Author Topic: Lulu - Wolverhampton massage (Gumtree)  (Read 4676 times)

Offline Metajas

From the reviews on here, I decided to visit Lulu, as I like mature women and also like plain housewifely types, rather than young girls who think they are models.

Booked by text and her communications were clear, in fact her english by text was better than her spoken english. The text offered massage plus happy ending.  When I entered the house I, like other punters on here, thought her age was well into the 50s, rather than the 40-something stated in her ad.  It was a slight surprise to see her hair was braided but she was very proud of that, explaining it was "like the black women".  She had a slightly 'hippy' appearance and was not like the usual chinese massage women.

Went upstairs to a small bedroom and paid £70 for 1 hour;  I stripped and asked her to take off her clothes which she did cheerfully except for hold-up stockings. Size 14 with  32C boobs, slightly saggy and a saggy tummy which I liked. She is quite tall. Lay face down and she went straight into the best body to body I have had for a long time, including some sexy thrusting and rubbing movements with her bristly pussy. She then moved onto a very good shoulder, back and leg massage with a small amount of oil, finishing with sensual caresses of the groin and crack area including my hole. 

Turned over kissed a little (not DFK, lips only), briefly played with her boobs and belly  and she then said "Do you like to lick pussy? 69?" and we had a long session of 69 with her on top;  her pussy area was very clean and sweet, shaven but a bit bristly.  She did a good session of cock play, sucking and teasing it with a small vibrator until I came a big one.  She made the right noises and moans but I didn't sense any physical response from her, which doesn't matter but I enjoy if it happens.

Cleaned me up with lots of wet wipes, then out of the door, 1 hour and 10 minutes after going in.

I plan to go again after a week , but probably will not be a regular, just occasional visits.

Overall a good positive at a reasonable price


Offline 1738remymartin

I saw lulu today and I was in shock when clothes come off!!!
Belly sagged that much could not even see anything and hands could not even find a hole!
And her tits they looked stretched out and saggy as anything.
Her looks I would say 60years old and make up is horiffic.
I went down the road to a polish house after 5mins after saying I left my phone in car. Luckily I didn’t pay or do anything

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I saw lulu today and I was in shock when clothes come off!!!
Belly sagged that much could not even see anything and hands could not even find a hole!
And her tits they looked stretched out and saggy as anything.
Her looks I would say 60years old and make up is horiffic.
I went down the road to a polish house after 5mins after saying I left my phone in car. Luckily I didn’t pay or do anything

Any chance of a review of this polish house?

Offline shed

I saw lulu today and I was in shock when clothes come off!!!
Belly sagged that much could not even see anything and hands could not even find a hole!
And her tits they looked stretched out and saggy as anything.
Her looks I would say 60years old and make up is horiffic.
I went down the road to a polish house after 5mins after saying I left my phone in car. Luckily I didn’t pay or do anything

So she took her clothes off as I assume you did, you played with her hole as you called it. Then you got dressed and told her you had left your phone in the car.
And you paid her nothing. Is that the jist of what you are saying.???
If so sounds very strange.

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So she took her clothes off as I assume you did, you played with her hole as you called it. Then you got dressed and told her you had left your phone in the car.
And you paid her nothing. Is that the jist of what you are saying.???
If so sounds very strange.

Agreed it's a very odd post

Offline 1738remymartin

Sorry I meant i said I left my phone in car to lulu quickly left and went to the polish house down the road which was £70 for 1hr

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

I’m smelling a rat here. Are you Polish by any chance Remy? What’s the Polish equivalent of Sergei?

Offline temptation

Agreed its someone with a grudge OK she's not a model but to suggest her tummy hangs down covering everything is simply untrue, a slight podge at most.

Offline Metajas

Agreed its someone with a grudge OK she's not a model but to suggest her tummy hangs down covering everything is simply untrue, a slight podge at most.

I agree

Offline Samjos

I saw lulu today and I was in shock when clothes come off!!!
I went down the road to a polish house after 5mins after saying I left my phone in car. Luckily I didn’t pay or do anything

which Polish house as there're a few around Wolves

Offline Don Keydick

Last time I went to see Lulu there was a another Chinese lady there a younger woman I think she is there allot, anyway I told LuLu I would pay her mate £10 to watch my massage which she agreed she stood in the open doorway was quite friendly she gave a bit of verbal too which added to the excitement, I did not review this occasion as I had already submitted a review a few months before on LuLu, I think for £40 she is good value

Offline Samjos

Last time I went to see Lulu there was a another Chinese lady there a younger woman I think she is there allot, anyway I told LuLu I would pay her mate £10 to watch my massage which she agreed she stood in the open doorway was quite friendly she gave a bit of verbal too which added to the excitement, I did not review this occasion as I had already submitted a review a few months before on LuLu, I think for £40 she is good value

was this December?

if so it would be her sister who was visiting

Offline Don Keydick

When I first went (have been twice) she did say her sister was there it was about September some time last year, I never saw her but the second time was when I saw the young Chinese girl she was in the kitchen, she was quite friendly after the punt she told me she is always there whether she is sister or friend I do not know.

Offline shiptonlad

Did you get the impression she might be willing to be more active?

Offline Don Keydick

Yes I did because LuLu said if you come again she can do you, and I will watch, however I only had massage with Happy ending, no sex as you are all aware LuLu wil do the full menu so how far her friend will go I cannot know, LuLu was initially hesitant in asking her to watch though, I kind of insisted it was watch only, I said did not want her to do anything else so LuLu  asked and she agreed,

Offline shiptonlad

How attractive is the friend? She might be a good alternative or maybe a 4-hander is possible.

Offline Don Keydick

If you go there make an excuse to use the toilet, you have to pass through the kitchen that is where her friend sits, you can then make up your own mind

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Offline Don Keydick

Walk through Bollock naked like I did,