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External Link/Members OnlyHad a small time slot free before a flight out of East Midlands Airport and fancied an erotic massage so scanned AW and not many green lights on. Daisey’s profile stuck out as the only young hottie who offered a massage service so decided to give her a call. Whilst I don’t usually go for red heads her pictures looked hot.
Comms
Called in the first instance - picked up quickly and sounded sultry, shy but I kinda liked that. Was definitely English and sounded local so all good. Agreed time and she then sent me post code by text.
We actually exchanged a few texts after that which was nice and she even gave me house number and street before I even turned up which is rare.
Venue
I always check the location on street map before I actually go and it looked like a half decent street. The village where she is (Long Eaton) is quite picturesc!
Got to the door and she was there waiting. Unfortunately the house is a complete dump! More like student digs. Up the creaky stairs and into a bedroom which was clearly lived in by a bloke who doesn’t dust, hoover or decorate. Asked to use the bathroom as needed a wee and it was one of the worst bathrooms I’ve ever been into!
The bath suite was something from the 90’s, dirty, mouldy and the toilet had shit stains all around it. It was disgusting and certainly no women would ever shower in this room or even want to sit on that toilet! Leave I told myself!
The double bed was comfy but again I doubt the bed sheets and duvet cover had been changed in months. I laid on a towel which looked clean.
The Girl
It’s definitley the girl in the photos however.... photos I would say she was 18/19 years old and now I thing she’s 5 years older and probably a size 14, much larger body. I would say she’s maybe had a child since those pics or just pulled on the Lbs.
When I got back in the room she asked if I wanted a massage and sex and I said I’d just go with the massage. Wanted to get in and out by this point.
She’s quite shy, not much confidence. She was wearing a boring frumpy dress when I got there and when I got back from the toilet she was stripped to her bra and knickers - not that appealing. She then stripped completely. Was quite disappointed as she’s enticing people based on old photos and is charging £80 for 30 mins and £140 for the hour which is ludicrous!
The Service
Asked for massage only and HE. Didn’t want anything else from her. Paid £80 (yes I know I’m a mug) for half hour.. She actually gave a half decent massage. Spent 20 mins on my back with her straddling me giving good strong massage to my back. The odd reach around. Light chit chat. Onto my back and light massage, got me hard and then I exploded on her tits (which are quite big btw). Wiped up, got dressed and then left.
She said that she doesn’t get much business and sits around a lot of the day. No surprises why!
Would I return?
Hell no!
Looks - 4/10
Service - 4/10
Venue - 2/10
If I wasn’t getting on a flight after I would have bailed on this as soon as I arrived or as soon as I saw the bathroom / bedroom. As with most of us I’m guided by my penis
Nice girl to talk too and massage not bad but those are the only highlights. Everything else negative and definitely over priced services.
