Author Topic: Poison minge (Read 4138 times)

Flemstone · « **on:** February 06, 2014, 06:11:40 pm »

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jimbobwood · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:15:18 pm »

Haha "Poison Pussy Plague"! I hope it doesn't catch on here.

Flemstone · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:19:33 pm »

Should make a movie about it. Actually the latest series of American Horror Story has something like this.

Outcallguy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:28:09 pm »

I know what you ate last summer?

latecomer · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2014, 07:58:45 pm »

I responded to another thread a while back comparing the dangers of bareback and RO with a working girl. I was rather put in my place by some replies stating that at least I couldn't get a STD. Well, something killed these guys so it convinces me that I'll still lay off the RO and stick with safer activities. I feel sorry for these guys though - and probably more so for their families who may have lost the breadwinner.

vorian · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2014, 08:08:42 pm »

Quote from: latecomer on February 06, 2014, 07:58:45 pm

I responded to another thread a while back comparing the dangers of bareback and RO with a working girl. I was rather put in my place by some replies stating that at least I couldn't get a STD. Well, something killed these guys so it convinces me that I'll still lay off the RO and stick with safer activities. I feel sorry for these guys though - and probably more so for their families who may have lost the breadwinner.

Nothing like quoting a Sunday Sport Article to back up ones argument

SirFrank · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2014, 08:12:42 pm »

The key is perhaps the location - Nigeria. I wouldn't want to go there let alone eat some furry pie. Imagine what a legend you'd be though if you went out on your sword. You remember him he died eating minge! When I was about 20 my girlfriend at the time stalled the car and I almost choked to death on a Murray mint (only a worthers original could be lamer) and I remember thinking fuck I never thought I'd die like this. Luckily a slap on the back and out it popped. You remember him he chocked on a mint.... Not quite the same effect

Anadin · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:00:04 pm »

Quote from: vorian on February 06, 2014, 08:08:42 pm

Nothing like quoting a Sunday Sport Article to back up ones argument

Exactly I'd take anything the Sport printed with grain of salt.

Flemstone · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:10:41 pm »

I'm hoping for an exciting death but I'd settle for this. As long as it makes it into the papers.

Juankerr · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:18:13 pm »

Quote from: Flemstone on February 06, 2014, 10:10:41 pm

I'm hoping for an exciting death but I'd settle for this. As long as it makes it into the papers.

Death by pussy , there's plenty of worse way's to go.

Flemstone · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:23:00 pm »

As long as its a quick death. A video of it would be great.

vorian · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:23:50 pm »

Quote from: Juankerr on February 06, 2014, 10:18:13 pm

Death by pussy , there's plenty of worse way's to go.

I saw a prossy a few weeks ago who had tattooed just above her pussy "Today is a good day to die" in Klingon. Couldn't disagree as I buried my cock balls deep.

Juankerr · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:28:56 pm »

Quote from: vorian on February 06, 2014, 10:23:50 pm

I saw a prossy a few weeks ago who had tattooed just above her pussy "Today is a good day to die"

You sure it didn't say "Today is a good day to dine" vorian?

vorian · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:33:13 pm »

Quote from: Juankerr on February 06, 2014, 10:28:56 pm

You sure it didn't say "Today is a good day to dine" vorian?

Gigabyte · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2014, 10:44:22 pm »

I have to ask can you actually read Klingon?

vorian · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:02:46 pm »

Quote from: Gigabyte on February 06, 2014, 10:44:22 pm

I have to ask can you actually read Klingon?

Honestly no, someone told me she had a tattoo written in klingon, so I paused a video of her playing with herself on the right frame and put it into google translate, That is the god's honest truth.

iPad3 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:27:49 pm »

Quote from: vorian on February 06, 2014, 11:02:46 pm

Honestly no, someone told me she had a tattoo written in klingon, so I paused a video of her playing with herself on the right frame and put it into google translate, That is the god's honest truth.

Fuck me, I can't wait for the day when I have that much time on my hands!

Robster199 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2014, 05:52:23 am »

Quote from: iPad3 on February 06, 2014, 11:27:49 pm

Fuck me, I can't wait for the day when I have that much time on my hands!

Too much time on my hands obviously...

I looked it up in bing translator, but it wont paste the font properly here from my iPad. Would make a nice tattoo though I am sure!

CoolTiger · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2014, 02:46:52 pm »

Quote from: vorian on February 06, 2014, 10:23:50 pm

I saw a prossy a few weeks ago who had tattooed just above her pussy "Today is a good day to die" in Klingon. Couldn't disagree as I buried my cock balls deep.

If possible, Link please!!

Of the girl, not your video!!

punk · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2014, 05:02:53 pm »

Quote from: Flemstone on February 06, 2014, 06:11:40 pm

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not another sti doing the rounds, when will guys learn dont lick a minge, you know nothing about.

vorian · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2014, 05:24:23 pm »

Quote from: CoolTiger on February 07, 2014, 02:46:52 pm

If possible, Link please!!

Of the girl, not your video!!

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CoolTiger · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2014, 05:27:51 pm »

Cheers V.

hockogrockle · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2014, 05:33:34 pm »

The whole thing is obviously made up in the office.She could't poison her minge without getting the poison on her own mucous membranes and poisoning herself.

Flemstone · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2014, 05:55:01 pm »

We can pass on diseases that don't make us sick. She was clearly immune. Tough woman.

punk · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2014, 07:50:06 pm »

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thats not you in the photo's vorian giving the tarts a blasting?

vorian · « **Reply #25 on:** February 07, 2014, 07:55:05 pm »

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thats not you in the photo's vorian giving the tarts a blasting?

Unfortunately not Punk, however I do know both the guys in the photo's as straight after that contents shoot, we did the gang bang party.

punk · « **Reply #26 on:** February 07, 2014, 07:56:37 pm »

Quote from: vorian on February 07, 2014, 07:55:05 pm

Unfortunately not Punk, however I do know both the guys in the photo's as straight after that contents shoot, we did the gang bang party.

nice one they both seem willing ladies.

vorian · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2014, 08:17:03 pm »

Quote from: punk on February 07, 2014, 07:56:37 pm

nice one they both seem willing ladies.

You would not believe how willing they were

They did six hours of contents videos then went straight into a three hour gang bang party and still managed to keep a smile up after nine hours.

hockogrockle · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2014, 08:23:33 pm »

I still say this is made up. Or at least a travesty of the facts. Does nobody remember the famous "Sport" headline "World War II Bomber Found on the Moon!". It was on the front page, complete with a photo. And people actually believed it! The Sport will print any old rubbish.
Factual accuracy is very much a secondary consideration if it makes a good headline.
To be charitable, some bloke might have gone down with dysentery shortly after having a shag. But I wouldn't even count on that. I seem to remember (or was this itself made up?) the Sport caused a minor uproar a few years ago with the headline "Was Maddie abducted by aliens?" (The answer, of course, was "no".)

vorian · « **Reply #29 on:** February 07, 2014, 08:26:40 pm »

Quote from: hockogrockle on February 07, 2014, 08:23:33 pm

I still say this is made up. Or at least a travesty of the facts. Does nobody remember the famous "Sport" headline "World War II Bomber Found on the Moon!". It was on the front page, complete with a photo. And people actually believed it! The Sport will print any old rubbish.
Factual accuracy is very much a secondary consideration if it makes a good headline.
To be charitable, some bloke might have gone down with dysentery shortly after having a shag. But I wouldn't even count on that. I seem to remember (or was this itself made up?) the Sport caused a minor uproar a few years ago with the headline "Was Maddie abducted by aliens?" (The answer, of course, was "no".)

Of course it is bullshit, its the Sunday Sport after all, I kind of thought everyone knew that it was just a silly made up story

SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #30 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:45:56 am »

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Useful link - great thread about the party scene: makes me wish I lived in the area.

As for Lexii with the Klingon tattoo, I'd boldly go there. Not a bad way to meet your maker.

Auntie · « **Reply #31 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:51:39 am »

Best band name ever!!

Flemstone · « **Reply #32 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:05:57 am »

Here's a band called Prostitute Disfigurement.

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