Author Topic: Somali Zara, Belvedere-Woolwich  (Read 9071 times)


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We’ve all had a few disasters but In 15 years I’ve never had one this bad .

We’d agreed £300 for a two hour session beginning at midday. We met in a cheap business hotel in Belvedere. 

Zara was 40 minutes late for the two hour booking (1200 to 1400 hours).  She texted me about some drama involving the police and neighbours.  I should have listened to the internal alarm bells.

She had previously been honest and explained that she was without BDSM experience but was keen to learn and seemed enthusiastic so I went ahead and made a booking.  Her first profile was deleted.  So she contacted me suggesting I replicate the booking through her new profile which I did.

She is tall, about 5’11” with a pretty face but she lied about her size.  She’s now amended it to 16.  She’s a fat lass and I’d have been alright with that.  She wore the most unsexy shoes ever, big chunky boot things over thick woolly socks.  I was so disappointed having expressly described what I’d wanted.  She was self-obsessed too.  Talked about herself non-stop and kept looking at her phone.  She practically gave up on the booking after counting the money.

I asked for domination and some religious fetish stuff.  We had previously agreed on a number of scenarios, none of which happened.  We began late at 1245 hours.  It started off well but she rapidly became distracted and bored, yawning and claiming that she was tired and being new to this her arm was hurting her. 

I wanked myself off after an hour and this became the point at which she completely lost interest and wanted to smoke a zoot.  I was still hard and wanted to cum again but she was having none of it.  She didn’t want to leave me alone in the room and became visibly annoyed.  It was 1415.  I asked her if she wanted me to leave and she responed with a sullen, ‘Yeah’.  Then she looked at her phone until I left.  She never explained, never apologised, never spoke again, never made eye contact, just pointedly studied her phone.  I was shocked, really astounded.

Not wanting a confrontation I thought it best to pack my kit, get dressed and leave.  She never made any attempt at a partial refund.  I didn’t ask because she was rude and uncommunicative and the situation would have escalated.  So she ended the appointment 30 minutes prematurely because she was tired and wanted to go outside and smoke a joint.

I texted her from the station to express my unhappiness and she responed “Thank you, come again”.  I suspect sarcasm rather than a lack of self-awareness.  I had wanted to cum again.  My balls were still full and my wallet three bills lighter.  The puzzling thing is that we’d tentatively arranged for an FFM session the following week when she’d asked her mate, and we’d also arranged a dinner date for this week.  She obviously doesn’t want the money or the custom.  And mercifully I’ve dodged a bullet. 

Her feedback claimed that I wanted to be whipped continually for two hours until she drew blood and I wouldn’t let her have a break. She didn’t want to do anything except lie on the bed and look at her phone.  There was no blood!  There were no marks, no redness, nothing.  I’d made allowances for lack of experience but her service was appalling.  She behaved like a recalcitrant child, sulking and pouting at her phone in irritation.  She also claimed I sniffed drugs in front of her.  I did sniff some legal poppers with her full consent but the rest of it is nonsense.  She was the one who needed her drugs.

Now she's flooding my punting phone with threatening texts, telling me she has my registration number and the Somali boys are after me.  It's probably bullshit, but even so, threats of violence are unacceptable.


 

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I did however highlight my point of view on another thread regards to this profile..
I was spot on it appears..!!
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Thanks for the warning (not thst I had any intention of seeing her). I would steer clear of long punts for woth anyone unreviewed on here.

As for the somalians after you, as long as you dont own a boat you’ll be fine.

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300.00 pounds rather you then me mate ....could got an elite central london girl ...with class for that much :dance:

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Sorry you had a bad punt. Thanks OP for the review and the warning.  :hi:
Hope this is a starting and will be seeing more reviews from you.

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300.00 pounds rather you then me mate ....could got an elite central london girl ...with class for that much :dance:

many dress sizes lower... does the treats enthusiastically...who looks like she missed the coach to a modelling convention..

instead for £300 you get this fat whale!! the worlds gone crazy!!! :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:
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Interesting that she only rated you as 'Neutral' after you rated her as 'Negative' on AW.  I would've thought if she felt she was in the right that she would've rated you as a definite 'Negative' also.

Given your AW feedback, I tend to think you're on the level here, so thanks for the heads-up.  I have no time for mis-leading profiles and lazy WGs, not when some of the good SPs and best escorts go out of their way to deliver a top-notch service and work hard to make it a satisfying meet.

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We’ve all had a few disasters but In 15 years I’ve never had one this bad .

We’d agreed £300 for a two hour session beginning at midday. We met in a cheap business hotel in Belvedere. 

Zara was 40 minutes late for the two hour booking (1200 to 1400 hours).  She texted me about some drama involving the police and neighbours.  I should have listened to the internal alarm bells.

She had previously been honest and explained that she was without BDSM experience but was keen to learn and seemed enthusiastic so I went ahead and made a booking.  Her first profile was deleted.  So she contacted me suggesting I replicate the booking through her new profile which I did.

She is tall, about 5’11” with a pretty face but she lied about her size.  She’s now amended it to 16.  She’s a fat lass and I’d have been alright with that.  She wore the most unsexy shoes ever, big chunky boot things over thick woolly socks.  I was so disappointed having expressly described what I’d wanted.  She was self-obsessed too.  Talked about herself non-stop and kept looking at her phone.  She practically gave up on the booking after counting the money.

I asked for domination and some religious fetish stuff.  We had previously agreed on a number of scenarios, none of which happened.  We began late at 1245 hours.  It started off well but she rapidly became distracted and bored, yawning and claiming that she was tired and being new to this her arm was hurting her. 

I wanked myself off after an hour and this became the point at which she completely lost interest and wanted to smoke a zoot.  I was still hard and wanted to cum again but she was having none of it.  She didn’t want to leave me alone in the room and became visibly annoyed.  It was 1415.  I asked her if she wanted me to leave and she responed with a sullen, ‘Yeah’.  Then she looked at her phone until I left.  She never explained, never apologised, never spoke again, never made eye contact, just pointedly studied her phone.  I was shocked, really astounded.

Not wanting a confrontation I thought it best to pack my kit, get dressed and leave.  She never made any attempt at a partial refund.  I didn’t ask because she was rude and uncommunicative and the situation would have escalated.  So she ended the appointment 30 minutes prematurely because she was tired and wanted to go outside and smoke a joint.

I texted her from the station to express my unhappiness and she responed “Thank you, come again”.  I suspect sarcasm rather than a lack of self-awareness.  I had wanted to cum again.  My balls were still full and my wallet three bills lighter.  The puzzling thing is that we’d tentatively arranged for an FFM session the following week when she’d asked her mate, and we’d also arranged a dinner date for this week.  She obviously doesn’t want the money or the custom.  And mercifully I’ve dodged a bullet. 

Her feedback claimed that I wanted to be whipped continually for two hours until she drew blood and I wouldn’t let her have a break. She didn’t want to do anything except lie on the bed and look at her phone.  There was no blood!  There were no marks, no redness, nothing.  I’d made allowances for lack of experience but her service was appalling.  She behaved like a recalcitrant child, sulking and pouting at her phone in irritation.  She also claimed I sniffed drugs in front of her.  I did sniff some legal poppers with her full consent but the rest of it is nonsense.  She was the one who needed her drugs.

Now she's flooding my punting phone with threatening texts, telling me she has my registration number and the Somali boys are after me.  It's probably bullshit, but even so, threats of violence are unacceptable.

Thanks for sharing. I often find myself in that area and did look at her profile briefly before deciding she was not for me and I booked someone else for my forthcoming visit.

Thanks again

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We’ve all had a few disasters but In 15 years I’ve never had one this bad .

We’d agreed £300 for a two hour session beginning at midday. We met in a cheap business hotel in Belvedere. 

Zara was 40 minutes late for the two hour booking (1200 to 1400 hours).  She texted me about some drama involving the police and neighbours.  I should have listened to the internal alarm bells.

She had previously been honest and explained that she was without BDSM experience but was keen to learn and seemed enthusiastic so I went ahead and made a booking.  Her first profile was deleted.  So she contacted me suggesting I replicate the booking through her new profile which I did.

She is tall, about 5’11” with a pretty face but she lied about her size.  She’s now amended it to 16.  She’s a fat lass and I’d have been alright with that.  She wore the most unsexy shoes ever, big chunky boot things over thick woolly socks.  I was so disappointed having expressly described what I’d wanted.  She was self-obsessed too.  Talked about herself non-stop and kept looking at her phone.  She practically gave up on the booking after counting the money.

I asked for domination and some religious fetish stuff.  We had previously agreed on a number of scenarios, none of which happened.  We began late at 1245 hours.  It started off well but she rapidly became distracted and bored, yawning and claiming that she was tired and being new to this her arm was hurting her. 

I wanked myself off after an hour and this became the point at which she completely lost interest and wanted to smoke a zoot.  I was still hard and wanted to cum again but she was having none of it.  She didn’t want to leave me alone in the room and became visibly annoyed.  It was 1415.  I asked her if she wanted me to leave and she responed with a sullen, ‘Yeah’.  Then she looked at her phone until I left.  She never explained, never apologised, never spoke again, never made eye contact, just pointedly studied her phone.  I was shocked, really astounded.

Not wanting a confrontation I thought it best to pack my kit, get dressed and leave.  She never made any attempt at a partial refund.  I didn’t ask because she was rude and uncommunicative and the situation would have escalated.  So she ended the appointment 30 minutes prematurely because she was tired and wanted to go outside and smoke a joint.

I texted her from the station to express my unhappiness and she responed “Thank you, come again”.  I suspect sarcasm rather than a lack of self-awareness.  I had wanted to cum again.  My balls were still full and my wallet three bills lighter.  The puzzling thing is that we’d tentatively arranged for an FFM session the following week when she’d asked her mate, and we’d also arranged a dinner date for this week.  She obviously doesn’t want the money or the custom.  And mercifully I’ve dodged a bullet. 

Her feedback claimed that I wanted to be whipped continually for two hours until she drew blood and I wouldn’t let her have a break. She didn’t want to do anything except lie on the bed and look at her phone.  There was no blood!  There were no marks, no redness, nothing.  I’d made allowances for lack of experience but her service was appalling.  She behaved like a recalcitrant child, sulking and pouting at her phone in irritation.  She also claimed I sniffed drugs in front of her.  I did sniff some legal poppers with her full consent but the rest of it is nonsense.  She was the one who needed her drugs.

Now she's flooding my punting phone with threatening texts, telling me she has my registration number and the Somali boys are after me.  It's probably bullshit, but even so, threats of violence are unacceptable.

unlucky buddy, and thanks for the warning

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Bloody scamming whore, thanks for the alert. These bitches should be blacklisted, but they come up with new profile, same with bitches like amarayh booty and jamilabigbutt. Forget it as a bad experience and always look for UK punt reviews

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curiouser and curiouser..............
yesterday a sleeper account created a new thread containing just a link to the AW profile, nothing else
Now deleted

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curiouser and curiouser..............
yesterday a sleeper account created a new thread containing just a link to the AW profile, nothing else
Now deleted

Scutty Columbo is on the case... :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
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she says she caters for muslim religious role play, you'd think flogging would be second nature.....

and just a warning...........my guess is the comment "very tight" indicates she's been subject to female genital mutilation

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she says she caters for muslim religious role play, you'd think flogging would be second nature.....

and just a warning...........my guess is the comment "very tight" indicates she's been subject to female genital mutilation

hhmmm...interesting

not that you are right but you could be

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hhmmm...interesting

not that you are right but you could be

scutty columbo has been way off the mark on many occasions.. take like a pinch of salt his detective work..
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Very sorry to hear mate but thanks for the warning!!  :(
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Very sorry to hear mate but thanks for the warning!!  :(

Live and learn as they say....

take your time
apply common sense

on SELECTION...
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We’ve all had a few disasters but In 15 years I’ve never had one this bad .

We’d agreed £300 for a two hour session beginning at midday. We met in a cheap business hotel in Belvedere. 

Zara was 40 minutes late for the two hour booking (1200 to 1400 hours).  She texted me about some drama involving the police and neighbours.  I should have listened to the internal alarm bells.

She had previously been honest and explained that she was without BDSM experience but was keen to learn and seemed enthusiastic so I went ahead and made a booking.  Her first profile was deleted.  So she contacted me suggesting I replicate the booking through her new profile which I did.

She is tall, about 5’11” with a pretty face but she lied about her size.  She’s now amended it to 16.  She’s a fat lass and I’d have been alright with that.  She wore the most unsexy shoes ever, big chunky boot things over thick woolly socks.  I was so disappointed having expressly described what I’d wanted.  She was self-obsessed too.  Talked about herself non-stop and kept looking at her phone.  She practically gave up on the booking after counting the money.

I asked for domination and some religious fetish stuff.  We had previously agreed on a number of scenarios, none of which happened.  We began late at 1245 hours.  It started off well but she rapidly became distracted and bored, yawning and claiming that she was tired and being new to this her arm was hurting her. 

I wanked myself off after an hour and this became the point at which she completely lost interest and wanted to smoke a zoot.  I was still hard and wanted to cum again but she was having none of it.  She didn’t want to leave me alone in the room and became visibly annoyed.  It was 1415.  I asked her if she wanted me to leave and she responed with a sullen, ‘Yeah’.  Then she looked at her phone until I left.  She never explained, never apologised, never spoke again, never made eye contact, just pointedly studied her phone.  I was shocked, really astounded.

Not wanting a confrontation I thought it best to pack my kit, get dressed and leave.  She never made any attempt at a partial refund.  I didn’t ask because she was rude and uncommunicative and the situation would have escalated.  So she ended the appointment 30 minutes prematurely because she was tired and wanted to go outside and smoke a joint.

I texted her from the station to express my unhappiness and she responed “Thank you, come again”.  I suspect sarcasm rather than a lack of self-awareness.  I had wanted to cum again.  My balls were still full and my wallet three bills lighter.  The puzzling thing is that we’d tentatively arranged for an FFM session the following week when she’d asked her mate, and we’d also arranged a dinner date for this week.  She obviously doesn’t want the money or the custom.  And mercifully I’ve dodged a bullet. 

Her feedback claimed that I wanted to be whipped continually for two hours until she drew blood and I wouldn’t let her have a break. She didn’t want to do anything except lie on the bed and look at her phone.  There was no blood!  There were no marks, no redness, nothing.  I’d made allowances for lack of experience but her service was appalling.  She behaved like a recalcitrant child, sulking and pouting at her phone in irritation.  She also claimed I sniffed drugs in front of her.  I did sniff some legal poppers with her full consent but the rest of it is nonsense.  She was the one who needed her drugs.

Now she's flooding my punting phone with threatening texts, telling me she has my registration number and the Somali boys are after me.  It's probably bullshit, but even so, threats of violence are unacceptable.

Her profile is dodgy and full of warning signs

If you ignore the body size she’s writing an African veil/bhurka which hides her body size and her face
All of her pictures are showing nothing really showing her to be a tubby.

Profile nationality is Dutch - another warning sign. Highly unlikely she’s a Dutch Somali resident in the uk. It’s a bought profile

She only takes bookings via AW but has only 2 feedback.

Her profile is well written suggesting it’s written by a pro and not a 20 year old new to the scene.

I would advise a shorter 30 min booking in future with a hope of extending the booking if it was good if you see warning signs in a profile.





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  The puzzling thing is that we’d tentatively arranged for an FFM session the following week when she’d asked her mate, and we’d also arranged a dinner date for this week.  She obviously doesn’t want the money or the custom.  And mercifully I’ve dodged a bullet. 

If this was the 1st time you met her and you were having
a shit time why would you want to see her again?

" The puzzling thing is that we’d tentatively arranged for an FFM
session the following week when she’d asked her mate, and we’d also
 arranged a dinner date for this week."

curious.

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If this was the 1st time you met her and you were having
a shit time why would you want to see her again?

" The puzzling thing is that we’d tentatively arranged for an FFM
session the following week when she’d asked her mate, and we’d also
 arranged a dinner date for this week."

curious.

i think he means that even before the first meet he had arranged 2 other follow up meets, possibly for a good deal? assuming the first meet went well

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OP....15 years of punting experience and you went straight in for a 2hr punt, a dinner date and a tentative FFM session....
having never met this African origin SP with basically a crap set of pics on her profile?

 :dash:

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Fair criticism lads.  I'm an elderly fella and I thought I'd got this hobby patterned but I got caught slipping. 

In mitigation she had presented as honest and intelligent during a lengthy email exchange prior to the booking; articulate, friendly and eager.  Her enthusiasm was why I'd booked for a full two hours.  She has an English education and accent. 

I've never had a really bad punt before, a few underwhelming ones but nothing like this.  I think I'd become overconfident  so I have to accept some responsibility for what happened.  But ultimately she was dishonest, misleading and hugely unprofessional.  I think she lacks the maturity to articulate her thoughts without becoming aggressive.  Angrily terminating the booking was the final straw.  I was furious hence my first, and hopefully last, bad review.

Anyway thanks for letting me share and for your continued support chaps.    And I won't leave it eight years before logging in again.    :)
 





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Fair criticism lads.  I'm an elderly fella and I thought I'd got this hobby patterned but I got caught slipping. 

In mitigation she had presented as honest and intelligent during a lengthy email exchange prior to the booking; articulate, friendly and eager.  Her enthusiasm was why I'd booked for a full two hours.  She has an English education and accent. 

I've never had a really bad punt before, a few underwhelming ones but nothing like this.  I think I'd become overconfident  so I have to accept some responsibility for what happened.  But ultimately she was dishonest, misleading and hugely unprofessional.  I think she lacks the maturity to articulate her thoughts without becoming aggressive.  Angrily terminating the booking was the final straw.  I was furious hence my first, and hopefully last, bad review.

Anyway thanks for letting me share and for your continued support chaps.    And I won't leave it eight years before logging in again.    :)
 

You claim to be ‘Elderly’ and using words like patterned and slipping🤔
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Fair criticism lads.  I'm an elderly fella and I thought I'd got this hobby patterned but I got caught slipping. 

In mitigation she had presented as honest and intelligent during a lengthy email exchange prior to the booking; articulate, friendly and eager.  Her enthusiasm was why I'd booked for a full two hours.  She has an English education and accent. 

I've never had a really bad punt before, a few underwhelming ones but nothing like this.  I think I'd become overconfident  so I have to accept some responsibility for what happened.  But ultimately she was dishonest, misleading and hugely unprofessional.  I think she lacks the maturity to articulate her thoughts without becoming aggressive.  Angrily terminating the booking was the final straw.  I was furious hence my first, and hopefully last, bad review.

Anyway thanks for letting me share and for your continued support chaps.    And I won't leave it eight years before logging in again.    :)
 

Just a fucken bitch slut pure and simple..
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Fair criticism lads.  I'm an elderly fella and I thought I'd got this hobby patterned but I got caught slipping. 

In mitigation she had presented as honest and intelligent during a lengthy email exchange prior to the booking; articulate, friendly and eager.  Her enthusiasm was why I'd booked for a full two hours.  She has an English education and accent. 

I've never had a really bad punt before, a few underwhelming ones but nothing like this.  I think I'd become overconfident  so I have to accept some responsibility for what happened.  But ultimately she was dishonest, misleading and hugely unprofessional.  I think she lacks the maturity to articulate her thoughts without becoming aggressive.  Angrily terminating the booking was the final straw.  I was furious hence my first, and hopefully last, bad review.

Anyway thanks for letting me share and for your continued support chaps.    And I won't leave it eight years before logging in again.    :)
 

so you posted your first ever review because it went horribly bad.

if you had had a great time then non of us would be the wiser?

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so you posted your first ever review because it went horribly bad.

if you had had a great time then non of us would be the wiser?

That's what I say to some .....👍👍👍
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That's what I say to some .....👍👍👍

i have seen you do that...in both cases i completely get your point.

and it definitely applies here, out of anger and spite for the rubbish working girl he hits her business (rightly so) by warning us. i guess it works in our favour

but if it had gone great we wouldnt have known

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so you posted your first ever review because it went horribly bad.

if you had had a great time then non of us would be the wiser?

Nothing wrong with that mate.

This is how many get started in the business to write the review becomes a cathartic process  ;)
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Nothing wrong with that mate.

This is how many get started in the business to write the review becomes a cathartic process  ;)

I see your point too PP

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Ok so let me make this straight, you went there and paid that fat ugly whore £300 cash and after she took your money she went on cruise control and left you to wank yourself!! Really bro?? :unknown: if that was me I would of made her to suck my balls and lick my ass while wearing her hijab until I cumed all over her face and if she tried to argue I simply tell her to bitch shut the fuck up or give my money back I don't care if she 7foot! , you need to know how to fuck these hoes to sleep bro these ugly bitches like wolverine  :thumbsdown: :D. Next time you might as well stay home watch porn and have a wank at least you gonna keep that £300. :D Peace  :thumbsup:

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Ok so let me make this straight, you went there and paid that fat ugly whore £300 cash and after she took your money she went on cruise control and left you to wank yourself!! Really bro?? :unknown: if that was me I would of made her to suck my balls and lick my ass while wearing her hijab until I cumed all over her face and if she tried to argue I simply tell her to bitch shut the fuck up or give my money back I don't care if she 7foot! , you need to know how to fuck these hoes to sleep bro these ugly bitches like wolverine  :thumbsdown: :D. Next time you might as well stay home watch porn and have a wank at least you gonna keep that £300. :D Peace  :thumbsup:

maybe write a review or two, show him how its done?

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Ok so let me make this straight, you went there and paid that fat ugly whore £300 cash and after she took your money she went on cruise control and left you to wank yourself!! Really bro?? :unknown: if that was me I would of made her to suck my balls and lick my ass while wearing her hijab until I cumed all over her face and if she tried to argue I simply tell her to bitch shut the fuck up or give my money back I don't care if she 7foot! , you need to know how to fuck these hoes to sleep bro these ugly bitches like wolverine  :thumbsdown: :D. Next time you might as well stay home watch porn and have a wank at least you gonna keep that £300. :D Peace  :thumbsup:

A genuine Incel gracing the UKP community with his pearls of wisdom, quite a privilege.
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so you posted your first ever review because it went horribly bad.

if you had had a great time then non of us would be the wiser?

Literally took the words out of my mouth.

Profile was dodgy as fuck :scare:

Thanks for TOFTT and warning but common sense should've prevailed here, especially if you been punting over the last 10 years.

 :hi:

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I have met her and can confirm she is Somali.

The part of London that I am from has quite a few Somali's about and I have always wanted to fuck one of their girls  :P

Anyways, I had a good time, maybe the OP was a bellend? I mean he did take "poppers" to a prossie. Weather they are legal or not, that's another question. FYI, would of prefered a line or two if i'm honest.

I would not really class her as a BBW as her body isnt the shape of the Michelin tyre man from the adverts. Maybe it's her height, I am 6 foot tall, she's not far below me in height.

I played it more tactical, 1 hour. Managed to cum twice, happy days.

Can't believe OP paid £300 to wank himself off, what a mug LOL.

Oh, about the Dutch thing, a lot of East Africans gets in to the EU via Holland, Sweden and Norway. Once they get their EU citizenship, they pretty much go wherever they like. I'd say it's better than a profile saying Romania  :scare:
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I have met her and can confirm she is Somali.

The part of London that I am from has quite a few Somali's about and I have always wanted to fuck one of their girls  :P

Anyways, I had a good time, maybe the OP was a bellend? I mean he did take "poppers" to a prossie. Weather they are legal or not, that's another question. FYI, would of prefered a line or two if i'm honest.

I would not really class her as a BBW as her body isnt the shape of the Michelin tyre man from the adverts. Maybe it's her height, I am 6 foot tall, she's not far below me in height.

I played it more tactical, 1 hour. Managed to cum twice, happy days.

Can't believe OP paid £300 to wank himself off, what a mug LOL.

Oh, about the Dutch thing, a lot of East Africans gets in to the EU via Holland, Sweden and Norway. Once they get their EU citizenship, they pretty much go wherever they like. I'd say it's better than a profile saying Romania  :scare:

Dusty phone my dear?

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Dusty phone my dear?

Oh, you think i'm her?

Lets do simple maths here, AW profile: Member Since:   04/02/2019

Me: Date Registered: February 24, 2016

If I am her, I signed up when I was 16? Come on mate, wise up.  :dash:
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Oh, you think i'm her?

Lets do simple maths here, AW profile: Member Since:   04/02/2019

Me: Date Registered: February 24, 2016

If I am her, I signed up when I was 16? Come on mate, wise up.  :dash:

Date Registered: February 24, 2016
First post: February 25, 2019
So what have you been doing for the last three years? And why should we believe you?
Sleeper profile suddenly comes into life to challenge a negative review, that usually indicates something dodgy. Poster is sometimes the girl herself, or more often pimp/tout/trafficker/"boyfriend"/father...
which are you?

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So what have you been doing for the last three years? And why should we believe you?
Sleeper profile suddenly comes into life to challenge a negative review, that usually indicates something dodgy. Poster is sometimes the girl herself, or more often pimp/tout/trafficker/"boyfriend"/father...
which are you?

None of the above im afraid.

So a geezer can't shag girls without posting it all over a forum such as this?
I come on here to see what's good and what's not, I am not on here to make friends like yourselfs. Nothing more, nothing less.

Anyways, seems like you old codgers banded together to form your on opinion of me, no point trying to defend myself when you lot are going to gang up on me.

Oh well, I will continue to get my willy wet and let you lot sit about and talk about the war or whatever you old fellas like to do. Bingo perhaps?
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Oh, you think i'm her?

Lets do simple maths here, AW profile: Member Since:   04/02/2019

Me: Date Registered: February 24, 2016

If I am her, I signed up when I was 16? Come on mate, wise up.  :dash:

good point

chances are you are not her..at least your profile isnt..she may be using your account who knows

all i know is your post was real dodgy

what have you been up to in the last 3 years. ingratiate yourself with a few reviews

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good point

chances are you are not her..at least your profile isnt..she may be using your account who knows

all i know is your post was real dodgy

what have you been up to in the last 3 years. ingratiate yourself with a few reviews

Yeah, I can understand what your saying. I mean I had a good time with her thought i'd reply and let you lot know about my experience. Didn't expect to be crucified for it.

I am not very eloquent with my words. I mean how can I say I fuckerd her real good and it made me cum loads in a more nicer way? At the end of the day im a tradesman, I say it how it is mate, cant really spice that up no more  :D
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Yeah, I can understand what your saying. I mean I had a good time with her thought i'd reply and let you lot know about my experience. Didn't expect to be crucified for it.

I am not very eloquent with my words. I mean how can I say I fuckerd her real good and it made me cum loads in a more nicer way? At the end of the day im a tradesman, I say it how it is mate, cant really spice that up no more  :D

just cut that , put it in a review...dont write a mills and boons novel or a romantic comedy

just simple review

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There's alot of Somali girls in Woolwich aren't they but never came across a Somalian WG. Sorry for your experience OP. Reading this it definitely sounds like a downer. She was completely out of order and I think next time if you run into a WG like this you need to challenge her. Don't let her give you a half assed service and get away with it.