Tanning Rooms Wolverhampton

[officer69]

ARRRGGGHHHH  OMG I have heard about this place and there have even been a couple of good reviews on here and after being let down by someone I tried here as a last resort and by god it was. External Link/Members Only I walked in and saw two english looking 'ladies' and asked if I could have 45 mins to which they said yes no worries and said "go through"....

I went through to a little tiny room at the back which was more like a small stockroom with a filthy shower in the corner and a table not massage table but more like a couch pressed up against the wall and it was bloody freezing. I then thought sod this and walked back out only to be met by the younger of the ladies who said all was ok and she came in and put a little fan heater on..... I hummed and harred with myself and walked....yes saved myself the money and wasting my time in a room which was truly awful and the table would have broken my back.... at least this time I managed to walk so 

[southern boy]

If your not happy don't stay
Good on you

[Roodboy867]

ARRRGGGHHHH  OMG I have heard about this place and there have even been a couple of good reviews on here and after being let down by someone I tried here as a last resort and by god it was. External Link/Members Only I walked in and saw two english looking 'ladies' and asked if I could have 45 mins to which they said yes no worries and said "go through"....

I went through to a little tiny room at the back which was more like a small stockroom with a filthy shower in the corner and a table not massage table but more like a couch pressed up against the wall and it was bloody freezing. I then thought sod this and walked back out only to be met by the younger of the ladies who said all was ok and she came in and put a little fan heater on..... I hummed and harred with myself and walked....yes saved myself the money and wasting my time in a room which was truly awful and the table would have broken my back.... at least this time I managed to walk so 

Your link is for Barking and Dagenham which is in Essex. As far as I am aware the Tanning rooms in West Mids doesn't have a website (please corect if I am wrong) but instead has a Facebook page.

[Littlefoot]

Your link is for Barking and Dagenham which is in Essex. As far as I am aware the Tanning rooms in West Mids doesn't have a website (please corect if I am wrong) but instead has a Facebook page.

The link looks like they have different branches. One in wolves and one in Barking & Dagenham. I may be wrong. But that's what it looks like to me.

I'm not sure it's a legitimate review anyway, as establishments cannot be reviewed.

[Jumping Jack Flash]

The link looks like they have different branches. One in wolves and one in Barking & Dagenham. I may be wrong. But that's what it looks like to me.

I'm not sure it's a legitimate review anyway, as establishments cannot be reviewed.

That website refers to spas and massage therapists. It’s stretching the imagination a little to class Tanning Rooms as a spa and the women as “massage therapists”. It also says they offer male on male massage.

It’s effectively massage directory “click bait”. If you look you can “claim this business”.

[Littlefoot]

That website refers to spas and massage therapists. It’s stretching the imagination a little to class Tanning Rooms as a spa and the women as “massage therapists”. It also says they offer male on male massage.

It’s effectively massage directory “click bait”. If you look you can “claim this business”.

So bull shit advertising, sounds a right shit hole. 

[Jumping Jack Flash]

So bull shit advertising, sounds a right shit hole. 

It is!

In their defence though that kind of click bait is designed to make them sign up to a massage directory. The ladies at Tanning Rooms will not have created that dodgy page.

[officer69]

Your link is for Barking and Dagenham which is in Essex. As far as I am aware the Tanning rooms in West Mids doesn't have a website (please corect if I am wrong) but instead has a Facebook page.

The address is correct apart from the Barking bit??

[officer69]

The link looks like they have different branches. One in wolves and one in Barking & Dagenham. I may be wrong. But that's what it looks like to me.

I'm not sure it's a legitimate review anyway, as establishments cannot be reviewed.

I am sorry littlefoot but what do you mean I am not supposed to be reviewing "establishments"??

[GingerNuts]

I am sorry littlefoot but what do you mean I am not supposed to be reviewing "establishments"??

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

"Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel."

[Littlefoot]

I am sorry littlefoot but what do you mean I am not supposed to be reviewing "establishments"??

That’s what it states in site rules. Having said that and thinking about it, may be it applies to FS and not FBSM. So ignore my comment. 

[southern boy]

I presume your not local booking through that site
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