Anna of House of Divine in West London - Misleading photos and profile

[iq129]

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After having bad experiences with Romanian girls, I decided to play safe and to go for British girls. Most of those on AW charge £100 for half an hour and £160-£200 for an hour, so I came across Anna at £70 for half an hour. A bargain compared to the rates charged by Independent girls on AW, especially when one considers her photos and services as shown on the House of Divine website.

The location was a basement flat, like the one I visited previously in Victoria but this was near Barons Court station. A very well kept flat, clean, presentable, etc. The receptionist was friendly too. Great so far. Into the room walked Anna and I was very surprised that although the girl was the same as in the photos, she was at least 15 years older and much less attractive than what the photos suggested. Anna’s profile shows that she is in her 30s, so that may be correct, but there is a big difference between a young looking 30 year old and someone who is 35 or 36 and looks around 40 and whose figure is not as shapely as is per her photos.

The House of Divine website describes Anna as ‘pure filth’ and ‘very very attractive’. This is a huge exaggeration. In fact, it is false advertising.

I was horny, so there was no chance of me walking away. I showered as usual and then began the proceedings soon after. Anna was more interested in taking and laughing than sex. I tried to kiss Anna gently and although she reluctantly allowed that, it was like she was being forced into it. I thought it was best to just move on. I went downwards and there was no response at all. I then ended in missionary. Almost no kissing at all even whilst in missionary. The 30 minute session lasted 15 minutes and that included my shower. I was not short changed. It was by my own choice that I finished quickly to relieve Anna of the 15 minutes of boredom she went through.

I am not an attractive man, but I am very clean and hygienic. I did not get the service which was advertised, probably because of my inability to attract women, even if I pay for them. It is not Anna’s fault that I am ugly but I am giving this review as a big negative because of Anna’s misleading photos and description.

The agency must learn that showing their ladies to appear several times more attractive and younger than they are, may generate them new clients but not much repeat business. I will not repeat with them, that’s for sure.

I don’t know where to go from here or to see who. I have tried young Romanian girls and now the total opposite, a British lady in her 30s. Punting has been miserable so far, and I get no sex at home. Very sad.

[Payyourwaymate]

Chin up mate don't be so hard on yourself about your looks even when you are paying. That will not be good for your self-esteem. If you have a gut feeling that you might be making a mistake, muster all your willpower and leave.

Good luck next time 

[iq129]

Chin up mate don't be so hard on yourself about your looks even when you are paying. That will not be good for your self-esteem. If you have a gut feeling that you might be making a mistake, muster all your willpower and leave.

Good luck next time 

Thanks for the cheerful words.

[WARSZAWA16]

Thanks for the review/warning. Sorry to hear how it went. There's no way in the world you should be blaming yourself for what happened though. Try to keep your chin up, forget it and move on. Maybe have a look through the reviews on here and pick a girl you like the look of with a lot of positives.   

[iq129]

Thanks for the review/warning. Sorry to hear how it went. There's no way in the world you should be blaming yourself for what happened though. Try to keep your chin up, forget it and move on. Maybe have a look through the reviews on here and pick a girl you like the look of with a lot of positives.   

Sure, thanks for the encouragement. My looks or not or whatever, those photos were really misleading. I am not at fault here as I did not take the photos or write the girl’s profile. It’s the agency’s fault and the girl’s fault too for approving these.

[Marvelous]

Cheer up mate and dont let these hos get you down including civvies The best times i had are away from these pussy whipped western countries try the far east etc its not your fault iys just the way it is around here you are not alone  trust me broadern your horizons and travel

[iq129]

Cheer up mate and dont let these hos get you down including civvies The best times i had are away from these pussy whipped western countries try the far east etc its not your fault iys just the way it is around here you are not alone  trust me broadern your horizons and travel

Thanks mate!

[ampithestud1]

Don’t worry OP there are plenty of WGs out there who will give you a great time for your money. I can only advise to make sure to research on here, there are many HOD girls who have been reviewed who do provide a good service. I haven’t seen many but I’d recommend Ella if she’s still around.

And I completely agree with your views on Anna. A few months back I called HOD to book and was asked to chose between her and another girl, Savannah. Luckily I went with the latter because when on getting there I was shocked to see that Anna looked absolutely nothing like her pics. I know WGs rarely do but the difference in this case was just ridiculous. To me she looked at least in her late 40s.

Good luck for your next one.

[Inajeep]

We all know the crushing feeling of a bad punt, when the pro acts above it all.  But, don't take it personal.  As a suggestion, I don't care if you look like Elephant Man, go into that punt with a huge level of confidence.  Just like a predator in the wild, the British Ho will sense weakness and attack.  Good luck in the  future!   

[tintin100]

HOD must really take note of this and use normal up to date photos, it's misleading and false advertising. I have been tricked a few times too, the worse photoshopping would be Rachael from Egos. 

[Rocket Scientist]

Sorry you had a bad punt OP.  I doubt WG's are not so naive to expect George Clooney to be making a booking - you paid for a service that you did not. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Incidentally I've a review of Anna.  Described her as a voracious MILF

[smiths]

HOD must really take note of this and use normal up to date photos, it's misleading and false advertising. I have been tricked a few times too, the worse photoshopping would be Rachael from Egos.

Well the HOD pimps took no notice years ago when they were posters on another punting forum now gone and when I challenged them about lying about their WGs ages, sizes and using dodgy pics pledged to be honest from that point onwards. I caught them out lying once again a short while later.

They could give a shit about false advertising as long as they still get enough punters.

[iq129]

A big thanks to all the guys who have boosted my confidence. I am planning on seeing someone else within a week. I will choose between 2 or 3 girls (not from HoD this time), and I am optimistic my next encounter will be enjoyable. Emily CB and Sashalexx are high up on my list. I doubt if I can go wrong with those two. I’ll keep you guys posted, although those ladies already have top quality reviews.

[iq129]

They could give a shit about false advertising as long as they still get enough punters.

They may get new punters but I doubt if they get regular ones. Mind you, they have many girls working for them, so I doubt if all of them have their ages or services exaggerated. However, I must admit that from the photos of various girls, most look like stunning models and I suspect the photos show them in a much better way.

[Malvolio]

If you're thinking about punting at HoD, take a look at their twitter feed.  That puts up photographs of the girls working that day and will give you a better assessment of their figures.  Unlikely to get a decent face picture though, so that's still a bit of a guess.

[Full Personal]

I agree with the OP. Saw this girl a good while back and as he says she’s the girl in the pics but much much older. Shockingly worse. And the fact they have their ‘guarantee’ that the pics are genuine makes it clear they don’t give a fuck about lying.

[sunnyj]

Thanks OP for the review and the warning. Sorry you had a bad one.
All Agency pictures are photoshopped, if you check the file name of HOD pictures it contains the word "Edit" two times. I think one edit is to blur the face & tattoos and another edit to change the shape of the body.

[smiths]

Thanks OP for the review and the warning. Sorry you had a bad one.
All Agency pictures are photoshopped, if you check the file name of HOD pictures it contains the word "Edit" two times. I think one edit is to blur the face & tattoos and another edit to change the shape of the body.

The difference is it was the HOD pimps, the divines who pledged on another punting forum now gone not to use heavy photoshop but did anyway afterwards, as well as not lying about their WGs ages and sizes. And HOD isn't an agency, its a brothel aka as a parlour outfit.