External Link/Members OnlyAgreed by text: 1-hour massage, BJ and CIM - £60.00
I will let you make your mind up if Neutral is a fair summary of this visit! (i did think about negative but my good nature prevailed)
Been away with work a lot recently and 24 hours before going off again for another four days, I succumbed to my normal last minute, quick choice decision to go for a HE massage….. I had read the two reports from other punters , so I contacted Roses and by text we agreed the above amount and I was told Alin was there waiting for me..and was followed by a few ‘what time you coming’, ‘what time you coming’ texts lol.. so I booked for 30 mins later as its not far to travel at that time of night.
On arrival I was quickly whisked into one of the rooms and to my surprise, she asked me what I wanted. I told her that this had been agreed by text and at this point, she gave me a puzzled look and asked me again what I wanted..'30 mins or 1 hour' she said. I repeated myself, and said this had agreed by text…. Not the first time and not for the last time, this is where her command of the English language went from being really good to being really poor. She has a good command of English language when it comes to money, but a poor command of English when it comes to discussing the fact that we were on a different planet.
Also at this point she told me her name was Lucy and I said that I was expecting to meet Alin (thats what was text to me but she meant Alisa) to which she replied that Alin was in the middle of a massage. This is where started to go wrong. Alin had actually started her massage before I made the booking so could never have been available for me in the 30 minutes it took me to get there.
I should have bailed at this point as I had been misled or lied to, just to get me there, and that pisses me off. but I didn’t and reluctantly agreed to the one-hour massage and thought that I would see where this all lead. My gut instinct was that my £60 deal was dead in the water and that negotiations would be needed. Good job I went with just my £60 punting money!
I then looked her up and down the first time, and her description was just as previous punters had described, tall thin and plain. But OK. However, I noticed she was wearing a tightly fastened, and what I can only describe as a, fashion Macintosh coat, which I assumed she will be removing for the massage
Handed over £35 and I got stripped and lay face down on the bed. To my surprise she kept the tighly fastened coat on, in fact, it never came off or unfastened throughout the whole time. The most surprising massage outfit I’ve ever seen.
The massage was okay, nothing spectacular, nothing disastrous, it was what it was = 30 mins of assorted techniques. Conversation was very limited, no interest in talking to me. Turning over, she asked me what extras I wanted and I told her that I come to the building with £60 in my pocket as that what was agreed by text.
At this point, it was obvious that I was not getting my BJ with CIM for the balance of the £60….No No she says we don’t do it for that price £40 more for that… As I deliberately only had my punting money on me I decided to stick to my guns and repeat once again, what I was expecting for £60. The inability to speak English returned, with lots of words being spoken at me very quickly, but not making much sense as I lay there on my back with a floppy cock.
Then she decided to leave the room and talk to Alin in reception… All I could hear was lots of conversation in Chinese and after a few minutes she came back into the room, closed the door and said ‘we do not do it at that price’, and then rattled off a menu of options of BJ with CiM £40, Bj with condom £35 or HE at £20, in the case. I didn’t hear her correctly she repeated them again. Her English was good at this point
By this stage, you can imagine the interlude had completely destroyed any form of relaxation and anticipation, so sticking to my guns again and feeling let down but belligerent I just said ..give me a happy ending. Her English came back with a counter reduced offer of £30 for a BJ with condom… I declined and asked for a happy ending again.. She was just about to start the hand job when she said OK £25 for bj with condom….i accepted that offer as a victory for belligerence!.
This is where I will agree with other reviewers in that, whilst she awkwardly positioned the condom on my cock like a novice, her bj was really fast and furious. Right-hand fingers rimming my arse and her left hand holding my shaft, she went for it with her life…. Access to her body was impossible cos of the tightly fitting coat so my hand went in at the top and felt a couple of big nipples indeed!!
Little did she know but I was lying there thinking about writing my HoN about her as she was going for it, since I had lost interest. Surprisingly tho, her technique worked as my cock reacted really well to her actions and within a very short period time i filled the condom.
Cleaned up, and looking at the clock we were only 40 minutes into the hour. And I did wonder how she was going to fill in the remaining 20 minutes. I accepted the offer of a head massage that filled in the last 20 mins but to be honest it was a pretty average head massage as I think she was just using your hands anywhere just to fill in the time.
The massage was now over, I got dressed and once again her good English returned and very courteously she wished me a good evening and safe journey home.
Would I go back – to the premises yes but there is no point agreeing anything in advance as the messages are taken by someone elsewhere and not passed on. They will offer anything to get you in the premises.
Would I see Lucy again …No..as there is much more (and better) choice out there.
Overall disappointing as I hate being lied to and I didn’t come away with the relaxed satisfied feeling that you should experience.
Stan
