BELLA MEGA BOOBS London

[shelby69]

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Summary - avoid even if you like massive tits on massively obese women

Comms - easy to reach and book 10/10

Location - A really shitty and dingy looking hotel near Forrest gate  1/10

Venue - room was filthy. Empty fast food bags on the floor. Stale cigarette smells. Dirty bathroom. Shower barely had any water pressure. No amenities beyond just shower gel). 1/10

Girl- After reading the reviews, I thought I would try out some massive tits on a BBW. Problem is she is HUGE! A massive SSBBW. Way bigger than her pictures. I love my girls nice and big but she was just a giant blob of walking fat. She is horrendously ugly. Wasn't expecting a stunner from her pictures, but she is way worse in real life. Tits are waaaay too big. Lets put it this way, I literally could not lift them up with just one hand!  She bent over and had a hairy ass crack. Her personality was polite, diplomatic abut very robotic
2/10

Overall- even for the cheap prices listed definitely not worth it.

[pumps]

Lololol hairy arse crack, she probably can't even get back there.

Out of curiosity How was her hygiene given the dirty bathroom and lack of water pressure?

[grandaddybadman]

The price already reveals that she can't be good. If a woman has huge tits and a big ass and is charging 70 pounds per hour something is wrong.

She is either 200 cm sideways
has huge 12 inch dick
is using fake pictures (especially if they look good)
setting you up for a robbery to go in a rap music video.

Big tit girls (fat or slim) stopped charging under £100 for 30 minutes (never mind 1 hour) around 5 years ago even outside of london.

[Brazilian Martian]

The price already reveals that she can't be good. If a woman has huge tits and a big ass and is charging 70 pounds per hour something is wrong.

She is either 200 cm sideways
has huge 12 inch dick
is using fake pictures (especially if they look good)
setting you up for a robbery to go in a rap music video.

Big tit girls (fat or slim) stopped charging under £100 for 30 minutes (never mind 1 hour) around 5 years ago even outside of london.

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[last_days_of_logan]

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Summary - avoid even if you like massive tits on massively obese women

Comms - easy to reach and book 10/10

Location - A really shitty and dingy looking hotel near Forrest gate  1/10

Venue - room was filthy. Empty fast food bags on the floor. Stale cigarette smells. Dirty bathroom. Shower barely had any water pressure. No amenities beyond just shower gel). 1/10

Girl- After reading the reviews, I thought I would try out some massive tits on a BBW. Problem is she is HUGE! A massive SSBBW. Way bigger than her pictures. I love my girls nice and big but she was just a giant blob of walking fat. She is horrendously ugly. Wasn't expecting a stunner from her pictures, but she is way worse in real life. Tits are waaaay too big. Lets put it this way, I literally could not lift them up with just one hand!  She bent over and had a hairy ass crack. Her personality was polite, diplomatic abut very robotic
2/10

Overall- even for the cheap prices listed definitely not worth it.

thanks for the review but funny enough , the way you describe her after seeing her in reality is sounds like how she looks in her photos....so not sure what you expected to see?

hairy ass crack though....no one is prepared for that (actually some are)....

[shelby69]

Hygiene - no foul smells from her body. But I did not dare go anywhere near her pussy with my face. She opened her legs and it looked as appealling as Victorian sewage pipes feeding into the Thames

Pictures Vs reality- I had really low expectations. She is so so so much worse in real life.

[last_days_of_logan]

Hygiene - no foul smells from her body. But I did not dare go anywhere near her pussy with my face. She opened her legs and it looked as appealling as Victorian sewage pipes feeding into the Thames

Pictures Vs reality- I had really low expectations. She is so so so much worse in real life.

did you fuck her?

[thickandlongguy]

you could have helped her to shave her crack , lol 

[NervousEnergy]

you could have helped her to shave her crack , lol 

"is extra, baby"

[sparkus]

As soon as I saw the name I thought "Gulp" and those hotels are grim as fuck.

[SamLP]

Still remember years ago when I booked her friend but ended up walking.
The room was divided in two by a curtain, and on the other side was bella shouting down the phone at someone and yelling I'm gonna kill you.
If the idea of a curtain separating me and another punt wasn't bad enough, an angry elephant falling through the divide was, so I made my excuse and walked.

[last_days_of_logan]

Still remember years ago when I booked her friend but ended up walking.
The room was divided in two by a curtain, and on the other side was bella shouting down the phone at someone and yelling I'm gonna kill you.
If the idea of a curtain separating me and another punt wasn't bad enough, an angry elephant falling through the divide was, so I made my excuse and walked.

 

[pumps]

Still remember years ago when I booked her friend but ended up walking.
The room was divided in two by a curtain, and on the other side was bella shouting down the phone at someone and yelling I'm gonna kill you.
If the idea of a curtain separating me and another punt wasn't bad enough, an angry elephant falling through the divide was, so I made my excuse and walked.

Looooooooool dono how these prossies think a curtain decided is acceptable, especially with the bucket loads of cash they make in a night. 

Curtain devices are getting rarer these days, not to mention the ol 2nd prossie waiting in the hotel room toilet trick lol

[SamLP]

Looooooooool dono how these prossies think a curtain decided is acceptable, especially with the bucket loads of cash they make in a night. 

Curtain devices are getting rarer these days, not to mention the ol 2nd prossie waiting in the hotel room toilet trick lol

I had the prossie in the toilet one only sometime last year. Her older friend prossie translated for her as I was confirming services, then went into the bathroom and closed the door. I had my fun, then requested a shower at the end. The toilet stunk of smoke. Wasn't a hotel though, they were sharing a teeny studio flat.

As for the curtain scene, this was smiths review where I mentioned my experience: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=38706.0

[Dinekid7]

Still remember years ago when I booked her friend but ended up walking.
The room was divided in two by a curtain, and on the other side was bella shouting down the phone at someone and yelling I'm gonna kill you.
If the idea of a curtain separating me and another punt wasn't bad enough, an angry elephant falling through the divide was, so I made my excuse and walked.

I remember that curtain, big red one, I was shagging Bella, while I could hear the punter on the other side asking where he he could drop his nut lool..... Ahh good times

[sparkus]

Likewise not had the toilet trick for a while. One WG used to sit in there sulking as I never picked her.

[JayEZ2K]

...I thought I would try out some massive tits on a BBW. Problem is she is HUGE! A massive SSBBW... Tits are waaaay too big. Lets put it this way, I literally could not lift them up with just one hand!

Maybe an oily titfuck with her on her back would work better?