Dull service. Ok fuck. Photos are BS. Also known as Olivia at Admiral Escorts
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50 paces from a Harrods entrance. Large flat with an en-suite room that’s got a large mirror at the foot of the bed.
Appearance:6.5
Facially the photos look C&P and she isn’t all that far from being a pig in a wig with her hair extensions being quite shit. Epica has a decent whippet body with tight bolt-ons, the photos are accurate in that respect. If Epica smiled a lot or went full-on with the affection she’d probably pass muster, but her pissy dullard attitude makes her a nobody.
Performance:7
I received the old
”sit down” at the start and she failed to smile for quite a while and acted like a pissy cunt for the most of the time. After two pecks on the lips she went for OWO, when I asked for more kissing she said she had to get me hard by sucking me off, I said kissing would get me hard but she knew better and valiantly sucked away for several minutes getting me close to a semi. She then had the good nous to go straight to some lip pecking (about six) and this got me past a semi. Then back to OWO and Epica in all her wisdom knew that oral was just to get me hard and then once this was achieved she wanted to move onto sex.
She nearly charmed me by kissing me during CG but this was for a few seconds only. In CG she did look up to the ceiling and made a lot of noise which was good and kept me from going soft. We then moved onto the only highlight where I pounded her in doggie while watching myself in the mirror and she really surprised me by going from being such a dull bore to continuously screaming out louder than perhaps I’ve heard before. I shot in the bag.
She came across as an arrogant muppet in the subsequent chat and didn’t want to listen to my advise after she said she’d like to make a good go of London escorting. I tried to initiate some final kissing and she just reminded of what a dull bore she is.
£100 for 30 minutes
