Brook Middleton xx Leicester

[Ivorlongun]

Brook Middleton xx External Link/Members Only 1676723

I thought I would give this S.P. a go despite mixed reviews on here as she was offering £10 off her normal rate for a half hour booking.
Comms-took a while to get back to me.
Venue-untidy flat in a run down area around Hinckley Road.
The girl-okay looks wise with a bit of acne scaring on her cheeks and a bit of makeup to try to cover it. Bigger built than her photos suggests.
The meet-a bit of a chat then light French kissing,I then worked my way down but stopped and came up for air when I got a bit of a whiff that she wasn’t 100% fresh down there. So on to oral without which was okay but she is rough with her hands. She then says shall we put a condom on? Ok I said. She then faffs about in her drawers looking for one while the little man is fading. On with the condom and some more rough,jerky hand work and nearly pulls the condom off. I then said you on top?She climbs on top and then just moves her hips about. She doesn’t seem to have much natural movement in this position.
So i get on top and try to get things going but she makes everything difficult,closing her legs,putting her fingers in the way,so I say let’s finish by hand,off with the condom,more rough jerky hand work and I’m over the line,only fucking just.
We clean up say our goodbyes and I’m outa there.
Needless to say I won’t be visiting this prossie again.

[Goldfinch]

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[Puntingdaveuk]

I've seen this lady before (long before joining on here) and my lasting memory of her was the smell from down below. Never been back and never will.

[RedKettle]

There seems to be a trend of WGs going downhill on service and standards in the EM at the moment. Brook has quite a number of negtives and neutrals now. Shame as when I saw her she was very good.

I tried to book a repeat visit on a couple of occasions but she came over as having attitude on the phone so I took her off my list.

[Ricki.Roma]

Aw, too bad. I was with her twice last summer, was pretty happy (well, more like - content) with her services / great hygiene at the time, I was thinking of re-visiting her soon but most likely won't 

[Ivorlongun]

I’m pleased you had a good time with her but I will never see her again.
When she bent over I went to lick her pussy from the back and got the unmistakable smell of shit,now I’ve smelt a few stale pussies in my time but nothing like this .
She either hadn’t showered properly or (heaven forbid) had visited to the toilet just before I arrived.
Ironically she states punters bad hygiene as her pet hate on her profile.
She should practice what she preaches.
I hope she’s cleaned up her act (excuse the pun) since then.

[NervousJ]

Aw, too bad. I was with her twice last summer, was pretty happy (well, more like - content) with her services / great hygiene at the time, I was thinking of re-visiting her soon but most likely won't 

ever thought of a review.

[Ricki.Roma]

ever thought of a review.

Yes, I did. At the time I had no posts and her latest reviews were negative, she was involved in some controversy around here engaging vs. ukp punters. Seeing how other newcomers were labelled when they posted a positive review (mine was going to be positive) about a wg who had mostly negative reviews, I decided to abstain from writing one.

[mrfishyfoo]

Yes, I did. At the time I had no posts and her latest reviews were negative, she was involved in some controversy around here engaging vs. ukp punters. Seeing how other newcomers were labelled when they posted a positive review (mine was going to be positive) about a wg who had mostly negative reviews, I decided to abstain from writing one.

I've read some piss poor excuses for not contributing and this is one of them.

Since the start of 2018 this pro$$ie has collected 2 reds, 2 greys and 2 greens. Prior to this she collected 1 grey, 5 reds and, if my maths stacks up 14 greens.

You sir are a FUCKING LEECH and your bullshit excuse doesn't stack up. 

[Ricki.Roma]

You sir are a FUCKING LEECH and your bullshit excuse doesn't stack up. 

The only thing I'm "leeching" is the verification pics thread. Most of the reviews I've read here seem more like opinions than objective reviews so they have 0 value to me. I've read reviews about the same wg, 1 is 0/10 (so to say), the other - 10/10? Which one do I believe? Neither. 

For some people there's more to this forum than just the "reviews" 

[mrfishyfoo]

The only thing I'm "leeching" is the verification pics thread. Most of the reviews I've read here seem more like opinions than objective reviews so they have 0 value to me. I've read reviews about the same wg, 1 is 0/10 (so to say), the other - 10/10? Which one do I believe? Neither. 

For some people there's more to this forum than just the "reviews" 

Why don't you show us how it should be done instead of telling us that the input of 1000's of contributors has ZERO value. 

[RedKettle]

The only thing I'm "leeching" is the verification pics thread. Most of the reviews I've read here seem more like opinions than objective reviews so they have 0 value to me. I've read reviews about the same wg, 1 is 0/10 (so to say), the other - 10/10? Which one do I believe? Neither. 

For some people there's more to this forum than just the "reviews" 

Shock horror, reviews are people’s opinion! Fuck me I did not realise that, thanks for the illumination.

Mind you then there is the objective data like the girl exists, it is not a scam, services offered, place is considered safe etc etc.

Of course some reviews by others will not accord with my experience, for many reasons. But given a trend over several reviews you get a good idea.  Which is why more reviews are good and people are encouraged to review.

I was actually sympathic to your reason for not reviewing, you let yourself down with the later response.

[Ivorlongun]

I understand where you’re coming from Ricki,like I said I’m pleased you had a good time with her but my review is a accurate account of the meet.
My review may seem a little harsh to you but it could have been a damm site harsher considering the situation.
After smelling the most unpleasant odour the meeting went downhill fast,maybe she clocked the shocked look on my face,whatever it was,it was then a race to the finish line in a half hour booking and I think we were both relieved when it was over.
This meet was a definite red after the first ten minutes,it’s totally unacceptable and disgusting to be unclean in that area,as you well know human faeces carry bacterial,viral and parasitic infections.

You can go and meet her again and write your own review.
As for me,

I’M OUT!!!