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Author Topic: Lovely Liv Coventry  (Read 1808 times)


2 review(s) for lovely.Liv (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Roland D Hay

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After reading positive feedback on here I took the plunge and booked an hour with Liv today. Ordinarily I wouldn't see a new girl for an hour but when it's only £20 extra for the full hour then it seems pointless booking thirty minutes.

Communication was good, she answered emails, text messages and a couple of phone calls. She didn't ask what I wanted or how she should dress etc but her profile likes list is as tame as they come so I wasn't expecting to meet Miss Rimmepisspartyanalwhiplash.

I arrived bang on 1pm, my appointment time and was shown into the bedroom. Liv was wearing a simple black elasticated top straining to contain her tits, which are massive. She directed me to use the bedroom from the bedroom I was in, the penny dropped and I said, oh you mean the the bathroom. Yez, wash hands plez, she said. I don't mind that, as always I'd showered just before I left but Liv is immaculately clean and very careful about cleanliness. You could tell she'd just showered and that's as it should be.

Handed over my £70 (yes I know it sounds like a bargain...) and Liv disappeared from the room to deposit the cash, she was back a minute later and pulled down her top to reveal a pair of amazing tits, big round bouncy tits. All good so far and it has to be said that physically there's a lot to like about Liv, she's very attractive, very clean and has a nice curvy figure, she's starting to get a bit of a tummy but then you can see that on her more recent photos which are very accurate. Her tits are just amazing and almost worth the entrance fee alone, more importantly they are natural.

Generally I found Liv to be quite cold and detached, yes she pretended to be friendly but it all seemed like an act and I generally found her to be quite workaday. I knew how it was gonna go within a few minutes of starting, no kissing whatsoever, foreplay was awkward to non-existent and she kept moving my hand away from her clit. She rubbed my cock and within about 3 minutes had the condom on me and was giving me a very enthusiastic BJ. I say enthusiastic but it felt like she was going all out to make me come as quickly as possible. I had to ask for everything and that was a sign at how stilted the whole experience was, she agreed to 69 but the removed herself from my face about 3 minutes later and resumed sucking and wanking me furiously. I'm a one shot man, I don't come quickly and the foreplay is as important as the fucking to me but this girl wasn't having it. I asked for a tit wank, she put a bit of oil between her tits and it was all very clumsy before she resumed wanking me off yet again. Despite her best efforts to make me come I lasted 30 minutes but by this point I was bored with the whole experience anyway. I wondered how she'd handle the fact that she'd short changed me by 30 minutes and just as I got up to get dressed she asked me to lay down so she could massage me.
Odd I thought but at least she's trying to redeem herself in some way to provide the full hours service that she'd been paid for. I laid down and she put some oil on my back and started to massage me, to be honest I wasn't really into it, massage can occasionally be a nice build up to sex but after just shooting your bolt it did nothing for me. In any event five minutes later she said OK, indicated that the session was over and I was in the car by 1.40pm.

What's that old phrase.... You buy cheap you buy twice. This applied perfectly to Liv because actually I paid £70 for 30 minutes of vanilla sex delivered in a detached and lacklustre manner. If I'd paid her £50 rate for 30 minutes then she'd have been a 6.5 out of 10 and probably just have scraped a positive. Taking a punters money for the hour then not being prepared to give an hours service deserves nothing less than a negative.

This is the punt that will make me seriously re-evaluate my drive to see new girls this year. I could have seen one of my regulars and had a great time, instead I drove a 110 mile round trip to see this girl and she simply wasn't worth making the effort for.


2 review(s) found for lovely.Liv linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline vorian

Thanks for your honest and accurate review, some people would have given a neutral or even a positive because of the low price. Glad you stuck to the service which according to your description was poor.  :hi: :hi:
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Roland D Hay

Thanks for your honest and accurate review, some people would have given a neutral or even a positive because of the low price.

£70 for half an hours sex isn't really a low price though is it.  :thumbsdown:

Offline vorian

£70 for half an hours sex isn't really a low price though is it.  :thumbsdown:

No it is not but as you said the hour price for £90 would be considered by many to be quite low. Maybe she specialise in doing this to all punters and getting an extra £20 for no extra work, either way imho it was a poor punt and you reviewed it as you saw it.  :hi: :hi:

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Roland D Hay

No it is not but as you said the hour price for £90 would be considered by many to be quite low. Maybe she specialise in doing this to all punters and getting an extra £20 for no extra work, either way imho it was a poor punt and you reviewed it as you saw it.  :hi: :hi:

The £70 is her hourly rate which I accept is very cheap but not when you only get half an hour.

Offline vorian

The £70 is her hourly rate which I accept is very cheap but not when you only get half an hour.

Sorry misunderstood, so the £50 rate is for 30min. Still my point about the extra £20 for no extra effort still stands. Did you getting the feeling she was given bad customer service as a choice (ie she was jaded) or she just didn't get what is required to be a good WG.
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Sorry to hear that it wasnt as you expected RDH  :(

ladies who move things along is one of my peeves, see this review I did for Janine12  ... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=20526.0

I generaly was an hour man even though a one popper because I felt that having an hour to spread the experience was worth the extra. However I have found this last two years that I actualy get a bit bored and leave anyway. (in a polite manner)

So now I think its worth searching out decent thirty minute punts with ladies that deliver the same level of service for the thirty minutes as they would for sixty minutes. However, there must exceptions out there that know how to provide an enhanced experience over the hour.

It is though quite surprising what you can fit into half an hour with a good WG who knows about customer service. (Not tried this on an outcall yet)

I believe that a good indicator of consistent service for 30 minutes is when the price isnt discounted for the hour, for example,  £60= thirty minutes / £120= sixty minutes. (ok maybe 110) would suggest to me that you get as good a service for either time period.

Liz is on my hot list and based on your report thirty minutes for £50 is, I think, worth a go, especialy as Im not so partial for RO nowadays.

And she can go as fast as she likes with oral I aint coming until its P in the V.   :)


Roland D Hay

Sorry misunderstood, so the £50 rate is for 30min. Still my point about the extra £20 for no extra effort still stands. Did you getting the feeling she was given bad customer service as a choice (ie she was jaded) or she just didn't get what is required to be a good WG.

Tough question really V. I can understand why some have given her positive reviews; as I said, very clean, very attractive and amazing tits. Her main problem is that she does all the doing and she doesn't like a lot done to her. To my mind she has a view that she does things to the punter but her body is kind of off limits. She doesn't seem to get or understand that the 'sexuals' need to be reciprocal and being good at BJ's and wanking does not make her a great prossie. Jaded wouldn't be the right word, she is reasonably good at providing an incredibly limited repertoire. Of course it would help her greatly if she could also tell the difference between 30 minutes and 60 minutes.

Offline vorian

Tough question really V. I can understand why some have given her positive reviews; as I said, very clean, very attractive and amazing tits. Her main problem is that she does all the doing and she doesn't like a lot done to her. To my mind she has a view that she does things to the punter but her body is kind of off limits. She doesn't seem to get or understand that the 'sexuals' need to be reciprocal and being good at BJ's and wanking does not make her a great prossie. Jaded wouldn't be the right word, she is reasonably good at providing an incredibly limited repertoire. Of course it would help her greatly if she could also tell the difference between 30 minutes and 60 minutes.

Thanks I think I get where your coming from  :hi: I wonder if she used to charge more but as her price has come down she has become less and less engaged. A vicious circle for a prossy to get into  :thumbsdown:
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Roland D Hay


So now I think its worth searching out decent thirty minute punts with ladies that deliver the same level of service for the thirty minutes as they would for sixty minutes. However, there must exceptions out there that know how to provide an enhanced experience over the hour.

Liz is on my hot list and based on your report thirty minutes for £50 is, I think, worth a go, especialy as Im not so partial for RO nowadays.


Yes, maybe the small premium for the full hour is a good indicator that they don't intend to provide an hour. My regular girls provide a fantastic service whether I book 30 minutes or 60 minutes. In fact one always ends up overrunning by 30 minutes even when I'm short on time I find it hard to shorten the experience.

Wouldn't try to dissuade you from a 30 minute booking provided you understand the limitations of what you will get then you may leave very happy.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2014, 05:11:01 PM by Roland D Hay »

Offline starman

Very interesting!  I had thought of visiting Liv but haven't got round to it yet.
I've had similar experiences paying for 1 hour but not getting the full time, so I agree that 1/2 hour visits are always best with a new girl, and then go back for a full hour if she makes a good impression.




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