Melina - 8 Greek Street Soho Walkup - AVOID

[JayEZ2K]

Location: 8 Greek Street (8GS) Soho Walkup, Saturdays

Name: Melina Romanian

Looks: Attractive, chubby, and young. Blonde-brown short med height, average frowny face, chubby, round belly, big round ass (not a bubble butt, just big), med tits, blue eyes, body like Melissa Lewis, maybe a bit better.

Paid: £65/20 minutes

Attitude: Blatantly terrible SP. The worst punt I've had in a long time. AVOID.

Details: After paying she refused body contact and instead kept insisting I take my clothes off and lay down. At that point I should have gotten a refund and left immediately, but I was thrown off since 8GS usually has good SPs.

Then she came with a condom to put it on my unexcited, flaccid cock. WTF 

She followed with a not so good OW, which was mostly hand. I kept having to tell her to suck it and not use her hand. The only good part was playing with her tits (covered) and ass. Next went to mish, which was terrible. She kept her legs straight and rigid to prevent penetration while also blocking with her hand. And that position also made it awkward and uncomfortable for me since I was stuck in a plank position. Then she had the gall to ask me not to lay on her, like WTF. So I'm basically trying to fuck her from a upward dog yoga pose with barely any penetration while trying not to put weight on her. After a while try to move to doggy, but the scammer plays dumb and argues with me like she doesn't understand, obviously to waste time, and probably in the hope that I lose wood, which I do. So then it's back to OW and HJ until I'm hard again, with her cursing in Romanian. I tell her to go straight to doggy, and AGAIN she moves like she's going to get into position, but then kneels there like she doesn't understand, wasting time, arguing with me and hoping I lose wood. Her English is fine so it's not a miscommunication. I lose wood again, but it doesn't matter anyways because she won't assume the position! She also tried to short me on time, but even if it's a shit punt I'm not going to leave early. I end up leaving at 20 minutes, I think more irritated than I've ever been after a punt.

I've reviewed upwards of 30+ WGs in Soho in the past year, and Melina at Greek Street was definitely the worst. 

[ralhar]

LOL too bad mate...

sounds like you should have fucking cut it short like half way through... just got dressed in silence and it let it hang int he air... ive done that before when its really bad... give the maid a look that tells her what happened as you leave.

£65 for 20 minutes is steeps as well... i know there was talk about prices before christmas but ive seen italian anna and nadia this year and they are still charging the same.

thanks for the warning and better luck next time.

[ManOFSteel]

She sounded like a true wood killer.

[gash bash]

Sounds just like my last punt with a lame polish prossie in Acton. I like the idea of staying for the whole duration of punt just to not let the prossie off early.

[joe diddley]

Might have been an idea to tell the maid afterwards. Sounds like Melina was an ill-advised tryout or emergency cover for this establishment. The only poor punts I've had at this address before were with Spanish Julia and with Zara (better known for 52GS where I had several memorably good punts with her). Neither experience, however, matched your one.  Shame as I like to try out the new talent at this address from time to time and your report has put me off a bit

[Liverpool]

Might have been an idea to tell the maid afterwards. Sounds like Melina was an ill-advised tryout or emergency cover for this establishment. The only poor punts I've had at this address before were with Spanish Julia and with Zara (better known for 52GS where I had several memorably good punts with her). Neither experience, however, matched your one.  Shame as I like to try out the new talent at this address from time to time and your report has put me off a bit

+1.
At the end of the day the maids are ultimately paid by the WG so if service is poor the WG won't be able to meet her "rent".

[JayEZ2K]

LOL too bad mate...

sounds like you should have fucking cut it short like half way through... just got dressed in silence and it let it hang int he air... ive done that before when its really bad... give the maid a look that tells her what happened as you leave.

£65 for 20 minutes is steeps as well... i know there was talk about prices before christmas but ive seen italian anna and nadia this year and they are still charging the same.

thanks for the warning and better luck next time.

I thought about cutting it short, but I hate the idea of making it even easier for her, and also allowing her to collect cash from the next hapless punter even sooner. So I always go until time's up. I should have canceled it before the action started, or if at midway I should have canceled got a partial refund.

Might have been an idea to tell the maid afterwards. Sounds like Melina was an ill-advised tryout or emergency cover for this establishment. The only poor punts I've had at this address before were with Spanish Julia and with Zara (better known for 52GS where I had several memorably good punts with her). Neither experience, however, matched your one.  Shame as I like to try out the new talent at this address from time to time and your report has put me off a bit

Yeah, it was odd since 8 Greek Street is well known for having good service providers. And after careful consideration, Melina was definitely the worst punt that I've had in Soho. I don't know if the establishment will do anything until punters stop visiting, so I thought that at least I could warn others. We'll see if her name is still showing on the rotas.


Looking at my notes, she might same (although with a change of hair colour and even worse service) as the negatively reported "Malina" at Green's Court described as Dark skin, chubby, Bug eyed brunette... "Malina, Bulgarian. Quite short, bit chubby. Firm medium tits. In her 20 something years. Quite average looks. Paid £65 for 20mins, no enthusiasm. Mechanical to the point of almost floppy dick. Hence oral and hand finish."

[WARSZAWA16]

Thanks very much for the review/warning. Sounds a terrible experience.