April (Noi) - Perth - Massage with HE

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50 quid; half-hour massage with HE.

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Saw some chat on the forum about the, well reviewed, Noi moving to Perth and changing her working name to April. Hadn't been for a decent Thai massage for a long time so, as I was in town for a few days, fancied giving her a go.

Comms; after a slow start, communication by text was fine. responsive and clear.

Location: Perth city centre; modern flats used by other Thai girls who work in the area.

Appearance; To be fair, I'm not a huge fan of Thai girls (I generally go for the massage quality, not the looks), but I didn't fine Noi/April very attractive. Nice enough body, but facially a bit hard for me. Dressed in a skimpy black outfit which was fine. Although I had tentatively booked an hour; when I saw her I downgraded to a half hour as I didn't have high expectations. She had obviously forgotten what I'd booked and didn't object.

The main event: Usual hiding behind the door shit. Shown into the massage room and she started talking, and talking, and talking..... Not a problem I thought; she'll shut up when the message gets going. Kit off; onto the massage table; back she comes, hot oil in hand, still talking shite (OK, it may not have been shite, but I'm old and deaf and her weird mixed Thai/Scottish accent had me completely befuddled - couldn't understand 90% of that came out of her gob), On to the massage, which was really very good; not to aggressive but quite a good workout as Thai massages go. I probably would have enjoyed it if she had SHUT THE FUCK UP for 10 seconds at any point. I tried being silent; that didn't work. I tried obviously ending talking points; that didn't work. In the end, I just gave up and let her talk bollocks while I just grunted half replies. I don't know about anyone else, but I go for a massage to relax, not to have a banal conversation. Meanwhile, as I said, the message it's self was really quite good. Massage over, it was time to turn over for the big finish. I would describe her techniques as 'interesting' and mechanical rather than erotic. Sure, it did the job, but it didn't feel very sensual. She seemed quite happy for me to feel her bum, thighs and tits during the HE, but it was clear that I wasn't getting any further and no clothes were coming off.

TLDR: Thai Milf with good massage skills; decent enough HE, nothing special, but she needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP! Won't bother to return. Too annoying.

[Davey Dykes]

No hint of FS or were you not after that?

I'd be thinking from the photos she's been using the last couple of years at least it was. Be disappointed if not.

[Name Not Found]

No hint of FS or were you not after that?

I'm sure from other reviews that FS is on offer. Not what I was looking for though. She advertises 1hr at £120 and I'd expect that is full service: price for a 1hr massage with HE was 80.

[Poopster]

When she was in Kirkliston there was some chat about her having two Vivastreet ads, one for massage and the other for FS, different names on both which is how she differentiated the services.  Might have been bullshit, I don't know, but if true she might have a similar system going in Perth.  Maybe.

[Jock D]

TLDR: Thai Milf with good massage skills; decent enough HE, nothing special, but she needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP! Won't bother to return. Too annoying.

This is my big beef with Thai women as well.

Over the years, I've had massages off umpteen different Thai's, yet I could count on one hand...with a couple of fingers to spare...the number that got on with the job without the shit talk.

For the uninitiated, the crap talk falls into one of these 2 categories...a complete & utter personal interrogation or inane, constant almost incomprehensible babbling on & on & on.

[Ipman1973]

TLDR: Thai Milf with good massage skills; decent enough HE, nothing special, but she needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP! Won't bother to return. Too annoying.

Does sound like a label you could stick on several round here ,  in fact a particular mentalist aka April !! And much like your own experience it was  my 1st and last visit (several years ago).

[chinafan]

She used to be some ride when she was in Glasgow.

[Marvlus69]

I had a few massages from Noi in Kirkliston with HE... was only £70
The massage was excellent, and finish was ok, but I wouldn’t pay 70 for half hour and it should be FS if £120 for the hour... there’s always one way to shut them up 😉😉

I work in Perth so will pay a visit soon and find out if it’s same person and what the rates are?

Not truly convinced it’s same person, without face pic it’s hard to tell with Thai’s

[Massagetugga]

The vivastreet ad is obviously FS rates 70 HH and 120 hour.

If youve been to kirkliston (not doubting it) the pics and what you can see of her should look pretty damn familiar! It is her she told me going to be there.