Daftest words a woman can write on her profile?

[Ali Katt]

The old cliche "I realised I was giving it away for free for so long, so I decided to charge for it lol" - The only bigger turn off for me on a profile is openly advertising bareback.

[Bonker]

"...at discretion"

I'd like to say "payment is at my discretion".

[charming_red]

"We will make love" 

[winkywanky]

Or, more realistically, I will make money, you will make haste.

[Ali Katt]

Profiles complaining about punter's "smelly arses and nob cheese" is always a turn off.

[WARSZAWA16]

"Genuine". Whenever I see that I just automatically assume it is not.

[Ali Katt]

"Genuine". Whenever I see that I just automatically assume it is not.

Depends on the context. I think many use genuine to mean she will actually turn up and doesn't use fake pictures.

[Stealthmode]

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The whole profile is daft.

Q. Anal?   A. Nope, Haram (Haram meaning: forbidden or proscribed by Islamic law.)
Q. OWO?   A. That depends on your personal hygiene, if you are smelling fresh and clean then OWO is all good.

 

She also wont see black men, unless educated. Guess I’ll start looking for my GCSE Certificates.


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[winkywanky]

If anal is Haram, what about being a prostitute?

[Stealthmode]

If anal is Haram, what about being a prostitute?

Im tempted to ask her😂😂

She claims to be 20. States born in Holland, came to England in early teens (so 13 at the youngest), can speak dutch but her reading and writing is terrible. All while having a northern accent.

sounds like she is trying to hide her true identity with red herrings.

[Happyjose]

Read a profile recently that said -  "I get regularly tested, and all my tests come back positive"

 

[Ali Katt]

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The whole profile is daft.

Q. Anal?   A. Nope, Haram (Haram meaning: forbidden or proscribed by Islamic law.)
Q. OWO?   A. That depends on your personal hygiene, if you are smelling fresh and clean then OWO is all good.

 

She also wont see black men, unless educated. Guess I’ll start looking for my GCSE Certificates.


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£200 an hour.

[ianchar14]

Read a profile recently that said -  "I get regularly tested, and all my tests come back positive"

 

What the heck?? Going after that "booming" bug chaser market then?

[catweazle]

If anal is Haram, what about being a prostitute?

Apparently, certain Islamic sects permit a practise called "muta'a" which is 'temporary marriage' and Muslim prostitutes use this as their get-out.

[WARSZAWA16]

£200 an hour.

Looks like it would take the best part of an hour for her to get all that kit off!

[Brumish]

Apparently, certain Islamic sects permit a practise called "muta'a" which is 'temporary marriage' and Muslim prostitutes use this as their get-out.

The Saudi goat shaggers do this all the time they travel to the likes of Malaysia, Indonesia, etc.
I’m sure these cretins make the rules up as they see fit to satisfy their wicked needs.
Marry around 7pm....divorced before sunrise.
A bit like ar Henry, creating his own rules to satisfy his own needs.

[Dipper]

Looks like it would take the best part of an hour for her to get all that kit off!

 

[winkywanky]

Apparently, certain Islamic sects permit a practise called "muta'a" which is 'temporary marriage' and Muslim prostitutes use this as their get-out.

What, married for 30mins? 

[Stealthmode]

What, married for 30mins? 

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[winkywanky]

...in a way, a bit like a mut'ah fucker I guess...

And apparently, yes, the 'marriage' can last for as few hours. WTF.

[Thecunninglinguist]

There has to be a business opportunity here somewhere - A Parlour with a wedding chapel in the fouyer maybe?

[Knicks]

"Must have feedback"

And then after a straightforward punt she doesn't leave you feedback. 

[jammyjay]

Nationality: Romanian

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My reaction as soon as I see this

[kuck]

This profile picture 

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[Home Alone]

This profile picture 

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As for daft words, I see she's "critically educated". I could, er, criticise  her choice of words but think it'd be wasted!

[JayGatsby]

As for daft words, I see she's "critically educated". I could, er, criticise  her choice of words but think it'd be wasted!

Or you could Google it

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[Home Alone]

Or you could Google it

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Well, you learn something every day! Thanks, Jay.

Can't help wondering, though, if Bronwyn, or whoever wrote her Profile, was aware of that?

[JayGatsby]

Well, you learn something every day! Thanks, Jay.

Can't help wondering, though, if Bronwyn, or whoever wrote her Profile, was aware of that?

But more on topic - why on earth put it on a profile

I want to fuck her - not debate with her!

[Ali Katt]

"Must have feedback"

And then after a straightforward punt she doesn't leave you feedback. 

As I've said before it can be worse than eBay.

[tailspin]

I remember this from a profile (now gone):

"I don't need the money I just love cock and can't get enough"

She still charged £120 an hour

[Wooderz]

It's all daft to me. Look at the pics and see what is good about them because unless they are way out of accuracy to describe her that's about the best thing you have to go off..

Words are cheap.

you don't know until you seal the deal how accurate the description is but often what isn't mentioned is more a good indicator of likely performance.

"I will ensure you are processed and treated professionally as any good operative on the sexual conveyor belt would. Plenty of fake noises to give you the impression i am perhaps enjoying earning more money in half a hour than i could usually make in a whole day doing anything else"..

"mechanical servicing of a high standard, with particular emphasis on hygiene and getting you popped and off as quickly as possible so you can enjoy the rest of your day. Book 30 mins for only 20 pounds more than 15 and I can surely have you ready to go in 20 mins"..

 

Oddly, i wouldn't be particularly put off if any of the SP's were indeed so honest. (or humorous )..

[Shearer1955]

I read one profile where she said she was still at collage....I hope she isn't learning how to proof-read 

[Wooderz]

I read one profile where she said she was still at collage....I hope she isn't learning how to be proof-read 

I find the pieces of the puzzle don't come together until one meats it.. 

[WARSZAWA16]

I read one profile where she said she was still at collage....I hope she isn't learning how to be proof-read 

Perhaps she's just trying to get herself together.

[JayGatsby]

I read one profile where she said she was still at collage....I hope she isn't learning how to proof-read 

Its probably cut and paste from another profile   

[Shearer1955]

Its probably cut and paste from another profile   

I get the impression she was still putting the pieces together as to what the job is 

[Shearer1955]

or perhaps she dosn't know her a(rse) from her e(lbow)

[Ali Katt]

ASCII pictures. Is it a BBS from the late 90s?

[Ricki.Roma]

"I'm selling my used panties"

"Sugar daddy wanted"

"Must have at least 5 positive feedback on AW"

(3 different WGs)

[Ali Katt]

"I'm selling my used panties"

"Sugar daddy wanted"

"Must have at least 5 positive feedback on AW"

(3 different WGs)

None of that is ridiculous. Used panties - fuck yes I would love to take a pair home with me, but not for extra cost. Sugar Daddy wanted, well who wouldn't want somebody to buy them things? 5 Positive feedback, it's difficult as many don't leave it in return, but the escort is simply weeding out the time wasters.

[tynetunnel]

None of that is ridiculous. Used panties - fuck yes I would love to take a pair home with me, but not for extra cost. Sugar Daddy wanted, well who wouldn't want somebody to buy them things? 5 Positive feedback, it's difficult as many don't leave it in return, but the escort is simply weeding out the time wasters.

I myself am trying to persuade a WG I’ve seen a few times to let me keep her worn panties from the meet, so far unsuccessfully, not least because they match the bra   

[MrDizzy]

"Classy, upscale, deluxe courtesan - based in Croydon..."

[Bogof60]

Not really daft but one that made me chuckle.

Q What type of Men turn you on
A Big Hairy Ones

[TailSeeker]

I myself am trying to persuade a WG I’ve seen a few times to let me keep her worn panties from the meet, so far unsuccessfully, not least because they match the bra   

Could always ask her to wear unmatching, but going off what I know girls who sell used panties, they'll be cheapie primary.

I certainly wouldn't give any of my matching panties away (mostly as the set can disappear from braviss in 3 months, and they cost £15 to £20 a pair). The marks and sparks knickers I'd hand off. But everyone wants matching underwear.  what can you do?

Unless she's wearing a primark set, then she can easily hand it out and easily return the bra at customer services (having worked it, a decade back, solo bras and bra sets both have the same name on the till - doubt they've changed it since, so many returned partial bra sets using that). Good tactic, and better than the numerous pairs of soiled underwear people would try to return.

[Home Alone]

"BAREBACK SPECIAL OFFER FOR THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY."

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[pythondan]

There is a Rom profile just popped up for a girl called Ciociolina90 near me.

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According to the profile she is 3 feet 8 inches tall and weighs ten stone 

Profile has more emoticons than you can shake a stick at plus some Chinese (I think) writing 

[anglian]

“Classy.”

[Horizontal pleasures]

When the name of the woman in the title of the profile is not the same name as the one in the text.

[Home Alone]

"I am a genuine 20 year old teenager" External Link/Members Only

Two paragraphs on, "So I'm only just 18,"

Oh; and she's a Romanian bare-backer. 

[JayGatsby]

"I am a genuine 20 year old teenager" External Link/Members Only

Two paragraphs on, "So I'm only just 18,"

Oh; and she's a Romanian bare-backer. 

And add to that:

"I‘m only small as I stand at 5ft 3 tall "
"Height:    5'4" "

"I wear a UK dress size 6 "
"Dress Size:    8"