Outcalls - neighbour obfuscation

[dilettante]

I was on call last weekend, I got called out on Sunday morning then felt horny so rang up a really cheap girl up the road in Dudley @ £40 per half hour - also the only one I could realistically risk visiting while on call.  Sure enough, I got up the road as far as Wickes and the phone rang - "Nah nah nah nah nah."  Went back and was kept busy for the next four hours.  The girl in question is a single Mum and I felt I "owed" her to honour the punt so rang her back suggesting an outcall, we agreed £70 inc OWO, to include her taxi fares.  I should really have just got on my bike at 10pm but she seemed keen on the outcall so left it at that, half-expecting further problems.

I wandered down the road to await her taxi as I certainly didn't want her turning up at the door - one taxi DID turn up 30 mins later, but it wasn't her.  So first problem - skulking around the neighbourhood for that long and people will wonder what you're up to (cycle time is only 30 mins, anyway).

Then she texted to say nearly there - second problem, taxi drops off "at top of the road", I don't want to be seen liaising with a 20-something, in my neighbourhood.  Then she didn't have any cash at all and I'd left the money for the punt at home and had to run back for it.

Third problem - I asked her not to talk as we approached my house, but - she had clacketty shoes, aaargh ... so on entrace and exit trying to disguise any link between sound of said shoes and sound of my door opening and closing - I live on a quiet street, right next to a neighbour living on her own, I know myself any sounds from the street are readily identifiable.

Then of course inside the house - I put a fan on pointing towards the neighbour's wall as only a single brick thick, hopefully that was enough.

Not a very good punt anyway, girl is really only a last resort.

So on balance I'd think twice before booking another outcall!  Any other similar experiences?

[daviemac]

Did all these problems come as a surprise to you when she arrived? Why would you want to take all those risks for a 'last resort' punt.

Can't understand the logic personally, if I don't want my neighbours to know I don't do outcalls. 

[Gordo987]

Are you being a bit paranoid? So you talk to a young woman in the street, so what? So you bring a young women home, so what? Are you a priest or something? Did the girl have a big neon sign on her back saying 'I am a prostitute'?

[Strawberry]

Most neighbours aren't playing spot the prossie, they are usually trying to get on with their lives. There are all sorts of reasons you could be meeting a younger woman, you could have met her on a dating site, Adult Friend Finder or lots of other reasons.

Skulking along, not speaking, stressing out looks far more suspicious than just walking to the door in a relaxed manner - assuming your neighbours were curtain twitching.

[Mara]

First of all, not having any cash for the taxi fare is unprofessional.
Secondly, I always make my clients aware that for an outcall I won't show up in a short dress, heavy make-up and high heels. I would usually dress like I would attend a business meeting and also carry my laptop with me.
So if the neighbours have a nosy look, they will think I am here to sell you insurance etc.

Of course this tactic may not work in the middle of the night but by then, most of them are asleep anyway.

[Corus Boy]

Most neighbours aren't playing spot the prossie, they are usually trying to get on with their lives. There are all sorts of reasons you could be meeting a younger woman, you could have met her on a dating site, Adult Friend Finder or lots of other reasons.

Skulking along, not speaking, stressing out looks far more suspicious than just walking to the door in a relaxed manner - assuming your neighbours were curtain twitching.

Much the same as my thoughts.  We feel guilty and that we stand out because we know what is going on.  However most people would not have a clue as to what is infront of their eyes, unless of course a soap opera is running a prostitution story!

My worst was when I was living on a very small housing complex, one road in and out, a roundabout at the top, all the houses in a circle around it.

I booked a girl from an agency, she arrived in a blaze of lights, loud car radio and car doors slamming.  Turns out the agency owner was acting as driver, he sat outside, on the roundabout, with the car engine running, lights on and engine running for the full hour 

[house music dave]

I've been through this many times before, it never gets any easier.

You'll all think i'm dumb but I started punting at university in my halls, what can I say that you haven't all heard before. i.e. In a wheelchair , halls were adapted for my needs, and I was a naive so and so 
here are the highlights!

1) Roxy:   "If those cunts don't stop staring at me, I'll smack them" these were surfer type students

2) Lola:  Accommodation manager  questions me about someone dressed in silk stockings and looking like a 50's burlesque dancer. (I'd asked for normal clothing and discretion) "Hi Dave who was that foxy lady you were with"...."it was an outside tutor". I got away with it he was cool and liked the fact that he could help someone with a disability out

3) Unexpected duo: Roxy and friend "we had a bad experience last night and didn't feel safe alone, plus i wanted my friend to meet you you are super cool (this was back when I was a "super fluffy"). Before we got to my halls on campus they started laughing like seagulls and being crude as anything one of them was wearing a summer skirt with no underwear. I was so fucking pissed off with them both, I know I'm an idiot to expect professionalism! how i wish I'd had UKP.

4) Carer questions me about woman she saw leaving, my heart went like crazy....."you don't have to tell me if you don't want" Crazy Bitch ratted to care agency and me and my other carers, both male had to deny it. This crazy bitch carer was known for having mental health issues, I should be nicer, but I was having a hard time feeling like scum and guilt for punting, I was drunk and I told her.

Care agency questioned me, I denied it, and laughed. She got fired.

I know for a fact if I'd have been on UKP back then i'd have got great advice.

My advice if in a sticky situation on an out call, quickly work out worst case scenario, just keep telling yourself that "he's got a prostitute round" is rarely the first conclusion.
make conversation with the people who might have seen to find out how much they know.
and just keep reminding yourself you have a right to be there and that on the whole you are a good neighbor.

The UK is a nation of curtain twitcher's but rarely will someone call you on having hired an escort.


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[Tjkooker]

Punted outcall good few times. I stick to my "type" of girl for this. Far easier to say I pulled her in a club/pub the week before. Always dark hair (one blonde but I had to!) below 5'5". Big boobs with fit or slim body. Always made up but discrete clothing. Apart from one who had stockings showing under skirt. I got asked by neighbour about that one. Just said she was a kinky bitch that wanted to try and impress me. Stuck to longer bookings as leaving after 1hr is blatantly obvious.

[Gigabyte]

At least half of my punts are outcalls, thats roughly 1 a week. I don't generally care about the neighbours and most are out during the day and when they get home usually aren't bothered with girls coming to my place. None of them have ever mentioned it and the girls turn up during the day and evening. Like the OP my house is in a small cul-de-sac, most of my neighbours are married with kids. If it was going to be an issue someone would have mentioned it by now I am sure.

Hopefully if they have guessed they don't think that my sister is one of my regulars as that could be embarrassing if they ask her how much she charges me.

[Gordo987]

At least half of my punts are outcalls, thats roughly 1 a week. I don't generally care about the neighbours and most are out during the day and when they get home usually aren't bothered with girls coming to my place. None of them have ever mentioned it and the girls turn up during the day and evening. Like the OP my house is in a small cul-de-sac, most of my neighbours are married with kids. If it was going to be an issue someone would have mentioned it by now I am sure.

Hopefully if they have guessed they don't think that my sister is one of my regulars as that could be embarrassing if they ask her how much she charges me.

FFS what are they going to say? 

[Gigabyte]

Well sort of my point exactly. Its not illegal, yes they might cause an issue with the landlady but thats as far as it could go and I doubt the landlady would give a shit with the amount I pay

[Gordo987]

Well sort of my point exactly. Its not illegal, yes they might cause an issue with the landlady but thats as far as it could go and I doubt the landlady would give a shit with the amount I pay

It's back to the old 'consenting adults' rule. The landlady or whatever can't stop homosexuals from doing what they do, so I suppose the same applies to heterosexuals. 

[dilettante]

Thanks for replies - yes I'm probably a bit paranoid and agree I've got the right to act as I like, but on balance I wouldn't do it again.  A young girl arriving at 10:30pm on Sunday and leaving 30 mins later is pretty obvious I think, and one thing I've learned from being on this forum is keep your punting absolutely as close to your chest as you can, even if you're not married! 

[Strawberry]

Thanks for replies - yes I'm probably a bit paranoid and agree I've got the right to act as I like, but on balance I wouldn't do it again.  A young girl arriving at 10:30pm on Sunday and leaving 30 mins later is pretty obvious I think, and one thing I've learned from being on this forum is keep your punting absolutely as close to your chest as you can, even if you're not married!

That's assuming your neighbours happen to be peering out the window at 10:30pm on a Sunday and again 30 minutes later.

[akauya]

That's assuming your neighbours happen to be peering out the window at 10:30pm on a Sunday and again 30 minutes later.

You never know... they might do....

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[smiths]

Thanks for replies - yes I'm probably a bit paranoid and agree I've got the right to act as I like, but on balance I wouldn't do it again.  A young girl arriving at 10:30pm on Sunday and leaving 30 mins later is pretty obvious I think, and one thing I've learned from being on this forum is keep your punting absolutely as close to your chest as you can, even if you're not married!

Nothing wrong with being paranoid in my view as long as it doesnt spoil your fun, if it does then that would be a big problem for me.

I have never and will never have an Outcall to my own home as it breaks my personal security, i wish to punt totally anonymously nowadays so having such an Outcall would break that.

Just look at what happened to Panel999 on here who had to leave due to a WG threatening to out him simply because he disclosed the Reverse Bid on A/W she agreed with him. The woman was a fruit and nut case and ANY WG could be like her for all a punter would know. Its good to hear not many punters have had problems with Outcalls, but that doesnt in anyway mean i have more confidence in doing them, it only takes one nutter to cause trouble of course.

[Strawberry]

Some nice legs in those photos. Sorry bit off topic but thought they were very amusing!

[Gordo987]

Thanks for replies - yes I'm probably a bit paranoid and agree I've got the right to act as I like, but on balance I wouldn't do it again.  A young girl arriving at 10:30pm on Sunday and leaving 30 mins later is pretty obvious I think, and one thing I've learned from being on this forum is keep your punting absolutely as close to your chest as you can, even if you're not married!

Measuring for a new kitchen? 

[galinsoga]

Just my two-pennyworth
If you are inviting a visitor to call or bringing one back - remember to SWITCH OFF any auto activated external lighting !! 

I have 1 x 500w and  2 x 150w external PIR lights at the front of my house and similar on another side.  I forgot to disable them 

Makes it a bit too obvious for the curtain-twitcher over the road

Gali

[DaveMugabe]

Some nice legs in those photos. Sorry bit off topic but thought they were very amusing!

I dont know how Akauya got that picture of me!

[dilettante]

The other side of the coin is that a lot of the time when I visit girls for incalls I wonder how they get away with it - living on a quiet residential side street with a constant flow of male visitors? - obvious!  Strawberry, I'm not saying the neighbour was aware or not, but put it this way, if I was sitting in my room on the PC with the window open and she had had an unusual visitor round, it would have sparked my attention, and I recognise the neighbours' footsteps, car engines, the lot.  She wouldn't gossip but others would (even if it's just 'conjecture'), I would avoid like the plague even giving them the chance so no more outcalls!

[Toshiba]

Another example of getting what you paid for

[Rochdull lad]

The other side of the coin is that a lot of the time when I visit girls for incalls I wonder how they get away with it - living on a quiet residential side street with a constant flow of male visitors? - obvious!  Strawberry, I'm not saying the neighbour was aware or not, but put it this way, if I was sitting in my room on the PC with the window open and she had had an unusual visitor round, it would have sparked my attention, and I recognise the neighbours' footsteps, car engines, the lot.  She wouldn't gossip but others would (even if it's just 'conjecture'), I would avoid like the plague even giving them the chance so no more outcalls!

I know what you mean, dilletante.

I live in a 3-storey block of flats which are u-shaped around a central courtyard; and, I kid you not, you can't fart in your own flat but that Mrs. W in No.7 knows about it!

An attractive younger woman on an Outcall would probably be the main item on the Agenda of the next meeting of the Flats' Management Committee!!  And even if they couldn't prove anything, I'd be the first name on the list of suspects!

[Roland D Hay]

I dont know how Akauya got that picture of me!

She was talking about the Collie! 

[DaveMugabe]

She was talking about the Collie! 

So was I!!!

[overhead]

Most neighbours aren't playing spot the prossie, they are usually trying to get on with their lives. There are all sorts of reasons you could be meeting a younger woman, you could have met her on a dating site, Adult Friend Finder or lots of other reasons.

Can you actually gets dates on those sites? News to me - lol

[Andre 3000]

I'm glad I don't have to go through some of the charades I'm reading about in this thread. 

I love outcalls. Luckily where I live is pretty anonymous and has a few fair good looking women living in the building. And Mrs 3000 and her friends are attractive, so having youngish looking women in my place doesn't raise an issue. So a lady turning up is no cause for curtain twitching. Not that we have any in this building.

I do have to say I'm very picky about who I see, only once has a woman dressed a bit OTT when coming to my house. But it was an afternoon when no one was around. Most of the woman I see don't 'look' like WG's the smarter ones come with clothes to change into.

[mh]

Can you actually gets dates on those sites? News to me - lol

I actually encountered a couple last week who had met on Plenty of Fish and had been together as a couple for over a year. I know people who had met on eHarmoney etc but always thought PoF was just for no strings sex!