Author Topic: Mature English Lady (Kate) - London Bridge  (Read 25535 times)


19 review(s) for Mature English Lady (18 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline CumshotFetichist

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One of my very best punts ever. If you love big tits, mature women, and roleplay go see her.

Communication: mail her. Forget about phonecalls she does not pick up. She will respond and be very friendly, but by AW Email.

Location: Close to London Bridge, close the Thames. Nice flat, clearly her place.

The Girl: her tits are much bigger than they appear on the pics and especially on her vid. Looks very good for her age.

The Punt: Went really well, maybe we got along especially well but I think she's like that with all punters, we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy and it was already very hard no to cream my pants. Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast.

Conclusion: will see her again and come back to London soonish partly for her.




Offline JamesRockford

Wow, we learned more about your tea than about the services.

Glad that you enjoyed. Was it Earl Grey?

Offline Monger2468

Wow, we learned more about your tea than about the services.

Glad that you enjoyed. Was it Earl Grey?

More likely PG Tits


Offline Hobbit

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One of my very best punts ever. If you love big tits, mature women, and roleplay go see her.

Communication: mail her. Forget about phonecalls she does not pick up. She will respond and be very friendly, but by AW Email.

Location: Close to London Bridge, close the Thames. Nice flat, clearly her place.

The Girl: her tits are much bigger than they appear on the pics and especially on her vid. Looks very good for her age.

The Punt: Went really well, maybe we got along especially well but I think she's like that with all punters, we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy and it was already very hard no to cream my pants. Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast.

Conclusion: will see her again and come back to London soonish partly for her.

And what does she do?  You haven’t really told us much!  This review is as useful as a used condom! Where the fuck do all these White-knight fluffies come from?  :dash:
« Last Edit: February 22, 2019, 06:28:33 pm by Hobbit »

Offline CumshotFetichist

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

Offline Clooney

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

Basically what service she offers, because this review is totally useless due to lack of detail on anything.

It fails to be a functional review on pretty much any level.

Offline JamesRockford

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

I think you're on the wrong website.

Titley!

Offline Colston36

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

Well, if you paid £180 I would expect to know a lot more. AW does actually give you a very helpful format that covers everything. Knowing whether someone is legit is minimal information. Was she unusually entertaining? Did she do anything special (at that price I'd hope so). And so on.

Offline Xtro

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit?

Yes, sometimes a wank. It might save me a few quid!  :hi:

Offline Hobbit

What do you fucking want to read? Do you read to have a wank or to Know if a WG is legit? We had a roleplay sesh as described on her profile, the teasing boss and she swallowed as advertised on her profile. What else do you want? How many spunk spurts I had on my second ejaculation?

How about you start by explaining what services were provided. For example, did she do OWO? How was the kissing? Were the pictures accurate? Was she enthusiastic? These are just some examples.

Because at the moment you are writing a review like an Adultwork fluffy, not giving any details and just babbling on about how wonderful she is.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2019, 10:50:15 am by Hobbit »

Offline driver

180 for a bird in her fifties, fuck that. :lol: :lol:
Prices in London are ridiculous, and I'm a believer in, what they charge is their choice.
Each to their own I suppose

Offline CumshotFetichist

she swallows as advertised and lots of filthy talk. That's all I care for.

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Offline JamesRockford

Review is about as useful as a glass eye or a joke book at a funeral

Offline TTGR

"Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast".

OP you have to admit that is not a description of the punt at all.

Fair enough you’ve clarified since then, a well performed dom roleplay and swallows, massive jugs.  :thumbsup:


Offline Hobbit

"Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast".

OP you have to admit that is not a description of the punt at all.

Fair enough you’ve clarified since then, a well performed dom roleplay and swallows, massive jugs.  :thumbsup:

The fact that the OP will not share any details of the punt is also very worrying.  :thumbsdown:

Offline JamesRockford

she swallows as advertised and lots of filthy talk.

Ok....So..... She's a ventriloquist?

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One of my very best punts ever. If you love big tits, mature women, and roleplay go see her.

Communication: mail her. Forget about phonecalls she does not pick up. She will respond and be very friendly, but by AW Email.

Location: Close to London Bridge, close the Thames. Nice flat, clearly her place.

The Girl: her tits are much bigger than they appear on the pics and especially on her vid. Looks very good for her age.

The Punt: Went really well, maybe we got along especially well but I think she's like that with all punters, we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy and it was already very hard no to cream my pants. Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast.

Conclusion: will see her again and come back to London soonish partly for her.

Probably the shittest review ever posted on UKP.

Offline Stanford97

Probably the shittest review ever posted on UKP.
There are a few competitors.

Offline Stanford97

we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy
Did she offer you soya milk? Did she have sweeteners instead of sugar? Was there any cake on offer? You have to admire the civility of these older ladies but they’re not always that adept at providing for more modern tastes.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2019, 08:03:43 pm by Stanford97 »

Offline JamesRockford

Did she offer you soya milk? Did she have sweeteners instead of sugar? Was there any cake on offer? You have to admire the civility of these older ladies but they’re not always that adept at providing for more modern tastes.

 :lol: :lol:
"Shall I be mother?"

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One of my very best punts ever. If you love big tits, mature women, and roleplay go see her.

Communication: mail her. Forget about phonecalls she does not pick up. She will respond and be very friendly, but by AW Email.

Location: Close to London Bridge, close the Thames. Nice flat, clearly her place.

The Girl: her tits are much bigger than they appear on the pics and especially on her vid. Looks very good for her age.

The Punt: Went really well, maybe we got along especially well but I think she's like that with all punters, we sat for a tea to discuss exactly what I'd enjoy and it was already very hard no to cream my pants. Then the actual punt: she LOVES what she does and I had a blast.

Conclusion: will see her again and come back to London soonish partly for her.

This is so fluffy and devoid of meaningful information it's not funny.
I saw said lady (more than once) but the visits were not recent enough to be able to do a honest review now and logistics mean a return visit and a semi-TOFTT not possible. Did not have tea or crumpets. That said (and please discount), she was/is a well-preserved mature (British) MILF and her breasts are natural and very large. All services listed were on offer and were enthusiastically delivered. Would be good to have an proper review.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2019, 12:39:30 pm by Illya Kurakin »

Offline Clooney

I’d be interested if she was at least trimmed.

I really don’t like a full on bush

Offline JamesRockford

I’d be interested if she was at least trimmed.

I really don’t like a full on bush

It's probably a bouffant. A few decades ago it apparently was considered romantic and indeed sexy to run your fingers through a girl's luxuriant lady-beard. Hope she uses shampoo.

 :D
« Last Edit: March 11, 2019, 02:07:05 pm by JamesRockford »

Offline Brazilian Martian

Review is about as useful as a glass eye or a joke book at a funeral

 :D :D :D :D :D

Offline GenericMoose

I can't see any other posts about her so have to ask if anyone else has seen her?

We had a meet booked back in March but then the first lockdown saw to that. Anyone been able to get in touch with her even?

Offline youngchoco

I saw her a few years back. She was honestly one of the best punts I’ve ever had. Her owo was insane and her tits are unbelievable. Hopefully she’s still around because I’d love to be able to go back.

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I saw her a few years back. She was honestly one of the best punts I’ve ever had. Her owo was insane and her tits are unbelievable. Hopefully she’s still around because I’d love to be able to go back.

I massively regret not punting her while we all had chance. That bush looks very inviting :wacko:

Offline Californication

Anyone has her face pictures??

Offline 8800

Not gonna lie but her profile pics look good for 51 ?

Offline localyokel

Kate is almost back at work according to her profile. Saw her a couple of times a few years ago and yes - incredible tits - kinky as fuck and a wonderful role-player.


Offline Timv

Anyone has her face pictures??

I'm planning a visit as well, would be good to know.

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Guys I've seen her a few times over the years. You won't be disappointed! She's a fantastic SP. She's actually mid 50s, but looks great. I think facially she reminds me of a younger Josie Lawrence.

This is a photo of Josie Lawrence not Katherine but I think she looks like her.

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Offline Griffin75

Guys I've seen her a few times over the years. You won't be disappointed! She's a fantastic SP. She's actually mid 50s, but looks great. I think facially she reminds me of a younger Josie Lawrence.

This is a photo of Josie Lawrence not Katherine but I think she looks like her.

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Far more helpful than the review - cheers.
Out of curiousity - did you review her here?

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Far more helpful than the review - cheers.
Out of curiousity - did you review her here?
No, I hold my hands up I didn't! But I plan to see her again soon and I will write a review. She should have lots of positive reviews on here.

In short, she has a fantastic voluptuous figure, she's very naughty, provides lots of DFK, doesn't clock watch and she has nice big natural boobs!. And if you press the right buttons, she'll squirt for you!

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I too have seen her a few times and while she is a great SP and is an attractive and voluptuous lady she does not really look like either Josie Lawrence nor Nigella Lawson. Nor Pam Ferris in the Darling Buds of May. 

Guys I've seen her a few times over the years. You won't be disappointed! She's a fantastic SP. She's actually mid 50s, but looks great. I think facially she reminds me of a younger Josie Lawrence.

This is a photo of Josie Lawrence not Katherine but I think she looks like her.

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Offline GenericMoose

Who said she looks like Pam Ferris?

Offline supastarjay

Facially I would say she is more Sharon from Eastenders (obviously not blonde)

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Who said she looks like Pam Ferris?

4 years here and you post this shit?  :unknown:  :dash:

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Can I help you? Is there something you wanted me to answer? Without being rude.

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You've been here 4 years it's about time you made some usful contribution.
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Offline GenericMoose

I understand but I don't even have the option to create a new post/ review on here. Are some features not available on mobile? Also as mentioned in the thread, I have yet to meet this lady will happily review once that happens though.


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I understand but I don't even have the option to create a new post/ review on here. Are some features not available on mobile? Also as mentioned in the thread, I have yet to meet this lady will happily review once that happens though.

Your excuse - having been here 4 years - is that you don’t know how to create a review?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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