penny101 - Falkirk

[tailspin]

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I've been sitting on this for a while being unsure whether I was going to be perceived as unfairly harsh.  However, as this is a site for reviews which may help my fellow punters with their decision making I have elected to go into print (as it were).

Penny has been frequently and well reviewed.  Having seen them I added her to my HL but as she was in Aberdeen I thought it unlikely that I'd ever get to see her as I had no reason to go traipsing up there.  I was pleasantly surprised at the back end of last year to see her pop up in Falkirk.

Comms.  Very straightforward.  Phone call then texts for the details

Venue.  Flat in Falkirk.  Plenty of parking, safe, discrete entrance.

Cost 1 hour incall.  £140

Penny is an attractive girl, dark haired, and greeted me with a big smile.  Straight into the bedroom (clean, tidy, nice temperature) and once the cash was handed over it was kit off and down to business.  I liked that, no pissing about with 10 minutes of shit talk to pad out the visit.  On her profile she describes herself as "womanly".  This did ring some alarm bells as that covers a multitude of conditions all the way up to morbidly obese (I am from Fife after all).  But no, womanly is spot on. Curves in all the right places, no hint of sagging and all looked taut and very fit.  I am very much liking what I see, but the wheels are about to come off.

Her profile clearly states that she is a smoker.  I'm not, but it's not a red line for me, and I've seen WGs who smoke and whilst you can tell, it's never been an issue.  Penny's ultimate GFE involves a lot of DFK and wow this really took me by surprise.  Imagine  a rank ashtray full of fag ends.  Now imagine it being forced into your mouth. It was her tongue.  The flat did not smell of smoke.  Nor did Penny, so it wasn't a case of her hanging out the kitchen window having a quick gasper as I walked up the path.  This was deep down ingrained stale nicotine, and it was vile.

Should I have said something? That would really have killed the moment, so I went into damage limitation mode and hoped to salvage something.  Thankfully she turned her attention towards the wee fella and whilst her OWO was fine I tried not to think too much on the environment he was currently in.  It didn't take her too long to be up for more kissy kissy so I dived down for some RO to stay away from the danger zone.

(As an aside I recalled later the Chubby Brown gag which runs something thus:  "I knew a girl who smoked so much she didn't have a period, but a fall of soot"  If that had crossed my mind at the time I don't know what I would have done.)

That worked for a while, then it was on with the bag and some mish at arms length.  It didn't stop her grabbing my ears and pulling me downwards, so it was over to doggy, which was probably safest.  She has a fantastic backside for doggy, absolutely made for it, and I was quite happy to finish there. 

There was still time left and not a prospect of a second pop, so we chatted for a while.  She is a really lovely girl, funny, attentive and that's where my problem lies.  Penny ticks so many of my boxes.  Really great attitude,  boundless enthusiasm and fit as fuck.  But I cannot get my head round just how unpleasant she was to kiss.  Maybe I was overly sensitive that day.  Maybe she had forgotten some mouthwash (although I suspect you would need a blow lamp to shift that.)  In any case, I would not put myself through that again .

Should I have said something?  Made up some excuse?  It would have sounded lame.  Should I have suggested a smoking cessation course?  I was there for my hole. not to pass on public health messages.

  In the interest of fairness, if you are a smoker, or unconcerned by the above, or if you have ageusia, I would recommend Penny.  If any of the above makes you pull a face, then you have been warned. Caveat emptor and all that.  For me, never again, so it's a negative.

[Name Not Found]

Interesting. Haven't seen her for a while but I don't recall detecting even a hint of smoke. Still, your punt, your experience. I can imagine it would be quite offputting if you're sensitive to it.

Thanks for reviewing.

[Shame]

Hey Tailspin. I’ve seen Penny about half a dozen times but never picked up on smoke. Strange. Gutted it spoiled it for you mate, she’s got a cracking body and she’s a great lay. 

[the fitter]

Can't say I experienced, any smokers breath, and I like you would be struggling with it. Your review may alert her to, her oral hygiene, as it's obviously a slip.

[bushman]

She's my go to girl in Aberdeen and don't like smoking myself. Just tell her before hand that smokers breath is a no-no for you.

[Happyjose]

Up to the OP how he rates his review, and if she was as bad as he says then fair enough, regardless of the fact she smokes, as is clear from her likes.

I do suspect he might have a bit of a hygiene phobia though

Very soft skin, and she smelled really fresh.  That might be an odd thing to say but I was struck by how clean and fresh she was.  Clearly she made the effort. 

[Punjabirap007]

She states she's a smoker on profile,she's not misleading  anyone on that subject .She's unlikely to quit because of nonsmokers. Simply book a non smoker if that's such an  issue. However she's unreliable of short notice,that's entirely different  thing and not good practice. The OP has rated this as negative, which is his right,it was so unbearably bad ,yet he managed to stay the whole hour? Why not cut booking short and ask for half hour back?

[Punjabirap007]

 Personally as an ex smoker I don't really understand this smoker bashing. Smoking tobacco or cigarettes is perfectly legal,and personal choice. It's also personal choice to book a smoker or nonsmoker. If I buy a pint of beer and label clearly states it's beer,I don't expect it to taste like milkshake

[Happyjose]

Personally as an ex smoker I don't really understand this smoker bashing. Smoking tobacco or cigarettes is perfectly legal,and personal choice. It's also personal choice to book a smoker or nonsmoker. If I buy a pint of beer and label clearly states it's beer,I don't expect it to taste like milkshake

Maybe so, but he adds to the site by posting reviews

and he paid 140 sheets and wasn't happy. His choice

[Punjabirap007]

 That's why I said, should have booking short after that kiss and half money back. That or ask her to use mouthwash

[Poopster]

His review, his rating. 

Debate it all you like, and I'm sure there'll be some who see this negative and still go to see the woman off the back of it, but it's how the OP rated the meeting. 

[Name Not Found]

However she's unreliable of short notice,that's entirely different  thing and not good practice.

What are you on about? Have you seen her? If so, why no review to highlight whatever issue you had with her supposed unreliability?

[bushman]

His review, his rating. 

Debate it all you like, and I'm sure there'll be some who see this negative and still go to see the woman off the back of it, but it's how the OP rated the meeting.

Indeed, I like negatives like these. Then I know exactly what to expect. This review won't stop me from seeing her again. And if I feel mouth wash or something else is required I will tell her.
The normal bugbear I have with smoking WG's are them not admitting they smoke when asked, flat stinking of smoke and me smelling of smoke after the event. You don't get that with Penny.

[Matrix]

That's why I said, should have booking short after that kiss and half money back. That or ask her to use mouthwash

Have you ever been in a situation which you've asked for cash back from a girl?

Have you ever seen a prostitute before?

[thecrippler]

Thanks for the review, justified negative if the smoke stink was as bad as you say but if only you’d mentioned it to her I reckon she would have cleaned up and you’d have had a better punt.

It’s 80/140 at the end of the day, for that money I’d have said something, in fact I’d have told her (politely of course  ) regardless of cost.

[bushman]

Thanks for the review, justified negative if the smoke stink was as bad as you say but if only you’d mentioned it to her I reckon she would have cleaned up and you’d have had a better punt.

It’s 80/140 at the end of the day, for that money I’d have said something, in fact I’d have told her (politely of course  ) regardless of cost.

+1
When dining out, if I'm not happy with my order/service I speak up, no different to punting. If she's a complete cunt about it then so be it. But I am sure Penny would have done something to satisfy the client.
I do accept that my view of Penny is a bit distorted as I like her as a WG and person. Hopefully the OP will be luckier with his next punt.

[Punjabirap007]

I'm just thinking is the system of positive/ neutral / negative enough?   A junkie and robber gets negative,then something like forgetting mouthwash gets put in same bracket? Maybe there's a way to make scoring system better but how?

[Name Not Found]

I'm just thinking is the system of positive/ neutral / negative enough?   A junkie and robber gets negative,then something like forgetting mouthwash gets put in same bracket? Maybe there's a way to make scoring system better but how?

It works perfectly well enough for everybody else. Maybe with your vast library of reviews, you will have identified some that don't fit into the categories everybody else uses; oh no, hold on....