Do you have a unicorn?

[Ali Katt]

I've looked and used the search and couldn't find this topic covered before. A unicorn being "something that is highly desirable but difficult to find or obtain."

I've not managed to find a size 16 Chinese girl that offers full service including OWO, CIM isn't a deal breaker and large natural DD or above breasts.

[ShadowProclamation]

An escort with three breasts, like the one in Total Recall 

Once saw a clip for a porno starring a lady with two assholes. Freaks occur for real, not just in sci fi. Would be intriguing to meet such a lady! 

[WARSZAWA16]

An escort with three breasts, like the one in Total Recall 

Once saw a clip for a porno starring a lady with two assholes. Freaks occur for real, not just in sci fi. Would be intriguing to meet such a lady! 

Lily Allen has got 3 nipples and she's not shy about it either:

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[Bangers and Gash]

Once saw a clip for a porno starring a lady with two assholes. Freaks occur for real, not just in sci fi. Would be intriguing to meet such a lady! 

Diane Abbot has two assholes. She shits out of one and talks out the other. 

[Herts_Outcaller]

My Unicorn would be a good looking girl that swallows, does anal, is a good price, is local to me in the sticks, answers the phone every time and doesn't mess me about, doesn't ask me to come early and doesn't charge extra for basic things

Instead today I was told that shower gel was £20 extra.    She was joking of course, but still asked me 20 times. I didn't even use the shower gel

[ianchar14]

Asian TG with big enhanced breasts and a functional penis, lol

[TailSeeker]

I've looked and used the search and couldn't find this topic covered before. A unicorn being "something that is highly desirable but difficult to find or obtain."

I've not managed to find a size 16 Chinese girl that offers full service including OWO, CIM isn't a deal breaker and large natural DD or above breasts.

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Interesting, the definition has certainly changed, at least since I was younger a unicorn was a bisexual women who joined in for an MFF threesome, no discussion before and disappeared immediately after.

[Steely Dan]

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Interesting, the definition has certainly changed, at least since I was younger a unicorn was a bisexual women who joined in for an MFF threesome, no discussion before and disappeared immediately after.

Yes still mostly that.  Or anything impossible like a good resolve to brexit.

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[Waterhouse]

An escort with three breasts, like the one in Total Recall 

Once saw a clip for a porno starring a lady with two assholes. Freaks occur for real, not just in sci fi. Would be intriguing to meet such a lady! 

Sods law if ever you did find such a WG, she wouldn't offer anal. 

[Plan R]

A chunky rimmer/swallower, local(ish), works Sat/Sun evenings, all services included in the 30min price.
One day she'll turn up...
 

[LLPunting]

Diane Abbot has two assholes. She shits out of one and talks out the other. 

I think you'll find it's a profuse amount of shit out of both ends.

[lovespike]

I met my unicorn.

Unfortunately it was at a porn convention and she wasn't offering as far as I was aware.

[cotton]

My Unicorn would be a good looking girl that swallows, does anal, is a good price, is local to me in the sticks, answers the phone every time and doesn't mess me about, doesn't ask me to come early and doesn't charge extra for basic things

Aside from the anal question, the main stumbling block for me would be answering the phone every time and being there when you need her ,  most its very hit and miss just getting hold of them , i could put up with a bit of messing around if they just had there phones on and answered them.
 

[S.X. MacHine]

Diane Abbot has two assholes. She shits out of one and talks out the other. 

 

[WARSZAWA16]

A 25 year old Linda Lusardi clad in black stockings, black knickers and black bra. Think I've very much missed the boat there though! Anyway, always a nice thought............

[hamchang]

I've looked and used the search and couldn't find this topic covered before. A unicorn being "something that is highly desirable but difficult to find or obtain."

I've not managed to find a size 16 Chinese girl that offers full service including OWO, CIM isn't a deal breaker and large natural DD or above breasts.

Fat chinese girls are easy to pull. Just find one, be nice to her, and you will be able to do anything you like with her.

[winkywanky]

Diane Abbot has two assholes. She shits out of one and talks out the other. 

 

[Ali Katt]

Fat chinese girls are easy to pull. Just find one, be nice to her, and you will be able to do anything you like with her.

I want it on my own terms. Not some fake pretending to be nice or on the promise of a relationship.

[nbarnes]

A hot, mentally stable submissive. (yeah, I'm a plastic dom deal with it)

NOW THAT'S A UNICORN.

Found one in December, but she's fucked back off to Devon (review soon!)

[Ali Katt]

A hot, mentally stable submissive. (yeah, I'm a plastic dom deal with it)

NOW THAT'S A UNICORN.

Found one in December, but she's fucked back off to Devon (review soon!)

Finding subs isn't that hard, I seem to find more switches.

[Punterenas]

The hot crazy matrix

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Above an 8 hot, below a 5 crazy.

[PunterSthompson]

A hot, mentally stable submissive. (yeah, I'm a plastic dom deal with it)

NOW THAT'S A UNICORN.

Found one in December, but she's fucked back off to Devon (review soon!)

Where’s that review!!! I want to tap this lady up.... lol

[Home Alone]

Well, I have a number of Unicorns  - is that the definition of horny? Sorry about that; "taxi for Home Alone!" 

They're all connected with satisfactorily achieving various services for the first time before I might have, kind of reluctantly, to call time on my punting career as I move into my mid-70s.

I'm not saying they'll all be difficult to find, but I'm going to encounter some problems connected with my physical difficulties in carrying them out satisfactorily. At present, I'm researching the girls/women who'd be appropriate to book for each of them.

[django0700]

Diane Abbot has two assholes. She shits out of one and talks out the other. 

  Brilliant !!!!

[Horizontal pleasures]

a mature randy lady who is available on Tuesdays ....

more rare:
sisters
mother and daughter

[unclepokey]

Diane Abbot has two assholes. She shits out of one and talks out the other. 

+1   

[Ali Katt]

a mature randy lady who is available on Tuesdays ....

more rare:
sisters
mother and daughter

I don't know twin sisters has always appealed to me, but I think in reality they would probably be more into each other.

[satyromaniac]

Iv always wanted to stumble into a convent like poor sir Galahad!



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[Mr Sinister]

I want it on my own terms. Not some fake pretending to be nice or on the promise of a relationship.

Well if you get one fresh off the boat it would be on your own terms, never been with one but been told girls from the far east are quite submissive towards westerners.

[Romeo Sensini]

a mature randy lady who is available on Tuesdays ....

more rare:
sisters
mother and daughter

Goldwing reviewed a sister duo in the Manchester area

[destiny2016uk]

Currently on a forlorn search for a fit, slim London WG who does Fisting & Anal Stretching on men

It would appear only WGs of the larger build offer these services

[TailSeeker]

Currently on a forlorn search for a fit, slim London WG who does Fisting & Anal Stretching on men

It would appear only WGs of the larger build offer these services

Look for a dominatrix? They might not offer sex, but some will offer fisting and stretching on you.

[destiny2016uk]

most dommes on AW are out of my budget at more than 150 per hour

[JimmySW]

A hot, mentally stable submissive. (yeah, I'm a plastic dom deal with it)

NOW THAT'S A UNICORN.

Found one in December, but she's fucked back off to Devon (review soon!)

Even a link would be helpful - I'm in Devon!

[GreyDave]

An escort with three breasts, like the one in Total Recall 

Once saw a clip for a porno starring a lady with two assholes. Freaks occur for real, not just in sci fi. Would be intriguing to meet such a lady! 

I and a few others on here on the Soho Walk pages may well remember the Busty Girl with 3 proper Nipples the third was on the side of he left breast and had a good2inch diameter aerola

Not like  lilly allen and her wart which she shows off at every TV show interveiw

[bbwandy72]

I don't know twin sisters has always appealed to me, but I think in reality they would probably be more into each other.

Unlikely, but for me that would make it even better. Identical twins that were into each other? Sign me up!

Other than that, massive implants (3000cc+) on a girl offering a full range of services in London at a reasonable price.

[Prof O lactic]

I reckon if any single one of us found our "unicorn" our ability to sign in and report would mysteriously dissappear .

    

[Ali Katt]

Unlikely, but for me that would make it even better. Identical twins that were into each other? Sign me up!

Other than that, massive implants (3000cc+) on a girl offering a full range of services in London at a reasonable price.

Would barebacking skank Bambi Black fit the bill, she's toured London before?

[somethingrandom]

Natural blond, surfer girl, 5'3, intelligent, beautiful, slim, passionate, early 20's, attainable part timer.



I found my unicorn last night 

Unfortunately she is quite expensive, won't be working much longer and certainly won't be advertising.
I am hoping I get kept on as a very occasional regular, time will tell.

[bbwandy72]

Would barebacking skank Bambi Black fit the bill, she's toured London before?

Mostly, yes. She's not quite as big as I'm looking for, and facially she's not really my thing, but I'd probably go for it anyway were it not for the barebacking skank part. Her creampie cumslut offerings to all and sundry make it a no, though. She also comes across as a bit unhinged in her porn videos, which would put me off as well.

[Widescreen]

An escort with three breasts

Eccentrica Gallumbits is the far-famed triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. 

[Vivago]

A real hermaphrodite would be an interesting bed partner.

[Ali Katt]

Mostly, yes. She's not quite as big as I'm looking for, and facially she's not really my thing, but I'd probably go for it anyway were it not for the barebacking skank part. Her creampie cumslut offerings to all and sundry make it a no, though. She also comes across as a bit unhinged in her porn videos, which would put me off as well.

I've never seen her, but when she started out she was £100 an hour. Now her prices are £160. The barebacking thing is disgusting, more so when they are creampie gangbangs.

[tynetunnel]

Natural blond, surfer girl, 5'3, intelligent, beautiful, slim, passionate, early 20's, attainable part timer.



I found my unicorn last night 

Unfortunately she is quite expensive, won't be working much longer and certainly won't be advertising.
I am hoping I get kept on as a very occasional regular, time will tell.

Enjoy her mate, she sounds lovely 

I’m meeting a new girl this week who looks like she might be my unicorn. Time will tell   

[CoverMyEyes]

My unicorn would be someone that looked like the first girl I fucked. Long time ago now, but for nostalgia purposes...

[The Owl]

My unicorn would be two local escorts as good in every way as two I met from outside my area, but they both offer CIM, swallow and anal. Thankfully I already have a local escort that does that but I want the other two as well.

[Ipman1973]

Diane Abbot has two assholes. She shits out of one and talks out the other. 

Same as every other politician.

[Sticky]

Someone with non-natural hair colour, piercings, tattoos with natural bigger boobs and around a size 12 (actual, not advertised) who was local and more importantly was reasonably down to earth so there'd be a good rapport as well as sex.

[Ali Katt]

Someone with non-natural hair colour, piercings, tattoos with natural bigger boobs and around a size 12 (actual, not advertised) who was local and more importantly was reasonably down to earth so there'd be a good rapport as well as sex.

Not in Cardiff, boyo, but she sometimes tours. You did win the lottery didn't you?
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In all honesty had she still been the price she was when she first started I could have been tempted, but that price is fucking obscene all because she did a few scenes for Brazzers.

[jaszyj87]

A real hermaphrodite would be an interesting bed partner.

one in manchester, black actually says shes intersex not hermaphrodite bt its the same thing