I had a recent punt with an American girl, who had a piano in her room where she worked. We spoke about it and she noted that she plays, I said I wished I could play the piano, but could only play the guitar. Whilst she was in the shower, I decided to have a wee go, belting out a bit of "chopsticks", she roared through from the shower that it was excellent...
Anyway she gets out the shower, I wanted to get away, sits down at the piano naked (after cumming I realised that she actually wasn't particularly attractive in a moment of post ejaculation clarity) and starts playing away. I made the mistake of saying it was good, which prompted her to play another song, which I thought I recognised, then she started singing "yesterday" by the Beatles, bloody awful and quite embarassing for me, I didn't know where to look, I just wanted out. So I went and got my bag packed etc and then ready to go. She finished on the piano and now had a crappy out of tune acoustic guitar, which she handed to me and asked me to play a song for her. I agreed, but said I'd have to leave straight after as it was getting late. I tried to tune it, but it was fucked... the first song that came into my head was "the bear necessities" from the Jungle Book, so I badly played and sung the first verse and chorus, she joined in. I then handed the guitar back and grabbed my bag when she started playing "zombie" by the Cranberries, it was getting rediculous now, so I just left her naked on the bed with a guitar, singing away.
I'd have killed for some Shania Twain or some euro techno in place of that cringe fest.