Englishblondelondon AKA Scarlett English Blonde TOFTT

[Meursault]

I couldn't find any reliable feedback on this SP (I don't believe a word of anyone's AW FB)  but something about her genuine sounding response to my emails and her willingness to send pictures encouraged me to go ahead.

Her three profile pictures are vaguely representative, but may or may not be her. However, she is genuinely attractive and her pictures sent online were genuine.

Outcall 1hr for £120

I enjoyed my hour with this friendly, cheerful and relaxed English girl,  but some might view my experience as neutral or negative for a couple of reasons below.

Positive
Pretty with a longish face and good teeth.
Tall, athletic and slim body with no stretch marks, fat or cellulite.
Great legs.
Small and pert 34b bust.
Fresh and clean all over.
Allowed fingering and no lube required.
Flexible, lithe and allowed a deep and hard pounding.
Natural and willing with no tedious dialogue, during sex, or rules and regulations.
Genuinely 20 year old hippy chick. 
Great communications (all with her) and excellent punctuality.
Cum twice was no issue.

Neutral
No OWO.
Young, not worldly wise, shop girl type; meaning we didn't really share any cultural capital and conversation was limited to trivia.
A bit too loud and excitable in her speech for my taste. Really just a young working class woman, with the usual speech tropes, so I shouldn't be too critical.

Negative
Warm and full mouthed kissing without tongues, but DFK was definitely not on offer (to me anyway)
Nose ring, which I don't like.

Overall I would recommend this girl and would probably see  her again as a plan B.


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[OutForJustice80]

Thanks for the review. What kind of nose ring are we talking about? I can deal with all of them, apart from the one that goes through the filtrum, like a bull.

[shagbambi]

Thanks for the review. Looks pretty interesting barring OW.

[Meursault]

Thanks for the review. What kind of nose ring are we talking about? I can deal with all of them, apart from the one that goes through the filtrum, like a bull.

Unfortunately, the latter. Which is why I didn't like it. She is genuinely cute though.

[OutForJustice80]

Unfortunately, the latter. Which is why I didn't like it. She is genuinely cute though.

Eugh. I can’t do outcalls anyway but that is such a massive negative for me. Hate them.

[Meursault]

Eugh. I can’t do outcalls anyway but that is such a massive negative for me. Hate them.

Fair enough. I think they look awful too, but such is the modern attachment to these fashion styles. Her profile says she is looking for an in-call venue.

[Cutegirl]

I would love to know who wrote this review because I really try my best with conversation and it’s hard when I meet men older than me we have different life styles so there’s not a lot to talk about but I always ask my clients how there doing what they do with there life hobbies family’s work and I try make everyone happy and feel comfortable
And I have the tiniest nose ring which you can hardly see
What does shop type girl mean than
And your saying I didn’t have much to say but than your saying I’m to loud and excitable well sorry maybe I should be more boring

[lewisjones23]

I would love to know who wrote this review because I really try my best with conversation and it’s hard when I meet men older than me we have different life styles so there’s not a lot to talk about but I always ask my clients how there doing what they do with there life hobbies family’s work and I try make everyone happy and feel comfortable
And I have the tiniest nose ring which you can hardly see
What does shop type girl mean than
And your saying I didn’t have much to say but than your saying I’m to loud and excitable well sorry maybe I should be more boring

 

[Fuzzyduck]

  I really wish there was a popcorn emoji sometimes.

[mrfishyfoo]

I really wish there was a popcorn emoji sometimes.

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[James999]

I would love to know who wrote this review

Why are you registered here as cutegirl, is that going to be your next profile name as you seem to change your profile name often, is it to try and shake off negative reviews / comments?

[Fuzzyduck]

Much obliged!

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[Happyjose]

Once again, a daft prossie manages to trash her own positive review

[James999]

What does shop type girl mean than

A bit thick 

[DeanoDeano]

Wonder if the SP is going to have any comment on this...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241853.0

[finn5555]

What does shop type girl mean

Lacking intelligence and if you wasn’t opening your legs to every Tom Dick and Abdul you would be stacking shelves in Tesco 

[Happyjose]

Wonder if the SP is going to have any comment on this...

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241853.0

What's the connection?

[DeanoDeano]

What's the connection?

Her profile says she's part of his teen angels group, harem, whatever we want to call it. Despite her also saying she's "independent". And he doesn't sound like a nice chap to me.

[Happyjose]

Her profile says she's part of his teen angels group, harem, whatever we want to call it. Despite her also saying she's "independent". And he doesn't sound like a nice chap to me.

Thanks for the heads up

[Cutegirl]

Haha wow didn’t realise I would get such a response thanks guys but I believe I wasn’t talking to use people I was talking to the person who posted this
Second of all I just wanted to stick up for myself as I’m sad that I was thought of in this way as I really try hard to be the best I can be and have a laugh and make people comfortable and not be boring
I’ve not once changed my name I have always been englishblondelondon and I’ve never had any negative comments on my aw feedback that’s why I was shocked to see this
And I don’t open to my legs to anyone thank you I always communicate with my clients first and see if we’re on the same level
And what’s wrong with working in tescos a job is a job and it’s sad that people are so judgmental theae days what a sad world we live in
And yes I was going to join a group but I decided it was better on my own and I didn’t know how to get out of the group on aw but you can ask people I been to I been all by myself but thanks guys for taking them time to read my comment and check out my profile much appreciated lots of love cute girl

[Happyjose]

You should try UKP’s sister site: External Link/Members Only

Might be more your thing

Doubt you have the temperament or wit to survive for long on here

[lewisjones23]

Haha wow didn’t realise I would get such a response thanks guys but I believe I wasn’t talking to use people I was talking to the person who posted this
Second of all I just wanted to stick up for myself as I’m sad that I was thought of in this way as I really try hard to be the best I can be and have a laugh and make people comfortable and not be boring
I’ve not once changed my name I have always been englishblondelondon and I’ve never had any negative comments on my aw feedback that’s why I was shocked to see this
And I don’t open to my legs to anyone thank you I always communicate with my clients first and see if we’re on the same level
And what’s wrong with working in tescos a job is a job and it’s sad that people are so judgmental theae days what a sad world we live in
And yes I was going to join a group but I decided it was better on my own and I didn’t know how to get out of the group on aw but you can ask people I been to I been all by myself but thanks guys for taking them time to read my comment and check out my profile much appreciated lots of love cute girl

The same wavelength? 

As in you both understand cash is going to change hands for you letting whoever is willing to pay it shag you

[cotton]

The same wavelength? 

As in you both understand cash is going to change hands for you letting whoever is willing to pay it shag you

Her AW profile says ;
"Q. How do I arrange to meet you?   A. Please send me an email in the first instance stating DATE, TIME, VENUE and DURATION of the booking.
Once I have checked my diary I will email you back either confirming I am free or suggesting another time/date if I am busy.
If everything is ok at that point I will call you to "break the ice" and we can discuss your requirements etc....."

So according to this she does communicate with clients first to check they are compatible , just like many prossies do , seemingly more to do with checking the suitability of the client than simply if he has the money. Thats how i interpret it. Seems reasonable.

[lewisjones23]

Her AW profile says ;
"Q. How do I arrange to meet you?   A. Please send me an email in the first instance stating DATE, TIME, VENUE and DURATION of the booking.
Once I have checked my diary I will email you back either confirming I am free or suggesting another time/date if I am busy.
If everything is ok at that point I will call you to "break the ice" and we can discuss your requirements etc....."

So according to this she does communicate with clients first to check they are compatible , just like many prossies do , seemingly more to do with checking the suitability of the client than simply if he has the money. Thats how i interpret it. Seems reasonable.