TS Review - Samy Colombiana in Haringey ~ Rubbish, avoid

[winkywanky]

Samy Colombiana - External Link/Members Only.

30mins for £60. Modern apartment block overlooking Duckett's Common, just across the way from Turnpike Lane tube station.

Comms - excellent considering she's Colombian, both text and on phone.

Well, I've been spoilt by two very good visits to Sofia UK (my only ever TS punts) and I'd have seen her again, but she's unavailable until next week. So I thought what the heck, I'll check out some other TSs for the sake of variety. WRONG (in this case).

Samy's pics are very fine, showing a feminine face and a very womanly figure. On the phone I asked her if all the pics were real, she said yes. Her voice very feminine, could pass for a girl's. Agreed on 30mins and I was on my way (some distance). Parked up, texted and was texted back the flat no.

Through a security gate, then a security door and into the hallway to find her door. I tapped lightly and it opened, revealing a tallish, dark girl, attractive face, and the one in the ad as far as I could tell. Walking through behind her it became apparent that the pics of the fulsome behind were NOT of her. However, a very trim figure with slim but womanly hips. Nice.

We talk a little, and she's friendly and smiley, with a sexy demeanour. She puts my hand on her arse, and hers on mine. A little embrace. I'm feeling OK about things and little Winky is twitching his approval. I hand over the dosh. She stashes it and returns. Starts to undress me but it's clear she doesn't want kissing on the mouth. Hmm. I'm undressed and she's down to her knickers and a tight-fitting top thing. I sneak a little feel and it becomes apparent that her tits are chicken fillets in a bra. Disappointing. Nevertheless, little Winky is raring to go and she immediately reaches for a condom before going anywhere near him with her mouth. Oh dear  .

Lacklustre blowjob, and by this time I just want to fuck her and be done with it. But oh no...she'll only fuck in a 60min booking. WTF?  This has turned into a nightmare punt and all I want to do is release the pressure in my bollocks. So I get her to lay on the bed and I jack off all over her top, much to her dismay. This makes me feel a little better  .

I dress in silence, and I'm outta that door. Total time around 20mins.

2hrs of my life wasted, as well as £60.

We live and learn. Not.

Avoid at all costs. Sofia, you are so gonna get it when I see you next  .

[tantraman]

Aw shucks, winkywanky ... I'm sorry for your experience, but am thankful for your warning.

This TS ought to be renamed Scammy Colombiana!

At least you have TRANS SOFIA UK to look forward to ... but get in line!

[winkywanky]

Thanks TM.

She has no AW ad so all her likes weren't obvious beforehand, Birchplace has simply a space for an SP to add photos and write some blurb. I SHOULD HAVE ASKED ON THE PHONE  . I knew early on that she'd lied about the photos but she still looked prettty hot. Lesson learnt. Hopefully. But having driven some distance and she still looked pretty hot, I though fuck it. But even that wasn't on the cards  .

I should have asked for at least a partial refund but of course as can often be the case, the sheer crapness of a punt can slowly evolve, and up to that point you were kind of OK with things.

From memory Sofia is available from next Thurs  .

[mitrapanu]

Thank God, you booked only a 30 mins session.  Otherwise you would have lost more money.

[winkywanky]

Yes indeed. I tend to be a 30mins man anyway, but certainly 30mins on a first punt in case it's not as good as I hope for.

Which sadly, was very much the case here.

[onlyonceplease]

It's on hotlist for me as I luv natural harmonal TS chest...and many don't offer receiving in 30 mins as if u call them before theyve douched they won't bother.... So comfirming is the best thing... How was her English
And with experience I can easily see the body pics are not hers as they contradict a masculine tv face..

Yes indeed. I tend to be a 30mins man anyway, but certainly 30mins on a first punt in case it's not as good as I hope for.

Which sadly, was very much the case here.

[winkywanky]

It's on hotlist for me as I luv natural harmonal TS chest...and many don't offer receiving in 30 mins as if u call them before theyve douched they won't bother.... So comfirming is the best thing... How was her English
And with experience I can easily see the body pics are not hers as they contradict a masculine tv face..

Apart from all the other stuff I mentioned, her 'personal skills' were pretty crap too, no connection whatsoever. Whether this was because everything I asked for she said 'no' (and therefore felt uncomfortable), I don't know. No kissing, at all.

Pretty rubbish all round, IMO.

[jon22992]

Sorry about. I hate punts like that. Misleading deceptive appearances. Especially at prices under £100 you have to question if they're CDs.

[winkywanky]

I think she was on hormones, the voice and very smooth, hairless skin would suggest that.

In which case she quite possibly had very small 'budding breasts' (which I find a big turn-on), but many TSs seem to want to have big knockers so tend to cover them up with chicken fillets in a bra until such time as they get implants.

[mitrapanu]

I think she was on hormones, the voice and very smooth, hairless skin would suggest that.

In which case she quite possibly had very small 'budding breasts' (which I find a big turn-on), but many TSs seem to want to have big knockers so tend to cover them up with chicken fillets in a bra until such time as they get implants.

This is my secret passion....I have no one to share with. Hence I sometimes write strange stuff in the forums. It's like I am actually talking openly to my mates, and this is not a secret anymore.

Anyways... I just wanted to say that, I like TSs. I don't like CDs. But strangely enough, the best sex that I have had, in my life, was with a CD!   

[onlyonceplease]

Same here.... For some reason TV/cd are more passionate in bed... Specially the feminine ones

This is my secret passion....I have no one to share with. Hence I sometimes write strange stuff in the forums. It's like I am actually talking openly to my mates, and this is not a secret anymore.

Anyways... I just wanted to say that, I like TSs. I don't like CDs. But strangely enough, the best sex that I have had, in my life, was with a CD!   

[winkywanky]

I suspect it may be because they still have their natural testosterone-driven male sex-urge, unaffected by the taking of female hormones.

Of course as the punter though, that has to be balanced with how 'female' you want them to be.

[mitrapanu]

 
I find sex very complicated.
More often than not, I have had poor experiences with escorts whom I have followed (online) for ages...leching at their beautiful body pics.
And then certain times, I've had awesome experiences with very cheap and mediocre looking escorts.
Its more than just looks....I think its a combination of attitude and that mysterious thing called chemistry.

[Limauk18]

Is she still around?