Hayley - GEA - Glasgow

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£150 hour

What a disappointing way to start my 2019 punting adventure. Usually pretty objective when Im writing reviews but this was such a bad punt that i might take a punting break after this. It was the type of meet where the WG used all the trick of the books to deliver one of the worst punts ive ever had the misfortune to experience.

Comms - No much problem. Arranged pretty easily, response was quick although meet had to delay for 15 minutes, they did notify me. This was the only positive from the punt which goes to show you how bad it was. 

Appearance - Pretty much what I expected. Accurate pictures on the site. Average looking chavy/BBW nothing to scare you away. Holds her weight quite well and had a pierced nipple which was a pleasant surprise. Also think she has a pierced tongue? Not too sure as the action was so poor I didnt get the chance to find out properly


Accommodation - Same place its been for a while. Not too far away from the SECC.

Meet - Got buzzed in went up to and knocked on door. Could hear her having a conversation with someone while im standing outside hoping no neighbours ect will come out. Had to knock again and the door opened. Suprised to see it wasn't Hayley that opned the door think it was Jasmine. Wee tiny cute Asian girl - wish I would have booked her instead now. Hayley showed me to the room where I took a quick shower before starting the action. Onto bed and tried to get some chat to break the ice. None at all which is fine thats not the reason i was there. Initiated "kissing" if you would call it that. Her technique has definitely been honed in for a while, mouth completely closed, lips slightly pouted, face always at a certain angle that you cannot get close, and if you evade those tactics she pushes you to her neck and you start the same process again. Now im sure she knew about this as I tried to go in different angles and was the same outcome. This is where I have a catch 22 situation. Ive started to lose interest coz the action is that bad and shes no stunner either - do I tell her she needs to up her game, soldier on hoping it will get better or ask for money back?  Personally I always soldiered on as telling her shes not doing a good job at being a whore isnt the best way to improve the service. Would like opinions/ advice on how to actually tell a WG shes a crap whore without spoiling the punt as you fully know she doesnt give a fuck after getting your hard earned cash?

By this time about 10 minutes into an hour booking I wanted to go but might as well see if things would get better. Asked for BJ. Her technique isnt too bad to start off with but then does the usual hand over the wee man so only sucking the bare minimum. Worse still she stops sucking after 10 seconds and starts to give me a HJ. It was a vigorous technique trying to make me cum. Dont mind HJ if intermittently used with BJ - but this was so obvious she wanted to make me cum asap.  This was around 15 minutes into the punt    Again pushed her hand away several times so she knew it wanst to my liking - then starts the process again of sucking well for 5 seconds, hands in so not much sucking, position away and vigorous HJ.

The wee man was really starting to lose interest as shes basically trying to tear him off with the HJ. Decided for something different so went to have a wee play with her. Again starts well - 10 seconds in get a stenchy wiff of fish This punt could not get any worse. On the point of fishy fanny - WGs make such a deal about hygiene but should this not be a two way thing? Please wash your fanny before a punt!!

She can clearly see the wee man has decided enough is enough. She comments "does this happen often?" Yup it does - when a WG gives a piss poor service and all I can smell is rotten fish. Its a mood killer. This was around 20/25 minutes of torture. Still had plenty of time left but wanted out asap. Positioned myself next to her face at a angle where she cant use her hands as much and asked for a BJ to see if the wee man will arise. She obliges. Start to DT her and shes doing a pretty good job and the wee man is starting to wake up. Again after some enjoyment she moves and starts her HJ/ pulling technique again

Wanted to take cum asap now. Asked for CIM she agreed. I would of left slightly more happier if it was actually a CIM finish. Again more disappointment to finish off. Her interpretation of CIM is more like sticking out a quarter of a inch of your tongue, mouth completely closed and letting it all drop onto the pillow. Poor fella coming in next would of been in for a surprise

Was out of the door about 30/35 mins. Worse Ive had for a while now. Now I am a pretty regular customer of GEA. Been using them a good number of years. Decided to tell them what a crap time I had and basically said the service was really poor. The response I got was - nothing. Expected some kind of response but absolutely nothing This is will be my last ever punt with GEA.

 

[perfect 10]

Sorry you had a such a bad time but credit for reviewing.
Good question about how to tell an SP that not happy mid punt- wish I knew the answer!  Doesnt help when the initial chat is not reciprocated right enough, but i guess diplomacy is best to begin with then just tell her outright 'look this isnt working for me' if that fails.

[pilgrim]

Thank you for taking the time to write an informative review.  You will get absolutely no compensation from that agency.  The female phone handlers are better liars and sound more sympathetic, the bloke just says “Sorry Bud, I will pass it on”  It is quite a dilemma as to what action to take whilst at the location  when the punt is turning into a shite one, if you air your concerns she may feel threatened and call the agency.  Do you call time, phone the agency yourself and try and get some of your money back if its an hour or longer booking?  Do you just batter on and try to get the most out of it?  I do not think you are going to achieve anything telling her mid punt that you are not happy and will she do xyz etc to improve things.  Its like catching a cowboy builder midway through a shite job, they are never going to change the error of their ways.  She will just lie through her teeth to the agency pimp when shes paying her commission.  Neither her nor the agency have lost any funds so they keep screwing the punter.  The phone muppets keep lying through their teeth to get their commission from punters through the doors.  Her hygiene issues are probably down to the phone muppets doing back to back bookings and her being weak/unable to say “Hay ho I need 15 mins to sort the room and wash my jack and danny”

They do have this page on their site where they ask for feed back.
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 They ask for a name and an email address, I put anyone in, Argos customer services for example.  A lot better than their own edited “reviews” which are always positive and not even dated. Once they start getting some home truths and feeling the penny pinch then maybe they may start providing a decent service with clean towels and bedding and no spunky pillows.   Their photo gallery and the availability plotter don’t match, and they are unable to plan for anything bar the current week.

I like the OP have been a regular user of the agency.  I am terribly judgemental and will often walk within 5 secs if I think its not going to work out.  I don’t think Ive punted with any of their WGs until someone has reviewed them on here.  Too scared to take one for the team.