External Link/Members Only£70 for 30mins
Not allowed to arrange a day in advance, had to call on the day, which is slightly annoying since I'm typically engaged in unspeakable filth during my lunch-breaks and like to have a certainty for a particular day. From their perspective I presume they deal with a lot of unreliable people, they're not to know that I'm Mr Reliable!

Been twice now to 'The Zone', kept hanging around twice. Last summer I waited a mere 10 mins to see Barbie (who was absolutely fantastic). Today I ended up waiting 32mins... (what's the record?)
Maya herself is indeed sexy. I wasn't. More of a disinterested observer at this point, not interested in delaying anything, watching the clock and wondering if I can get to where I had to be next in time (may have only been there a little over 20mins?). Could have walked earlier, but then there's the time spent travelling elsewhere on another day, so I took it to the edge. I've also never been late or not turned up to any appointment ever, so I have an ingrained reluctance to be the one to cancel/walk whatever the circumstances. In this, and other regards, I'm a freak.
Nothing wrong with her, anyone else going in more positively and with less achy feet would have a good time. She's a positive, the timekeeping a negative, hence neutral. It was mild today, on colder days I would recommend the weary punter bring along a camping stove and some soup... just in case.
