Rimming etiquette

[smit1234]

If you’ve never tried rimming (receiving) before but you’re keen to try it but you’re also quite hairy, do you shave your bum hole area before being rimmed? Asking for a friend 

[Ttt333ttt]

As long as you are immaculately clean, I’m sure these ladies have seen a few hairy arses in their time!

[Drayki]

If you’ve never tried rimming (receiving) before but you’re keen to try it but you’re also quite hairy, do you shave your bum hole area before being rimmed? Asking for a friend

Or are you asking for yourself no harm in having your chocolate whizz way tongued, always best to be clean and shaven

[hungrypunt]

Shaven haven, gets a good slippy response, make sure you've no clinkers and get inside the outer door scrubbed up to. If you've got clinkers then get one of these to scrub up, bargain.


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[goldwing1]

Shaven haven, gets a good slippy response, make sure you've no clinkers and get inside the outer door scrubbed up to. If you've got clinkers then get one of these to scrub up, bargain.


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I`ve got this one

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[Thecunninglinguist]

Rimming etiquette, now there are two words you don't expect to see in the same sentence. More tea Vicar?

[freeze44]

  Got to one of the best thread titles ever! Imagine someone looking over your shoulder as reading that 

Would say ask the wg and make sure 100% clean in and out! Eat neutral and go easy on the spicy food before as bit like a pussy, the potential for blow back increases as air gets in!

[Moby Dick]

Clean and fragrant is the way to go.
Keep off the eggs for a few days.
Fortunately some of the WG have not held back on my hairy starfish. Didn't even have to ask.
Not too hairy from what I can see. I've tried trimming myself but not easy to do squatting over a mirror trying to get the razor to go in the right direction. Everything is upside down and opposite.

I see some lasses offer a sack n crack waxing service. Would be good if they then followed with full on rimming.

[hungrypunt]

I`ve got this one

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Fuck, I missed a bargain there

[Zeusthedoc]

Just to clarify:

If the profile says rimming receiving (as you put in ur original post) that means you're tongue punching her chocolate starfish. Rimming giving is the one that gets your brown eye licked.

That said - my general rule is to try and eat neutral.... avoiding dairy and spice.  I try and trim/shave but that can be difficult. Definitely dont use any of those hair removal creams in that region. You may wish to wax, but fuck that for a laugh. Shower at hers and make sure you scrub really well!! Otherwise, sit back, relax and enjoy it!

[NigelF]

I've never had a problem with having a hairy arse but I don't often engage or care about rimming that much. When I have asked a couple of WGs they've told me not to bother shaving and that they only really care about hygiene. The last thing you want is an accidental cut or ingrown hair and you also don't want to have any stubble down there (it'd be like licking sandpaper) so you'd need to shave shortly before each meet.

Trimming is probably a good balance and fairly easy, just make sure you avoid creating any stubble. As Freeze has said, it's probably best to ask each WG (especially since they won't all have the same opinions), then you'll have peace of mind for each meet.

[Home Alone]

Fuck, I missed a bullet there

Corrected, if the sight of things is anything to go by, for you! 

[smit1234]

Cheers fellas. To clarify;

I want (or my friend who asked the question wants) to be rimmed preferably.....and by a female too
I was asking about hairs in the downstairs region and didn’t consider food beforehand (good point)
Happy to start a thread with ‘best thread’ title and hopefully scoop an award

Overall, I think I need to buy a bum hole cleaning contraption for future escapades.

[aquilla]

...... and get inside the outer door scrubbed up to.

I've got a friend that wants to know the best way to do this? He always gives the outside a good scrub, but inside?
Is a soapy finger enough?
He doesn't want his ladyfriend blowing bubbles!
What does anyone else do?

[billygreen]

I have often ask the girl to shave around my anus.I bring my shaver and ask it to be warmed using hot water.Its really nice as prelude to a good rimming.Not every provider will rim of course but Cute Ginger  Sub is good and gets stuck in

[smit1234]

I've got a friend that wants to know the best way to do this?

Sounds like we have similar friends....

[winkywanky]

After a bath (and drying) I apply a dob of Veet to my middle finger and run it along the inner edge of my arse crack from perineum upwards (don't push it into your ringpiece).

Leave for 6-7mins and then get a dampened, clean face-flannel and gently wipe between your cheeks from perineum upwards. Rinse flannel in plenty of mildly soapy water and repeat twice.

Then apply plenty of neutral moisturiser (P45 cream is good).

Luxuriate in the soft squidgy feeling and fit clean underpants.

All the hair will be gone from around your starfish but your cheeks will appear outwardly normal. Ready for a good tongue-lashing from your favoured rimming-firendly SP  .

[chandlerhandler]

Absolutely brilliant thread, funniest thing I've read in ages

I try to keep the chocolate starfish tidy when I'm shaving my nuts, but it'd be a brave girl that sticks her finger up my arse nevermind her tongue! I can fart like an old pit pony at the best of times, I think it might spoil the moment if some young beauty tried entering my ring 

[whiskyfan]

After a bath (and drying) I apply a dob of Veet to my middle finger and run it along the inner edge of my arse crack from perineum upwards (don't push it into your ringpiece).

Leave for 6-7mins and then get a dampened, clean face-flannel and gently wipe between your cheeks from perineum upwards. Rinse flannel in plenty of mildly soapy water and repeat twice.

Then apply plenty of neutral moisturiser (P45 cream is good).

Luxuriate in the soft squidgy feeling and fit clean underpants.

All the hair will be gone from around your starfish but your cheeks will appear outwardly normal. Ready for a good tongue-lashing from your favoured rimming-firendly SP  .

Veet.

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

[aquilla]

Veet.

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

 
Got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
Missus is sat opposite wanting to know what I'm chuckling at!

[aquilla]

Sounds like we have similar friends....

Could be the same one 

[Schuey]

Veet.

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

You have my sincerest sympathy for your pain but that literally had me crying with laughter...

[whiskyfan]

 
Got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
Missus is sat opposite wanting to know what I'm chuckling at!

You have my sincerest sympathy for your pain but that literally had me crying with laughter...

Not me fortunately, there's a few similar reviews. Unfortunately, that particular one was later found to be fake review.

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[winkywanky]

Oh, not that Veet review again...

 

It works just fine for me, but I guess if you suffered from haemorrhoids or had some kind of skin sensitivity down there, then not advisable  .

[whiskyfan]

Oh, not that Veet review again...

 

It had to be done.

[winkywanky]

I guess there'll always be (literally) one or two that haven't heard it before 

[aquilla]

I guess there'll always be (literally) one or two that haven't heard it before 

It had the sound of a send up but still made me laugh.

[winkywanky]

If it gets a laugh it's always worth it!

[Widescreen]

Overall, I think I need to buy a bum hole cleaning contraption for future escapades.

You mean your 'friend' does.......lol

[smit1234]

You mean your 'friend' does.......lol

Touché my good man

[chrishornx]

Touché my good man

Touche indeed....asking for a friend 

[opal]

If you’ve never tried rimming (receiving) before but you’re keen to try it but you’re also quite hairy, do you shave your bum hole area before being rimmed? Asking for a friend

Tell your friend the main etiquette is to avoid baked beans in the run up to the event 

[Licking Lizard]

If you’ve never tried rimming (receiving) before but you’re keen to try it but you’re also quite hairy, do you shave your bum hole area before being rimmed? Asking for a friend

I've been thinking if it's worth while using some gaffa tape on your crack, hole and bollox for hair removal ?

[smit1234]

I've been thinking if it's worth while using some gaffa tape on your crack, hole and bollox for hair removal ?

“Fuck that, it’ll be that like scene from 40 year old virgin”......my friend said

[chrishornx]

“Fuck that, it’ll be that like scene from 40 year old virgin”......my friend said

Is there a possibility that your friend will take all the advice on board, pay heed to what member suggest, clean up his rear end, get a right royal rimming from some gorgeous escort...and then not be able to make a contribution to this site?

Or is he a member?

[scutty brown]

for a different take on rimming, read  de Sade's "120 Days of Sodom"
According to him, the dirtier and shittier the better - especially if the girl is doing the licking

[winkywanky]

That's because he was the original sadist!