Author Topic: Chandra Thai Massage - Kensington High St/Olympia - borderline neg/neutral  (Read 694 times)

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Saw her a couple of weeks ago. 1 hour massage+HR+topless. £40+£20+£10 = £70

I know this lady has her fans, and there were pro's and con's, but having thought long and hard I am sorry that I have to arrive at a negative rating.

She's been reviewed by others so I won't repeat everything. Smallish studio flat on High St Ken, approx 10 mins walk from tube. Comms fine, all via text.

Visually pleasant enough Thai lady. Age as estimated by others is early -30s. Very curly hair which I quite liked but there's no way she's a size 8 - I would say 10 at best and maybe 12. A bit of a gut on show once the topless HR starts.

To cut to the chase:-

Pros

- Nice enough lady. English is OK. She was quite reserved and not very chatty

- decent perky tits which you can touch and suck

- on the face of it, very good VFM at £70 for an hour with topless HR

Cons

- Massage was pretty average to poor. Mainly soft kneading with one hand at a time, and a few stretches. She seemed to spend quite a bit of time fannying around washing my feet, then her hands, then wiping oil off, rinsing towels  etc.

- Massage starts lying face upwards which is a first for me. Massage of legs then switch to face down for stretches etc. Back massage OK but nothing to write home about.

- Sensual part of massage was rubbish tbh. No build up at all, no cc swipes, nothing. Just 'turn over' and whip the towel off. She didn't massage my chest or stomach which I quite like (usually their hands getting closer to the raging hard on with each sweep - not on the occasion). Mainly back, legs and arms plus that fucking finger pulling/clicking thing that I hate! Why do they do that?!
 
- she pours baby oil onto my old fella and starts a fast and rough HJ. Told her a few times to slow down.

- you can squeeze and suck tits but no access at all to under regions. Believe me, I tried! In fact she was wearing passion killing trackie bottoms as mentioned by another punter

- no kissing or anything of the sort

- no BJ on offer despite me asking. Obviously others have been luckier on this front

- was back down on the street within 59 minutes having had two showers, so some short changing on time


I guess for £70 an hour in Kensington, some will see this as a VFM session. I don't disagree but for me the sensual side was lacking which is what I am looking for hence the negative. I did think about neutral but I think there are enough con's to push it into the red.

As they say YMMV and I am sure others have had a great time.

Oh well, on to the next one!