Author Topic: Pretty Jessica - Birmingham China Town, Infamous B&S Group - TOFTT  (Read 1287 times)


1 review(s) for Pretty.Jessicaxxx (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by alibirmingham]
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Offline alibirmingham

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She came across my radar earlier today and posted up on UKP for some feedback if anyone had seen her. No reply (to be fair I only gave it about an hour so no real surprise) so I decided I was in need of something new and would TOFTT


Link: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Price Paid and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services Requested: My usual selection of OWO, RO, 69, Ball licking etc. No kissing requested so not sure on this front.

Comms:

Profile only went up today and didn't have any of the usual hallmarks of this group but the reply and postcode gave it all away. Comms mostly by text replied to quick enough. All the usual stuff all done by maid. Confirmed services on offer and as per usual profile isn't 100%.No anal on offer, WS extra £20 as are the usual CIM etc.

Location:

Well reviewed apartment so nothing new to report. She was working from the Tesco apartment and not the one by the betting shop. 

Room:

Again reviewed a thousand times over so I'll skip this too

Appearance:

Profile pic is accurate and it is the WG in the pic however she is certainly not 24, easily 34 I would say. She told me been in the industry for well over 6 years so unless she started as a underage girl I call bullshit on the age displayed. Looks wise she is about right however what you can't really see in the pics is her slight double chin, Her height I would put around 5ft 5" or there about. Body wise was told a size 8 but more like a 10 borderline 12. Not slim or toned in any way, shape, or form. Breasts around a C cup I would guess, natural, and a bit sagging. But not granny tits so ok. She has a tummy and visible love handles, not my thing but perfect for someone who likes a well rounded lady. Legs on the thick side for my liking, arse was round and what I would describe as juicy but more fat then toned. Pussy was shaved (light stubble) but not tight or what I would find attractive. More like a "open flower" then "a Hidden entrance" if that makes sense to anyone.

Other key notes about her not on the looks front but personality wise is as mentioned been in the game many years, Speaks well enough English, prefers to work in London and will be going there very soon (within weeks or so she says) Also let slip that the maid takes 50% of the fee paid.

The details:

magic door and I enter, She looks like the profile pic so no B&S so again no reason to walk yet. Get into the room and clarify what was discussed with the maid. All ok but she wants £80 because I have too many wants :angry:. Apparently ball licking is extra  :dash: so I give my thanks and about to walk but she agrees to take the £60 on offer. I hate it when the WG's up their price in the room and I for one do not stand for it and happy to walk. Anyway fee paid and all good.

So told shower is a must for OWO and ball licking so no problem so I undress and into the shower. Plenty of fresh clean towels stacked up. Jump in but shower knackered and no hot water :dash:. Had to splash cold water onto myself and get out quick. Dried off and into room where she joins me after giving herself a quick clean.

Onto bed for OWO and she keeps talking, I engage to be polite and keep the punt on the right side of enjoyable. She swings into 69 and I have a taste, Not fresh although not a trip down Morrison's fish mongers aisle so I just don't partake and leave her to the OWO. Decent BJ and ball licking but not great. Then a lubed up HJ to round that off.

Now on with the raincoat and she jumps on RCG, Ok but penetration a bit shallow due to her larger thighs. She jumps of and whips the jacket off and gets ready to apply lube and jack me off to completion. NO NO NO, Aint having that so tell her we aren't done fucking. So this time me on top and again due to the larger thighs she's not flexible and penetration was too shallow for me to really get into it. Flip over for Prone Bone which was much better. Then she offers COT and that's something I've not done before so what the heck, I'll try it. Jacket off, lubed up and jerked to completion over tits.

She wipes herself, then me. As I get dressed she's off in the bathroom washing and talking to me and says something I found odd and concerning. She seems surprised that's there's no hot water. Now she should know this is she is keeping fresh and washing between punts. Made me glad I didn't feast earlier. She also said she had a tooth infection so OWO was probably best avoided but she tell same after.

Summary:

Usual low standards sadly, She's a nice enough chatty lady but just doesn't tick my boxes and coupled with the hygiene question mark, the attempted overcharging, and below average sex it just wasn't for me

Would I Visit again??

Even if she was a regular here I would have to say no

Offline Beamer

Thanks for the review.
Her profile would seem to indicate that she is British, but as you said her English was ok, I assume you dont think she is?

Offline greg101

Thank you for putting the review up.  Wow, not good.  Sorry you had a bad punt there, maybe try Colour and beauty next time mate.

Offline night-rider

Sorry to hear of your experience....Since Beautiful Ania's departure, this group has gone shyt!

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Sorry to hear of your experience....Since Beautiful Ania's departure, this group has gone shyt!

Tell me about it, She was by far the best ive had with this group. Funny you mention her as well. I saw a number on her Oxford profile so messaged it. Got replies but when i asked if it was Ania i was told no, So i asked when will she be around to which the reply was dont know or in other words NEVER lol

She clearly has quit which is a shame but i guess they all do eventually

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Thank you for putting the review up.  Wow, not good.  Sorry you had a bad punt there, maybe try Colour and beauty next time mate.

Yep, I think i will at some point soon

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Thanks for the review.
Her profile would seem to indicate that she is British, but as you said her English was ok, I assume you dont think she is?

Sorry, orgot to add that part. I did ask actually and she said she was half Greek and half Turkish. Didnt seem the typical Rom but defo no polish

Offline night-rider

Tell me about it, She was by far the best ive had with this group. Funny you mention her as well. I saw a number on her Oxford profile so messaged it. Got replies but when i asked if it was Ania i was told no, So i asked when will she be around to which the reply was dont know or in other words NEVER lol

She clearly has quit which is a shame but i guess they all do eventually

Yep....she was awesome, greatly missed.
I noticed a change in number a few days ago to and enquired...lol
Came to the same conclusion :(

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