External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyWas surprised to see this 'hottie' pop up on both AW and Viva at the the very attractive rate of £40 for 30 mins/£60 per hour. Seemed like echoes of the (in)famous £60 pump and dump Rom brothel in L6. (If only .....)
So i jumped in with both feet and made certain over phone that it was definitely £60 for the hour and that FK was on offer as per profile. (You dont expect Fk at that rate - but you still gotta go thru the motions. I would have been content with a simple pump and dump as per the sadly closed L6 brothel - but these new wgs are too double dealing even for that.)
Anyway i pitched up at the apartment block some 2 hours later. Its behind the new looney hospital in Walton and pretty hard to approach without a car. The accessibility wasnt helped by having to climb 3 or 4 flights of stairs to the flat - no lift.
Pleasantly surprised to find the wg waiting at the door - exactly as her Viva pictures - clean, full make-up and perfumed. Tho she had on a black t shirt/top that she would only ever roll down over her belly. She asked "How long?" and i replied "An hour ....for £60, right?" She didnt reply but took the money and went to stash it. She returned and we got down to business fairly straight away.
The flat is new but the bed is hard and old - still at least it was a double. There no place for your clothes which can only end up on the floor. After the slightest small talk, it was straight down to action.
She gave JT a thorough investigation and put a rubber on very early in the proceedings. Ow was offered, but i tried for Fk instead . Ofc it never happened, she wouldnt even let me near her face, dodging and shifting every time. She did allow -for a rom- quite a lot of playing with her boobs.
She took 2 phone calls - the second was in very fast EE speak. I moved to put the phone out of reach - but she headed me off. At least she just let it ping afterwards.
We got as far as mish and scissors but i had to pause after 25 mins to catch my breath. The wg took this break to sit bolt upright and throw a wet wipe and 2 pieces of kitchen towel at me.
I asked what was wrong and said there was plenty of time yet. She ignored me, so i repeated myself. Then she came out with "Dont touch me." I said "What?" (we'd just been fucking away!) She repeated "Dont touch me - i dont like it."
I started cleaning up and said at the same time "Look if you want to call it a day - then ok. But i'm not happy." She's standing up now and its her turn to say "What?" I told her that "If you're calling time, i want some money back. It was £40 for 30 mins - you owe me £20." She looked dumb - so i said it again.
She replied with "Its 40 mins already." I argued and had to get my phone out to show my call from outside the block was only 28 mins ago - i could not have been there 40 mins.
She then announced "You're wrong, the price is £50 for 30 mins, £70 for an hour." She gets her own phone and shows me the AW and Viva adverts. Bugger me - they've actually been changed while i was 'on the job' so to speak. I argue that the prices have been altered since this morning. I tell her " Look, you agreed £60/hour when i arrived, i want some money back."
She opens the bedroom door and starts cursing me loudly in EE speak. This wg
External Link/Members Only emerges from another room and tells me to leave. The original wg will never speak english again. I explain to the new one the situation but she merely repeats the altered prices and says 2 times "You must go." I am getting nowhere - so give up and leave.
Shortchanging punters by 10 mins or so and promising Fk but totally avoiding it - are completely par for the course with Roms. But this lot take it to the nth degree and really leave a sour taste in the mouth. I would have been content to pay £70 for the hour - there was no need to play their silly games.
Funnily enough the last rom that i saw in November also took an angry EE phone call mid-punt. That time i got the distinct impression that the wg argued back with Sergei - she said i'd paid for an hour and was going to honour it.
I suspect that this time the EE call that Vanessa took mid-punt was Sergie shouting that they had set their rates too low and to kick me asap. This time the wg complied.