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Author Topic: Dollar of House of Divine, Victoria, London - 15 minutes of boredom  (Read 1301 times)

Offline iq129

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This was a half hour appointment back in November. At £70 the rate seemed quite reasonable for Central London and the photos of the girl looked very flattering on the agency’s website, so I decided to have half an hour of fun.

The premises were a 10 minute walk from Victoria station. It was a nice well presented basement flat. I was shown the room and offered the option of a shower, but I wanted to see the girl first, so at my request, Dollar came into the room.

I was instantly impressed. She looked very attractive. She has make-up in her photos, but she wasn’t wearing it; yet I found her very attractive. Although the website photos are exaggerated, Dollar was still very pretty. Lovely silky jet-black hair and a shortish curvy figure with lovely big eyes. It all looked good, so I handed the envelope with the cash and I took a quick shower.

Dollar was ready when I came out of the shower. She took her clothes off straightway, as if she was in a big hurry, either because she was so horny and excited or because she wanted the boring job over and done with quickly. I soon found out that it was the latter.

The girl seemed totally uninterested. I was expecting a decent GFE, but I got nothing of that sort. To start with, I only got a few hesitant pecks and when I tried to apply just a little bit force towards a proper kiss, Dollar pushed my face away and pretended that she could not breathe because her nose was stuffy. She was not interested in any form of foreplay. Only when I reminded her to provide me with oral, did she do so, and it was as if she had her mind elsewhere. When I went down on her, then it was as if I was providing oral to a dead girl. No sounds, nothing. She was very clean all over and smelt nice, but that’s not enough. In terms of service, the girl was just extremely mechanical. No interest whatsoever.

Within 10 minutes into the punt, and after virtually no foreplay, Dollar decided that it was time to end matters quickly, so she applied some lube and I penetrated her, more as a formality than anything else. I lasted 3 or 4 minutes and that was it. The punt lasted 15 minutes, including my shower, and the girl seemed glad it was over. Frankly, I was glad too. I then went to the bathroom to clean myself and when I came back, she was gone. No goodbye, see you again, etc.

Conclusion: A total waste of time. I knew I was taking a risk with a Romanian girl and I chose her just because of her looks and the hype about her service on the agency’s website.
I would still not give the girl a negative as she was not rude or abusive, but she does deserve a neutral that is very close to a negative.

I don’t have many complaints about the agency. They provided the same girl as was on their website, although the description of her service was severely exaggerated. I also feel that the photos of the girls are exaggerated, but I have not seen any of the others, so I can't say that for sure.

The only bright side to this punt was that the agency was professional in terms of communication and their premises were well clean and well decorated, and the bedroom had an en-suite shower. The bed was very comfortable too, not that it was put to much use.

There’s no way I am returning to see Dollar or any Romanian girl, anywhere, as this was my second consecutive bad experience with a Romanian girl.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2019, 11:20:08 pm by iq129 »

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Thanks for the review. Sounds like you were short changed in more ways than one. A very mechanical, robotic, impersonal service by the sounds of it too. Timekeeping really is not HOD's strong point at present as many recent reviews and observations have pointed out.

Offline king tarzan

pity.. does look delicious...  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbs down: for poor service....
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Offline iq129

Thanks for the review. Sounds like you were short changed in more ways than one. A very mechanical, robotic, impersonal service by the sounds of it too. Timekeeping really is not HOD's strong point at present as many recent reviews and observations have pointed out.
Short changed and time keeping problems happen when you pay for a service and you get it but your time is cut short. Here it was about getting zero service even in the 15 minutes I had. Very poor. Not worth even the Travelcard cost let alone £70.

Offline oppaiSuki

Short changed and time keeping problems happen when you pay for a service and you get it but your time is cut short. Here it was about getting zero service even in the 15 minutes I had. Very poor. Not worth even the Travelcard cost let alone £70.

Sounds very similar to my punt. I was tempted to give a negative too

SlamBoy

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FIRST:

The girl seemed totally uninterested. I was expecting a decent GFE, but I got nothing of that sort . . .

That is absolutely standard at HOD these days. They lie about services ALL THE TIME.


SECOND:

The punt lasted 15 minutes, including my shower, and the girl seemed glad it was over. Frankly, I was glad too. I then went to the bathroom to clean myself and when I came back, she was gone. No goodbye, see you again, etc . . .

Again, this happens all the time at HOD. They know about it, because they read these forums, they just don't give a shit. All they care about is lying to you about service, getting your money, and getting you out as quickly as possible. Read some of my prior HOD reviews. Girls just bailing out even though you have paid for their time is almost universal at HOD.

THIRD:

I don’t have many complaints about the agency. They provided the same girl as was on their website, although the description of her service was severely exaggerated.

Are you kidding? What on earth are you talking about? It is idiotic attitudes like this that let the Divines keep fucking punters over. You should have a MASSIVE problem with any agency that tells you you will get certain services, takes your money on that basis, and doesn't deliver them. They are frauds and liars. Very fucking simple. And this also happens all the time there.

FOURTH:
. . . this was my second consecutive bad experience with a Romanian girl.

This isn't about Romanians. It's about HOD and the shit service they give to punters who won't call them out on it (or excuse it, like this punter) so they keep getting away with it.

SlamBoy

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And this review should ABSOLUTELY be a NEGATIVE - short changed on time AND services. FFS  :dash:

Offline iq129

And this review should ABSOLUTELY be a NEGATIVE - short changed on time AND services. FFS  :dash:

I tend to agree more with you than disagree. If service is considered as the sole criteria for the review then this review should have been a big negative, but my review was of the entire experience and not just the service. Had the girl been rude, abusive or seriously lacked hygiene, then yes, a big negative in all aspects. I did not blame the agency because they did not get me out in 15 minutes. There was no knock on the door and as far I know, the girl was not busy that day so there was no incentive for the agency to instruct the girl to get me out quickly. The agency did not have control over what went on in the bedroom.

However, HoD do have control over what they advertise, and grossly advertising the girl's services and attitude on the website is misleading and false advertising. Their bio on the girl says "Dollar is a passionate kisser and has great attitude – time with this young vixen will be time well spent and you’ll want to return again and again". This is absolute nonsense judging from what I experienced. Total bullshit.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2019, 11:23:42 am by iq129 »

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Suspect there's an unwritten rule/general acceptance from most of the girls that work at HOD that they need to "keep the line moving" and that's ideally by getting people in and out (no pun intended) as quick as possible.

Offline Meursault

Suspect there's an unwritten rule/general acceptance from most of the girls that work at HOD that they need to "keep the line moving" and that's ideally by getting people in and out (no pun intended) as quick as possible.
They clearly book back to back so the girls are under real pressure to get things done in 25 mins or less on a 30 minute booking. I've recently seen two excellent girls there but I was badly short changed on time in one instance and had to wait in a boiling hot, windowless laundry room, with no chair on both occasions.  Filthy pimps. They should book with 10 minutes between bookings. It gives the girls more chance and would encourage repeat business.

Offline Meursault


This isn't about Romanians. It's about HOD and the shit service they give to punters who won't call them out on it (or excuse it, like this punter) so they keep getting away with it.
+1
There are some excellent Romanian service providers out there and some really shit English, Polish, Hungarians etc too

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+1
There are some excellent Romanian service providers out there and some really shit English, Polish, Hungarians etc too

+ Another 1.

Thanks for the review and sorry to hear you had what was clearly a NEGATIVE time. With my hot list looking thin I was considering returning to HOD out of desperation and Dollar  was a candidate as she reminded me of former HOD star performer Tina. Clearly her service isn't similar.



Offline Fully Sated

Thank you for contributing, posting your first review. Sorry it was not a good encounter. Please include a photo or two, when referring to them in your review, if possible, thanks. I hope that your next service provider is much better. Her are some of her previous reviews;

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=235830.msg2407558#msg2407558
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171288.0

...the photos of the girl looked very flattering on the agency’s website...Although the website photos are exaggerated, Dollar was still very pretty.

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« Last Edit: January 20, 2019, 07:12:18 pm by Fully Sated »

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im not sure why HOD do t just charge 10 quid more and allow a bit more time. I'd far prefer that. Given the ease of booking and venues I can't see they would lose much trade. They are surely losing more as their reputation for rushing people and leaving them waiting in cupboards grows.