I was just scanning through Vivastreet to see what crap fake profiles were on it today and came across this cracking description.
"I am Moni,25y old and verry attractive lady!I have a great hot body,slim not to much ,not to less,perfect to have a great time. I speak verry good enghlish and italian"
3rd sentence had me in stitches. I'm sure there will be some twat out there who will point out that "Oh she probably can speak good English, just cant spell very well" or words to that effect.