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Author Topic: Uk Young Fay TOFTT - St Paul's Square Birmingham - Waste of Time & Money  (Read 1967 times)


1 review(s) for Uk Young Fay (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Juankerr]

Offline baseball_99

My first ever TOFTT.
Complete waste and time, probably one of my worse punts.

Price: £100 for 30mins
Location: St Paul's Square.
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I know it's crazy money but I promised myself I would try different types of wgs this year, you win some, lose some. I lost heavy.

Met a couple of days ago, communication was by text message, you are sent the postcode and then told to ring where she gives instructions to her apartment. Whilst on the phone I could chatter in the background which was slightly off-putting.

Into the apartment which was quite nice but it stank of weed. Was lead into the bedroom, I did notice the TV was on quite loud in the living room and I could hear a mobile ringing which was answered quietly by a bloke. On her profile, it states couples F/M, that was the M

In my opinion, Fay looked nothing like her photo, her hair is light brown, skin very pale and none of that glam makeup which appears in the profile photo. Not saying she was a minger, she looked quite sweet, rather like 'girl next door', small perky tits, fake lashes, very slim overall.

On her profile page, it states "This has been a long time in the making I'm old enough now", well she got the first bit right asking for money straightaway as soon i was in the bedroom, i tried to slow things down by asking if DFK was on offer, if I could lick her pussy and have some anal play which was all agreed. I accepted it was OW. I was offered a shower and a drink. I handed over the cash and she said going nip into the other room to store it away safely.

When she came back with my water, Fay jumped on to the bed and started a bit of small talk, I could sense she was nervous, her voice trembling a bit. I told her to chill out, we're gonna have fun and have a laugh. She asked about my job, I said a hospital porter and she asked what's that? She's an Essex girl with brains like you see on TOWIE.

Now, after the few mins talking I went in for the kiss, her hair smelt of cigarette smoke and weed. After a few seconds kissing I could immediately taste 'condom breath', she's not used any mouth wash or brushed her teeth. I thought I was going to throw up. I moved on to her tits, gave them a quick suck and her nipples got quite hard and pointy really quickly. I moved down to her pussy knowing it wouldn't be any good and it wasn't, it stank, she needs a few lessons from the Thais on how to do a quick change over and keep fresh. I soon moved away and asked to suck me off. I couldn't get hard, I realised I'd fucked off, I just wanted out of the place. After a few mins, somehow I was able to cum, it was just a dribble. There was no way i wanted to engage in sex with her. I hadn't realised she just threw it on the floor, when I got up from the bed I stood on the condom and my little puddle of spunk.

When i was getting changed, she smelt her hair and went "ewww thats needs a wash." Fay said there was no rush to leave as she has a timer in the other room which will go off.

Don't get me wrong, sweet and good looking girl, but she needs to improve on her hygiene, for FFS brush her teeth and if she stays in this business her nervousness and awkwardness will disappear, and the smell of smoke and weed needs to be sorted. As she was a young newbie I was prepared to let things go as long I got to shag a young 18 year old fittie.

Thats punting over until Feb's payday  :dash: :dash:

Offline theejaculator

Bad luck Baseball and thanks for TOFT, just in time as questions were being asked about her on ukp

Online mr.bluesky

Your choice but £100 for half an hour and £100 extra for anal seems way too much especially as you say she has poor hygiene standards  :scare:

Offline Littlefoot

She's gonna have to drop her rates drastically, wash now and then, and pick her game up sharpish if she wants punters. Thanks for the review baseball and for the TOFTT. Unlucky, better luck next time.  :thumbsup:

Offline smiley9

Thanks for TOFTT OP sounds crap  :bomb:


Not one for me  :thumbsdown:


    :drinks:

Offline baseball_99

Thanks all. I wish there was a TOFTT compensation scheme for these type punts, when it goes totally wrong you can claim back some money  :D

Offline smiley9

Thanks all. I wish there was a TOFTT compensation scheme for these type punts, when it goes totally wrong you can claim back some money  :D

Don't we All  :lol:


    :drinks:

Offline Littlefoot

Thanks all. I wish there was a TOFTT compensation scheme for these type punts, when it goes totally wrong you can claim back some money  :D

Think I said a similar thing on a similar sort of review, and was told to feck uff.  :lol: :D :lol:

Offline Wood2017

Thanks for the review OP, i liked the look of the profile but you've undoubtedly saved me wasting money or time on her down the line  :thumbsup:

Offline alibirmingham

Thanks for the review OP, expensive mistake indeed but appreciate the sacrifice  :hi: someone’s gotta do the first TOFTT review

I personally would never do £100 for a 30 min meet but any scenario where I smelt weed as soon as I walked in I would be out again. Had a bad experiance (before my ukp days) where I had a horrible experiance in London. Long story short the guy (so called minder) literally walked into the room mid fuck looking for the toilet. He was so stoned he was dazed and couldn’t find his way way the rented apartment.

Never again!!!

Offline Digger1965

Thanks for review,  I had put her on my HL before this, now removed her. Sorry you wasted hard earned cash mate.

Offline dboy74

Sorry it was a poor meet, but thanks for the review. Another for my BL.

Offline Juankerr

Sorry to hear that baseball thanks for the review and TOFTT  :hi:

Too expensive to take a chance on for me as I wont go beyond £70 on TOFTT's.

Better luck next time out.

Offline kingM

Ugh, sounds rough.

Inexperienced perhaps?
That's the problem with AW, too many average looking girls with jumped up prices.
Most of them wouldn't make agency fodder.

If it doesn't match the tin then just walk. Save your cash for another day.
There's always something better around the corner.

Offline mike61

Thanks for the review, saved me a few quid as I cancelled my booking, only to book that other dim wit Young Ivy who mucked me around. Maybe there is a clue with the name YOUNG in the whore's name.

Offline baseball_99

Thanks for the comments, i've had a look again her a/w profile and I have seen a new picture has been added, this is definitely not the girl who I saw. This could now be a possible B&S.

Offline jake8711

Sorry to hear you had a bad meet too! Nothing worse than a girl with poor hygiene. I was interested in meeting her and her pics looks impressive. This review has definitely changed my outlook now.

Online pbrown355

Sorry it was crap. You can go to sleep tonight happy in the knowledge that you saved me some money.
My HL could now be written on the back of a postage stamp with a board marker.