Ever think of UKP during a punt?

[house music dave]

Call me odd but when I'm seeing a girl I'll always try and work out if she'd meet the minimum standard for UKP or If I'm having a bad one I'll think "JRC or NIK wouldn't put up with that bullshit", I don't even know the guys, I know i'm coming across weird creating personalities and you could get into the whole debate about online personas, but I think JRC might be my punting MR T 
plus last punt I tried to time myself after the "how long do you last thread" weird eh?

HMD 

[Tjkooker]

Your odd

[Gigabyte]

Definately weird, all I ever think about is got to remember that she did "this" for my review and ooh thats nice/great/Fabulous.

[maxxblue]

Ever think of UKP during a punt?

No.

[DaveMugabe]

Oh my God thinking bout JRC when fucking.  No No No. You've done it for me noww.  How am I ever going to get this out of my mind now!!

You need help of some kind.

[house music dave]

Okay I feel like a twat now, Ah well i took a risk.     

[DaveMugabe]

Hey mate, we are just taking the piss.

Seriously its not something I think about

[house music dave]

And to clarify i'm not thinking of UKP members   while i'm fucking it's normally, when i've been refused a second pop and we are having a debate
If I'm thinking of other men while actually fucking I'm in the wrong hotel room/Brothel.

The only things i think of while fucking are the mundane to help me last longer.

But I've opened myself up to ridicule so I  guess I'll have to sit tight and take it.

[maxxblue]

Hey HMD, next time I'm having a punt I'll try to remember to think of you.

[house music dave]

I'm humbled

[Daffodil]

If it isn't something you think about then you should 

The members here are some of the most prossie-savvy guys there are.

If you're receiving a service that you think is below par then ask, 'what would UKP think if I posted this story there?'.

9 times out of 10 you will get the right answer, jeu from this thought experiment.

[potato]

Yes, some of the things that I have read on UKP spring to mind during a meeting. Usually they are the negative things - like time wasting tactics - and when I spot them, I bring things back on track quickly.  These may be little things that I may not have noticed before but as they have been discussed on UKP I can pick up on much more quickly now and take evasive action!  So UKP can definitely improve a punt!

[NIK]

Call me odd but when I'm seeing a girl I'll always try and work out if she'd meet the minimum standard for UKP or If I'm having a bad one I'll think "JRC or NIK wouldn't put up with that bullshit", I don't even know the guys, I know i'm coming across weird creating personalities and you could get into the whole debate about online personas, but I think JRC might be my punting MR T 
plus last punt I tried to time myself after the "how long do you last thread" weird eh?

HMD

I'm flattered I'm thought about when someone is having a punt. Maybe as I don't punt in reality I can now punt vicariously? 

[Bangers and Gash]

The OP isn't odd. Many a time I've been grinding away and think, ''I wonder if NIK or JRC do it this way.'' 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Hey HMD,

HMD, I hope I do not think of you during a punt, as HMD = Holocaust Memorial Day, (27 January)

[Tailpipe]

Okay I feel like a twat now, Ah well i took a risk.     

I understand what you mean but I think of my UKP review first thing after a punt but not during. 

[jimbobwood]

I think about UKP during punts, normally the review I'm going to write about the prossie. Sometimes I feel like a Mystery Shopper on my punting excursions.

UKP adds to the punting experience. I'm starting to talk in UKP language when I talk to these prossies. I mention stuff like "I'm ready for the mac", "Come on, let's move on to round two" loulou001 found that funny.

When I have a cheap bad punt JRC words of wisdom pop up in my head "Pay peanuts, get Monkeys!"

[vorian]

I think about UKP during punts, normally the review I'm going to write about the prossie. Sometimes I feel like a Mystery Shopper on my punting excursions.

UKP adds to the punting experience. I'm starting to talk in UKP language when I talk to these prossies. I mention stuff like "I'm ready for the mac", "Come on, let's move on to round two" loulou001 found that funny.

When I have a cheap bad punt JRC words of wisdom pop up in my head "Pay peanuts, get Monkeys!"

I know what you mean, perhaps what the OP was getting at was, does being a UKP member make you think a bit more when punting. I certainly think my expectations are higher now and I don't mind asking for exactly what I want thats for sure.

[DaveMugabe]

I know what you mean, perhaps what the OP was getting at was, does being a UKP member make you think a bit more when punting. I certainly think my expectations are higher now and I don't mind asking for exactly what I want thats for sure.

Too right

[Rochdull lad]

I know what you mean, perhaps what the OP was getting at was, does being a UKP member make you think a bit more when punting. I certainly think my expectations are higher now and I don't mind asking for exactly what I want thats for sure.

Me, too.

However, one of my Regulars posts on here; and while we never mention the Board during the major part of my visit, we may talk about it during post-coital conversation! 

[hockogrockle]

No.

[tazz]

As crazy as this sounds i told a prossie about her positive review on her, she hadnt heard of this site. She then went online and i showed her the review. As you may guess she then wanted me to review her. Have chatted to other prossies about positive reviews of them which they were aware of,but this was a first.

[Cunning Punt]

Frankly, I have other things on my mind and am too busy worrying about my performance.

The only time I have thought about UKP was when the escort herself brought it up. She was obsessed with this site and complained about it for most of the punt, which really put a downer on proceedings. Turned out she was banned and blamed this site for driving some of her prossie friends out of business. Undoubtedly, deservedly so for providing an even worse service than her.

"You go on there a lot, don't you?" "You're writing a review in your head, aren't you" were typical questions.

The irony was I wasn't - I just wrote it up afterwards and gave her a big negative.

[Nagilum]

Not during no. But leading up to and after, yes.

[nike]

If the girl has been reviewed here already. I will compare her performance with what others have said but usually between pops.  never during sex.

[vt]

I just lie back and think of England! 

[Dime]

One agency girl I punt with semi regularly worked out that I use UKP, due to the numerous reviews I had been posting about different girls within the space of a few weeks. When she opened the door she said "oh hi again, you've been going through all the girls recently haven't you? We do read the forums and discuss our clients you know".                                                          

[Nagilum]

One agency girl I punt with semi regularly worked out that I use UKP, due to the numerous reviews I had been posting about different girls within the space of a few weeks. When she opened the door she said "oh hi again, you've been going through all the girls recently haven't you? We do read the forums and discuss our clients you know".                                                        

This is why reviews, especially, can be a double edge sword. It is easy for a regular to work out its you.  On one hand you give punters the details of a good punt etc, on the other hand the level of description can identify you. This is why a punting phone is important, pay as you go sim, fake name and even living.

[hw189]

There are the odd rare times where I have taken an expensive punt in central London (£200 p/h +) where I thought 'this will not go down very well with UKP ethos...' . I used to consider £200 p/h as normal before joining UKP. Now its pretty much a rare and exotic punt if I pay that price.

Apart from that, no I don't think of UKP during a punt.