book at a funeral

TTGR · « **Reply #15 on:** February 24, 2019, 04:56:45 pm »

"Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast".

OP you have to admit that is not a description of the punt at all.

Fair enough you’ve clarified since then, a well performed dom roleplay and swallows, massive jugs.

Hobbit · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2019, 06:41:17 pm »

Quote from: TTGR on February 24, 2019, 04:56:45 pm

"Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast".

OP you have to admit that is not a description of the punt at all.

Fair enough you’ve clarified since then, a well performed dom roleplay and swallows, massive jugs.

The fact that the OP will not share any details of the punt is also very worrying.

JamesRockford · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2019, 12:40:04 pm »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 23, 2019, 05:25:27 pm

she swallows as advertised and lots of filthy talk.

Ok....So..... She's a ventriloquist?

SlamBoy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2019, 01:20:26 pm »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 09:14:25 am

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One of my very best punts ever. If you love big tits, mature women, and roleplay go see her.

Communication: mail her. Forget about phonecalls she does not pick up. She will respond and be very friendly, but by AW Email.

Location: Close to London Bridge, close the Thames. Nice flat, clearly her place.

The Girl: her tits are much bigger than they appear on the pics and especially on her vid. Looks very good for her age.

The Punt: Went really well, maybe we got along especially well but I think she's like that with all punters, we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy and it was already very hard no to cream my pants. Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast.

Conclusion: will see her again and come back to London soonish partly for her.

Probably the shittest review ever posted on UKP.

Stanford97 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2019, 07:57:51 pm »

Quote from: SlamBoy on February 25, 2019, 01:20:26 pm

Probably the shittest review ever posted on UKP.

There are a few competitors.

Stanford97 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2019, 08:02:18 pm »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 09:14:25 am

we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy

Did she offer you soya milk? Did she have sweeteners instead of sugar? Was there any cake on offer? You have to admire the civility of these older ladies but they’re not always that adept at providing for more modern tastes.

JamesRockford · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2019, 10:57:50 pm »

Quote from: Stanford97 on February 25, 2019, 08:02:18 pm

Did she offer you soya milk? Did she have sweeteners instead of sugar? Was there any cake on offer? You have to admire the civility of these older ladies but they’re not always that adept at providing for more modern tastes.

"Shall I be mother?"

Illya Kurakin · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2019, 12:38:34 pm »

Quote from: CumshotFetichist on February 22, 2019, 09:14:25 am

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One of my very best punts ever. If you love big tits, mature women, and roleplay go see her.

Communication: mail her. Forget about phonecalls she does not pick up. She will respond and be very friendly, but by AW Email.

Location: Close to London Bridge, close the Thames. Nice flat, clearly her place.

The Girl: her tits are much bigger than they appear on the pics and especially on her vid. Looks very good for her age.

The Punt: Went really well, maybe we got along especially well but I think she's like that with all punters, we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy and it was already very hard no to cream my pants. Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast.

Conclusion: will see her again and come back to London soonish partly for her.

This is so fluffy and devoid of meaningful information it's not funny.
I saw said lady (more than once) but the visits were not recent enough to be able to do a honest review now and logistics mean a return visit and a semi-TOFTT not possible. Did not have tea or crumpets. That said (and please discount), she was/is a well-preserved mature (British) MILF and her breasts are natural and very large. All services listed were on offer and were enthusiastically delivered. Would be good to have an proper review.

Clooney · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2019, 02:53:35 pm »

I’d be interested if she was at least trimmed.

I really don’t like a full on bush

JamesRockford · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2019, 02:06:32 pm »

Quote from: Clooney on March 07, 2019, 02:53:35 pm

I’d be interested if she was at least trimmed.

I really don’t like a full on bush

It's probably a bouffant. A few decades ago it apparently was considered romantic and indeed sexy to run your fingers through a girl's luxuriant lady-beard. Hope she uses shampoo.

Brazilian Martian · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2019, 02:11:40 pm »

Quote from: JamesRockford on February 23, 2019, 07:01:43 pm

Review is about as useful as a glass eye or a joke book at a funeral

GenericMoose · « **Reply #26 on:** January 07, 2021, 01:26:59 am »

I can't see any other posts about her so have to ask if anyone else has seen her?

We had a meet booked back in March but then the first lockdown saw to that. Anyone been able to get in touch with her even?

youngchoco · « **Reply #27 on:** January 07, 2021, 06:56:54 pm »

I saw her a few years back. She was honestly one of the best punts I’ve ever had. Her owo was insane and her tits are unbelievable. Hopefully she’s still around because I’d love to be able to go back.

sparkus · « **Reply #28 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:26:50 pm »

Quote from: youngchoco on January 07, 2021, 06:56:54 pm

I saw her a few years back. She was honestly one of the best punts I’ve ever had. Her owo was insane and her tits are unbelievable. Hopefully she’s still around because I’d love to be able to go back.

I massively regret not punting her while we all had chance. That bush looks very inviting

Californication · « **Reply #29 on:** May 23, 2021, 06:20:51 pm »

Anyone has her face pictures??

8800 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 24, 2021, 11:04:02 pm »

Not gonna lie but her profile pics look good for 51 ?

localyokel · « **Reply #31 on:** May 25, 2021, 10:14:10 am »

Kate is almost back at work according to her profile. Saw her a couple of times a few years ago and yes - incredible tits - kinky as fuck and a wonderful role-player.

Jimnim1 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 25, 2021, 10:15:51 am »

Quote from: Monger2468 on February 22, 2019, 03:20:02 pm

More likely PG Tits

Timv · « **Reply #33 on:** June 01, 2021, 02:32:02 pm »

Quote from: Californication on May 23, 2021, 06:20:51 pm

Anyone has her face pictures??

I'm planning a visit as well, would be good to know.

VladtheImpaleHer · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2021, 03:22:05 pm »

Guys I've seen her a few times over the years. You won't be disappointed! She's a fantastic SP. She's actually mid 50s, but looks great. I think facially she reminds me of a younger Josie Lawrence.

This is a photo of Josie Lawrence not Katherine but I think she looks like her.

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Griffin75 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2021, 08:35:24 pm »

Quote from: VladtheImpaleHer on June 01, 2021, 03:22:05 pm

Guys I've seen her a few times over the years. You won't be disappointed! She's a fantastic SP. She's actually mid 50s, but looks great. I think facially she reminds me of a younger Josie Lawrence.

This is a photo of Josie Lawrence not Katherine but I think she looks like her.

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Far more helpful than the review - cheers.
Out of curiousity - did you review her here?

VladtheImpaleHer · « **Reply #36 on:** June 01, 2021, 10:42:25 pm »

Quote from: Griffin75 on June 01, 2021, 08:35:24 pm

Far more helpful than the review - cheers.
Out of curiousity - did you review her here?

No, I hold my hands up I didn't! But I plan to see her again soon and I will write a review. She should have lots of positive reviews on here.

In short, she has a fantastic voluptuous figure, she's very naughty, provides lots of DFK, doesn't clock watch and she has nice big natural boobs!. And if you press the right buttons, she'll squirt for you!

Illya Kurakin · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2021, 10:50:49 pm »

I too have seen her a few times and while she is a great SP and is an attractive and voluptuous lady she does not really look like either Josie Lawrence nor Nigella Lawson. Nor Pam Ferris in the Darling Buds of May.

Quote from: VladtheImpaleHer on June 01, 2021, 03:22:05 pm

Guys I've seen her a few times over the years. You won't be disappointed! She's a fantastic SP. She's actually mid 50s, but looks great. I think facially she reminds me of a younger Josie Lawrence.

This is a photo of Josie Lawrence not Katherine but I think she looks like her.

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GenericMoose · « **Reply #38 on:** July 03, 2021, 06:12:15 pm »

Who said she looks like Pam Ferris?

supastarjay · « **Reply #39 on:** July 04, 2021, 11:54:43 am »

Facially I would say she is more Sharon from Eastenders (obviously not blonde)

RAJEC · « **Reply #40 on:** July 04, 2021, 12:53:41 pm »

Quote from: GenericMoose on July 03, 2021, 06:12:15 pm

Who said she looks like Pam Ferris?

4 years here and you post this shit?

GenericMoose · « **Reply #41 on:** July 09, 2021, 03:59:55 pm »

Can I help you? Is there something you wanted me to answer? Without being rude.

RAJEC · « **Reply #42 on:** July 09, 2021, 04:24:57 pm »

Quote from: GenericMoose on July 09, 2021, 03:59:55 pm

Can I help you?

Yes; contribute.

daviemac · « **Reply #43 on:** July 10, 2021, 12:54:20 pm »

Quote from: GenericMoose on July 09, 2021, 03:59:55 pm

Can I help you? Is there something you wanted me to answer? Without being rude.

Currently we have a policy of help, guidance and encouragement, but some members seem determined to try our patience.

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You've been here 4 years it's about time you made some usful contribution.

GenericMoose · « **Reply #44 on:** July 11, 2021, 10:44:47 am »

I understand but I don't even have the option to create a new post/ review on here. Are some features not available on mobile? Also as mentioned in the thread, I have yet to meet this lady will happily review once that happens though.

RAJEC · « **Reply #45 on:** July 12, 2021, 06:44:14 am »

Quote from: GenericMoose on July 11, 2021, 10:44:47 am

I understand but I don't even have the option to create a new post/ review on here. Are some features not available on mobile? Also as mentioned in the thread, I have yet to meet this lady will happily review once that happens though.

Your excuse - having been here 4 years - is that you don’t know how to create a review?

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Author Topic: Mature English Lady (Kate) - London Bridge (Read 25535 times)

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