Happened to be in the area and according to the gumtree ad it’s new ownership and staff. We shouldn’t be too surprised as these places often change hands more than a library book.
External Link/Members OnlyLocation is near Huddersfield bus station next to Iceland and this in itself could be an issue for some.... the door will invariably be locked and they don’t seem to answer the doorbell quickly, so in the meantime you’re stood outside next to an entrance to a shop with teens walking past going. “We know what you’re doing” (ok that’s an exaggeration but it isn’t that far off the truth).
Let in at last by a lady..... and hell hope she isn’t going to give some poor sod a massage. She must be pushing mid 60s in jogging bottoms and flip flops with socks. She looks a complete granny but what’s the betting she gives a damned good massage.
Thankfully I didn’t get her (I know, I know...shallow.. so sue me), girl was Id say 40s maybe 30s and called herself May (or Mai perhaps). Short black dress and curvy legs, could actually be the girl in the photo in the gumtree ad (now come on, isn’t that picture screaming “we don’t just do massages” or what).
The room tbh was lush. Candles, very warm, shower to one side and two single mattresses on a platform.
I asked where May has worked and she confirmed other massages in the area. Massage wasn’t bad really. Towel over me for leg presses which came off when it was oil time. Could have been better because I play sports and I know for a fact I have muscle issues which a good massage would fix painfully, as it wasn’t uncomfortable except on my feet, I know it wasn’t hitting the mark quite.
Still it’s alwags nice to have your bum massaged with even a couple of very brief touches of my todger. Quelle surprise they do extras.
Actually, remember I said about the short dress, well I was casually stroking her legs which she didn’t mind, but it led to her asking if I wanted more. B2B for £40. Not in the mood today so I turned her down but HE was £20 (so again no surprises)
Well that was nice and shortly after giving her a handful of warm stickiness, I got wiped and gave her legs and feet a rub again then hit the shower. Really nothing else to report. She hinted she did other things, blast it I should have asked “for the team” if that included fs but my bad.... suspect not.
So yes, that’s it
The good
Massage ok
Bits tickled briefly in the massage... not enough tho, I do like a good tickle
No attempt at head massage... I BLOODY HATE THEM
Prices for extras about in line with the norm
Shop is visually nice and warm
The bad
IMO not discreet
Answer the bloody door!
Massage could be way better... ok is just... ok
Middle aged woman.... well that suits me but some may expect a sex kitten of 21
Shuddering to think if that small older lady had given me massage
Would I return? Maybe but try someone different
