It feels like I've spent nearly half the day on AWank trying to line up a punt for tomorrow in Zone 1 - and got absolutely fucking nowhere.
Half the profiles are either PG scammers or fakes, then, when you start to remove: the barebackers, B&S, pimped girls, munters, fatties, no reviews, fake reviews, gold diggers, EE gypsies and the one's who are just too damn lazy to pick up the phone, reply to an email or voicemail means it's like finding a needle in a haystack.
It's not the first time this shit has happened. At Christmas I had £600 set aside for general filth and debauchery and only managed to blow £250 max - pathetic. I'm almost sure It was never this bad on AW couple of years ago. Whether it's because the massive influx EE pro$$ies with (0) feedback have undercut the half decent women, forcing them to stack shelves in Tesco is anyone's guess. Looks like it'll be my right palm getting lucky tomorrow...
Shhod it ...[hic!]
... Am 'aving another Bellini.