Author Topic: Bristol Thai Spa – Two Mile Hill Kingswood, Bristol  (Read 5239 times)

Offline j4ckw1ll5

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Saw this one pop up on Gumtree & thought I’d give it a go. Rang & had a chat with manager who seemed friendly enough (wouldn’t give her name). Said she had 2 girls working today, both young & beautiful, cost £30 for 30mins or £45 for an hour. I asked why 30mins was £5 more than Patty’s & others up the road? She assured me the newly refurbished place & girls made it more than worth the extra £5.
Thought fair enough I’ll give it a go so booked for an hours time.

Venue: As you’d expect but definitely new & cleaner, Lazyboy style chairs to sit in on arrival & offered coffee, tea or water. Made welcome by manager (short plump-ish lots of make-up). There were 2 workmen in who were building another wall for a massage room. I joked with the manager that the noise would put me off to which she offered me £5 back of the £30 I’d paid. I took it thinking nice I’ll put this towards the ‘extras’.
Lead into a small clean room, nice wider than usual massage table & comfortable. They changed the towels from the last putter as I saw them do it which made a nice change from paper roll that sticks to you!

Girl: Told Nikki would be looking after me, in the mean whilse I got naked & lay on the table. Nikki appeared, nice looking 7/10 (for a Thai girl), prob 35ish, friendly, slim & good English.
Had a good chat, lots of cheekiness – slapping my bum occasionally ‘you cheeky boy’ & compliments.

Service: Massage was good after she’s got over the initial pressure & holding crap.
No CC swipes or reach-unders, however I was hopeful things were going to get fun. During I had touched her bum & boobs a few times through clothes & had no complaints just giggles.
Then comes a knock on the door saying time up!
I say hang on extras for me!? She says you pay for another 30mins & we have slow Happy Ending? I say no sorry I don’t have time but I’ll pay for a HE now, she says £20 & I agree.
What then proceeds is a rushed handjob interspersed with the manager knocking on the door & Nikki looking scared! Was a real shame as she’s clearly a lovely girl quite sub & given more time she would no doubt allow you to get her kit off & let you guide her how to slowly take care of the old chap. I popped her bra up & got her little titties out but time was clearly up & we had overran by 15mins so I let her crack on & finish me off.
She went out & the manager was shouting at her! Nikki returned & cleaned me all over with with a warm water & a flannel.

I got dressed & the manager came in telling me & Nikki off, I said it’s not her fault to whish she unleashed loads of verbal abuse on Nikki mainly & then me!
I threw £15 on the table & walked out!

Feel sorry for Nikki (Patty if you’re reading this give her a job & I’ll be over!) but as a result of the overall bad customer service from the management it’s a negative from me.

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The manager sounds like the lady, May, that I saw there recently.

Fortunately, she remained friendly, smiley throughout my visit and I left happy.

It just demonstrates how YMMV.

Perhaps the presence of the builders was causing her stress.

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Good review. Thanks for the info. Hope it’s better next time  :hi:

Offline j4ckw1ll5

On reflection knowing what I now know I’d visit again & book an hour, making it clear to the girl massaging that I want 30mins on the massage & 30mins for extras time. As long as it’s kept within the hour the old dragon will be fine. Shame I’ve fucked it up now otherwise I’d revisit.
Happy hunting guys & feedback with how you get on :hi:
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Offline Johnjones2018

I’ve driven past that shop a few times now during the working day, the thing that puts me off is the fact everyone can seee you walking in! Prefer a private house myself, have noticed a new place advertising on gumtree in Longwell Green so might give that a go.

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Prefer a private house myself, have noticed a new place advertising on gumtree in Longwell Green so might give that a go.


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There's also an even newer one, Sky, in St George which is close to the Kingswood shop.

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I haven't had chance to try either yet.

It will probably be a few weeks before I get a chance too.
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Offline Johnjones2018

I’ve rang the number for Sky massage in st George several times in the last few days always goes straight to voicemail so gave up. I’ll let you know how I get on if I go to Longwell Green cheers

Offline j4ckw1ll5

Please do John, I get the impressing the Longwell Green Thai one is massage only, but the Thai girls do love an easy £20 so here’s hoping! :thumbsup:

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Please do John, I get the impression the Longwell Green Thai one is massage only, but the Thai girls do love an easy £20 so here’s hoping! :thumbsup:


Offline John313

Took one for the team and can confirm the longwell green does offer extras 40 for massage extra 20 for hand job and extra 20 for topless touching

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Took one for the team and can confirm the longwell green does offer extras 40 for massage extra 20 for hand job and extra 20 for topless touching

Thanks for that.

Is the venue and parking ok?

Is her English good/adequate?

Offline Johnjones2018

Yes I can back up what the other poster has said having visited last night although didn’t bother with topless. The lady who I saw her English is good enough for what you want. Have to say I had a really good massage there which I really enjoyed. The house is in a very small quiet cul de sac with very easy parking,for me  I like that it’s so private there as there’s no worries about being seen which makes for an easy relaxing hour. Very clean bathroom and massage room can’t fault it really will be a regular Visitor now. Cheers

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Is it worth the extra for topless? Busty at all? Thanks




Offline Johnjones2018

Probably better for the other John to confirm this as he paid the money but when I was there she had a summer dress on and could see quite a bit of cleavage, probably best for you to decide for yourself  when you are there, I think they have more girls starting now aswell from what I was told when I text about making the booking

Offline Johnjones2018

I went back to Longwell Green massage yesterday having seen the advert with the new girl starting. Defintely worth the visit, she’s small and pretty nice boobs said she was 27 called herself Amy. I paid £40 again for 1 hour massage then £40 for topless and HR which was awesome but she said after she does b2b for £100 for an hour so was gutted I missed out on that!  :dash:

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Used to go to orchid thai in kingswood  but now closed down..maya used to work there but is now at Bristol thai..not great looking but gives great massage to sort out any knots plus he ..said she only does this because she knew me before but not convinced !!  Saw different girl today about 30 /35 nice fig.. only he..on offer ..was told that was it  .still  50 pounds well spent  30 for half hour 20 for he  ..will keep going back

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Used to go to orchid thai in kingswood  but now closed down


Closed?  When did that happen?

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