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Offline Fannytastico

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Why does a guy book a prossie, if all he wants is a kiss, a cuddle and a chat?  This particular person, who I've seen once before, thinks it would be disrespectful to me to do anything else.  What is it about being a prostitute he doesn't get?  OK, my profile might be a bit different to other peoples, but not that much.  He's a nice enough chap, but is it the start of a stalker-type weirdo personality coming through?

Offline Lurtz

He's shit at sex and knows he can't win your heart that way, so he's trying the old I-won't-treat-you-like-a-piece-of-meat-routine.

Have you seen his willy yet?

Offline enzio

He wants you to "Love" him for being such a "respectable" gentleman.  Are you falling for it yet? :lol:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Why does a guy book a prossie, if all he wants is a kiss, a cuddle and a chat?  This particular person, who I've seen once before, thinks it would be disrespectful to me to do anything else.

I blame the government when they closed down the asylums in favour of care in the community, it was a recipe for disaster.  :( :(

Offline Matium

He's waiting for you to take the lead.

Next time he sees you, just slap him, have you got a riding crop? If you have, just strike him gently at first. His reaction will be one of astonishment then gratitude.

After that, he'll do anything you say but you must always take the lead.

Honestly, woman, can't you see he's waiting for to take charge of him?

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Offline softlad

He wants you to "Love" him for being such a "respectable" gentleman.  Are you falling for it yet? :lol:

Not so fast, this guy might be thinking outside the box, it could be a dastardly scheme we havn't thought of yet....
Lull 'em into a false sense of security an all that.  ;)
 
 

Offline Lurtz

He sounds gay to me. It's only a matter of time until he whispers in Fanny's ear, "Up the bum, no babies. You know it makes sense."
Has he brought you any presents: checked shirt, fake beard, axe ...

Offline Fannytastico

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Have you seen his willy yet?
No.  I'd rather see yours, big boy! :P

Offline enzio

Not so fast, this guy might be thinking outside the box, it could be a dastardly scheme we havn't thought of yet....
Lull 'em into a false sense of security an all that.  ;)

Then again; he might be a genuinely nice respectable guy and we should all be following his example as opposed to the scum who pay a girl just to sleep with her :lol:

Offline Lurtz

Have you noticed him whistling show tunes to himself?

Offline Fannytastico

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Actually I've seen him twice.  The first booking I rang to cancel as I was exhausted.  He came to deliver a bouquet of roses anyway and stayed for a cup of tea.  The second time was the hug-athon, he had been reading my blog and I mentioned something about some old dears trying to marry me off.  He said he thought it was a good idea.


This time, he was angling for a discount and said he was broke, then said he would drive his new car to see me.  He wants no services this time either (disrespectful to me). Will this all end badly?  Should I just refuse to see him for his own good.

Offline softlad

He wants no services this time either (disrespectful to me). Will this all end badly? 

Possibly.
 
Should I just refuse to see him for his own good.

Possibly.
 
Alarm bells are already ringing for you, follow your intuition.  ;)

Offline Lurtz

Then again; he might be a genuinely nice respectable guy and we should all be following his example as opposed to the scum who pay a girl just to sleep with her :lol:

Yeah, I hate those scumbags who pay women for sex. I only do it so the ladies can buy milk and fresh fruit for their kids. Prostitution has almost single-handedly eliminated rickets and scurvy among benefit claimants and Romanians.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2011, 10:45:10 PM by Lurtz »

Offline enzio

Actually I've seen him twice.  The first booking I rang to cancel as I was exhausted.  He came to deliver a bouquet of roses anyway and stayed for a cup of tea.  The second time was the hug-athon, he had been reading my blog and I mentioned something about some old dears trying to marry me off.  He said he thought it was a good idea.


This time, he was angling for a discount and said he was broke, then said he would drive his new car to see me.  He wants no services this time either (disrespectful to me). Will this all end badly?  Should I just refuse to see him for his own good.

To be serious; if I was you (and I'm not trying to give out advice here); this is the type of guy I'd worry about most.  He's clearly delusional (or stupid).  Either way, if he doesn't get what he possibly thinks he's owed for all his decency, he could all of a sudden turn.  That's worrying.

Offline Matium

Goodness, Fanny, you don't mean all your other clients are in the dirty mac brigade!

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Offline Fannytastico

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Goodness, Fanny, you don't mean all your other clients are in the dirty mac brigade!


Phwoar yeah.  I can't get their macs off fast enough!  Bung a condom on their willy and I'm away.

Offline Fannytastico

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Yeah, I hate those scumbags who pay women for sex. I only do it so the ladies can buy milk and fresh fruit for their kids. Prostitution has almost single-handedly eliminated rickets and scurvy among benefit claimants and Romanians.
I've found a great avatar for you.

Offline Lurtz

Actually I've seen him twice.  The first booking I rang to cancel as I was exhausted.  He came to deliver a bouquet of roses anyway and stayed for a cup of tea.  The second time was the hug-athon, he had been reading my blog and I mentioned something about some old dears trying to marry me off.  He said he thought it was a good idea.


This time, he was angling for a discount and said he was broke, then said he would drive his new car to see me.  He wants no services this time either (disrespectful to me). Will this all end badly?  Should I just refuse to see him for his own good.

Roses = he loves you
Drinking tea with the ladies = he's not a real punter and therefore deserves special consideration
Hugs = he has a feminine side and is establishing an explicit empathy with you
Marry = he doesn't hold your job against you. Your relationship is based on friendship, not a meaningless punter-WG association.
Discount = ahh, it all falls into place.


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Offline Fannytastico

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Got it. Cheers, me dear.
Yes, it wasn't really appropriate for me, but I really liked it!

Offline Matium

Do the rest of us get to have a look?

:)

Offline Lurtz

Do the rest of us get to have a look?

:)

I support single moms!

Here's one for you:


Offline Fannytastico

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What the hell is that?  A phone that has been spunked on?  It's not very clear (thank goodness).




His pressie is showing - I support single moms.

Offline Lurtz

What the hell is that?  A phone that has been spunked on?  It's not very clear (thank goodness).


It's a dusty phone! I'm not surprised you didn't recognize it.  ;)


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