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Offline Sar-Major

Well just been "Trawling" AW and noticed Mrs NE had new photos up, AND she's now changed her dress size from 12 to 14........... :scare:

Keep going girl until you get to the size 18 that you are.................  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline trainspotter

You're feeling brave this morning, S-M. Hope you and the troops are ready for the counter-attack!!  :thumbsup:

Offline Sar-Major

You're feeling brave this morning, S-M. Hope you and the troops are ready for the counter-attack!!  :thumbsup:

Lead by Example TS Lead by Example.  :thumbsup:

The "Fuzzy Wuzzies don't like it up them, as Cpl. Jones used to say........................  :D :D :D

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Lead by Example TS Lead by Example.  :thumbsup:

The "Fuzzy Wuzzies don't like it up them, as Cpl. Jones used to say........................  :D :D :D

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I know people say you are old but didn't know you served alongside Cpl Jones  :D :D :D

Offline Sar-Major

I know people say you are old but didn't know you served alongside Cpl Jones  :D :D :D

Noo. Just met him at an "Owld Farts Re-Union Dinner"..........................  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Offline waynekerr600

You're feeling brave this morning, S-M. Hope you and the troops are ready for the counter-attack!!  :thumbsup:

The only counter attack will be at Gregg's

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Well just been "Trawling" AW and noticed Mrs NE had new photos up, AND she's now changed her dress size from 12 to 14........... :scare:

Keep going girl until you get to the size 18 that you are.................  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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You're too kind, you must be mellowing with age

Offline oldrockingchair

Noo. Just met him at an "Owld Farts Re-Union Dinner"..........................  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Could just imagine you all passing the Port around the table and flicking peas and mash at each other, singing songs about REMF's..
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Offline Dimond dave

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Good advert for greggs I suppose

Well just been "Trawling" AW and noticed Mrs NE had new photos up, AND she's now changed her dress size from 12 to 14........... :scare:

Keep going girl until you get to the size 18 that you are.................  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline waynekerr600

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Good advert for greggs I suppose

Not as good as the reversed sign though

Offline Tiger63

The daft thing is, if she was honest about her size  she would probably get a few more bookings  :unknown:

Offline Sar-Major

The daft thing is, if she was honest about her size  she would probably get a few more bookings  :unknown:

That's very true Tiger, we are all different beasts, with different tastes.  ;)

I prefer girlies who are 30-60 and average size, now and again I want either a "Skinny Minnie" or a "Cuddly Cutie" and maybe a tad younger.  :thumbsup:

She needs to address her honesty (size wise) and advertising strategy.  :dash:

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That's very true Tiger, we are all different beasts, with different tastes.  ;)

I prefer girlies who are 30-60 and average size, now and again I want either a "Skinny Minnie" or a "Cuddly Cutie" and maybe a tad younger.  :thumbsup:

She needs to address her honesty (size wise) and advertising strategy.  :dash:

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Yeah, but nobody wants a "Hungry Hippo" or "Porky Pig"

Offline Sar-Major

Yeah, but nobody wants a "Hungry Hippo" or "Porky Pig"

"Bitchy"................................  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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