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Offline PD11

You know you have had too many punts when you write an article like the following.

But seriously, once you notice it, how annoying is the music that most WG's play during a booking? Believe it or not, some of my punts are actually defined by this!!

I can remember seeing one girl who was absolutely smoking, a red-head with a body to die for. She stripped me down, sat me on the end of the bed and told me she was going to give me a lap dance. I was sat there, ready and raring to go, then POW! The opening strains of Limp Bizkit's mid-noughties hit "Rollin'" punctured the air!

Fucking hell, I felt like putting my clothes on a getting off!! How is that sexy? But there she was, this little darling grinding around to this totally inappropriate song! I'd of burst out laughing if I didn't talk offence!

Another girl I seen - this absolutely UNBELIEVABLE Polish chick - took the biscuit though. This girl was amazing, she looked like a runway model! So there I am, on my first visit to her, stripped down and ready to go, when POW! Up starts Shania Twains's smash-hit "That Don't Impress Me Much"!! Fuck me, it felt personal!! A week or two later, i go see her again - and guess what? The same fucking song starts up!!! I actually thought it was funny this time and just had it down as a coincidence. But on the third visit I'd had enough!

Three fucking times?

I was getting a condition!!

Another girl I fucked in say mid-September was more than happy to let Wizzard tell us "He wished it could be Christmas everyday". What the fuck?

And finally, them EE girls who throw some native dance songs on and just bounce on your dick in time to the best! Is that necessary? That doesn't make me horny or want to cum, it makes me get a headache and feel like fucking off home!

So as the title says, can' you turn the music down please?

Offline smiths

You know you have had too many punts when you write an article like the following.

But seriously, once you notice it, how annoying is the music that most WG's play during a booking? Believe it or not, some of my punts are actually defined by this!!

I can remember seeing one girl who was absolutely smoking, a red-head with a body to die for. She stripped me down, sat me on the end of the bed and told me she was going to give me a lap dance. I was sat there, ready and raring to go, then POW! The opening strains of Limp Bizkit's mid-noughties hit "Rollin'" punctured the air!

Fucking hell, I felt like putting my clothes on a getting off!! How is that sexy? But there she was, this little darling grinding around to this totally inappropriate song! I'd of burst out laughing if I didn't talk offence!

Another girl I seen - this absolutely UNBELIEVABLE Polish chick - took the biscuit though. This girl was amazing, she looked like a runway model! So there I am, on my first visit to her, stripped down and ready to go, when POW! Up starts Shania Twains's smash-hit "That Don't Impress Me Much"!! Fuck me, it felt personal!! A week or two later, i go see her again - and guess what? The same fucking song starts up!!! I actually thought it was funny this time and just had it down as a coincidence. But on the third visit I'd had enough!

Three fucking times?

I was getting a condition!!

Another girl I fucked in say mid-September was more than happy to let Wizzard tell us "He wished it could be Christmas everyday". What the fuck?

And finally, them EE girls who throw some native dance songs on and just bounce on your dick in time to the best! Is that necessary? That doesn't make me horny or want to cum, it makes me get a headache and feel like fucking off home!

So as the title says, can' you turn the music down please?

Some WGs use their own songs as the punt timing so they know how long has gone and how long is left.

If i dont like the music being played i ask for it to be turned off or i ask for my own CD that i have in my bag to go on. It depends on my mood whether i want music or not playing. Your paying so up to you to say you dont want the music on in my view.

Offline Daffodil

I punted with a girl a few weeks after Christmas and she put 'The Santa Clause' on and stopped during oral sex to watch her favourite scene  :dash: :dash:

Give me Shania Twain over that any day!

Offline PD11

I punted with a girl a few weeks after Christmas and she put 'The Santa Clause' on and stopped during oral sex to watch her favourite scene  :dash: :dash:

Give me Shania Twain over that any day!

Haha that's a classic that!

Jeez, sorry for all the spelling mistakes in the article. Damn iPhone.

Offline ukmax

My worst experience was with a Rumanian WG who was playing Rumanian folk music at high volume through the crappy speaker on her laptop. Wen I asked her to turn it off or at least down she refused. Needless to say I left!!

Offline 8Ace

Visited a girl recently who played the Smiths. I love The Smiths but the sound of Morrissey's voice is a bit of a wood killer.

explicitencounters

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I don't know, my experience was with a spanish girl, though she looked romanian, played the radio and 'lady hear me tonight' played which was pretty smooth for an summer evening, enjoyable punt

MidlandsEscortxo

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Visited a girl recently who played the Smiths. I love The Smiths but the sound of Morrissey's voice is a bit of a wood killer.

LMAO depressive or what!

Offline Strawberry

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If you are really lucky I'll pop Leonard on  :coolgirl:.

TeasingTanya24

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I personally don't play music because everyone's taste are so different your never going too be able too please everyone i'd much rather chat than try and be sexy while some crap plays I know when I worked in parlours there was radio playing in every room will never forget half way through a chlamydia advert come on that was lovely an awkward half way through sucking cock ;)

Offline PuntingPete

Sometimes you need some music on, particularly in a modern apartment block or an Hotel. You don't want to advertise to the neighbours what you are doing  :hi:

Offline NIK

They quite often have local commercial radio on.
If most is as bad as my local commercial radio station which comprises 60% crap adverts, 35% crap music and 5% crap chat then it would be the mother of all turn offs.

Offline hockogrockle

I'm pretty deaf these days. I never realised it had advantages!

Offline Juankerr

During a punt a little while back , the Pretty Reckless came on the local radio and the thought of fucking Taylor Momsen really spurred me on!!  ;)

Toshiba

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I punted once to the locomotion, we both laughed and then fucked faster

Offline Ali Katt

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They quite often have local commercial radio on.
If most is as bad as my local commercial radio station which comprises 60% crap adverts, 35% crap music and 5% crap chat then it would be the mother of all turn offs.
Yep. I've had a punt to Capital FM, in a parlour and it was loud as well. The punt was shit. We had a Pink song, I think a Katy Perry one and a Flo-Rida, A GO COMPARE ADVERT and some other crap ads and lots corny celebrity gossip. The parlour and woman will remain nameless out of respect (Hannah @ Classic Touch).

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Had a punt in Norwich to local radio, fairly late at night. The music was shite, the 'chat' worse and the STD awareness advert that came on topped it off.

I left.

Offline DJ Fruit Polo

I like a bit of background music, as long as it's not overpowering.  I'm not too fussed what it is, but chat radio or adverts wouldn't be good.

I once visited a girl who started humming Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" mid-punt - that was a bit odd and I think she was surprised that I recognised it.

Offline toon972

Had a punt with a girl and she played a  Phil Collins cd,saying that he was popular with most people.Well not me he is not,can not stand that whiney voice

The President

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a lot of WG play a cd where a particular tune informs them when time is up - thats why its always same shit

vorian

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One of my biggest pet hates is music being played it drives me nuts and will ask for it to be switched off. I am not a loud punter so the neighbours excuse does not wash with me. Why not use a correctly set clock as opposed to a timed track,  that does not wash either. Never been refused when asking for music to be turned off.

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If you are really lucky I'll pop Leonard on  :coolgirl:.

I fucking love Leonard. I had front row seats at wembley arena last year.

Offline Duke of Earl

first things I generally do when I go into the room to shower are turn the music down a bit and the lights up a bit.

Don't mind a little bit of music, as long as it is not too loud.

Less and less places seem to have porn on a telly in the room these days.

Offline Daffodil

Yep. I've had a punt to Capital FM, in a parlour and it was loud as well. The punt was shit. We had a Pink song, I think a Katy Perry one and a Flo-Rida, A GO COMPARE ADVERT and some other crap ads and lots corny celebrity gossip. The parlour and woman will remain nameless out of respect (Hannah @ Classic Touch).

Says everything you need to know about the punt if you can remember which adverts were on  :thumbsdown:

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first things I generally do when I go into the room to shower are turn the music down a bit and the lights up a bit.

Don't mind a little bit of music, as long as it is not too loud.

Less and less places seem to have porn on a telly in the room these days.
A loud TV is just as bad, mainly because of the amount of crap adverts and the programmes aren't any better. The downside to porn being on is you usually see people having better sex than your having at the time.

Says everything you need to know about the punt if you can remember which adverts were on  :thumbsdown:
Funny, but true.  :lol:

Stealthshagger

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Until I started punting I wondered who was buying all the German and Eastern techno that fills up those compilation dance music CDs. The only songs or music that would make me walk are hermaphrodite Bieber, bob the builder, and the Macarena, remixes included. I once had a punt where the music was a good playlist...sex therapy, red light special, NIN closer.  That was a very good time and the music actually added to the mood a lot. Getting a good naked lap dance to red light special is nice.  Getting your nozzle nibbled until you give her a facial whilst listening to "closer" is a pleasure. Shame it's an anomaly. Wish I had asked for the other song names actually. Listening to scooter whilst having sex is not the best mood-music match. Why people like some Rammstein is clear, but I don't need to hear loud German industrial music while I'm nibbling on someone's salad-free taco. I assume it's used for measuring time, not ambience enhancement usually. Not using it for the mood setter too is missing a trick I reckon.

Ass-Bo

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Totally agree turn that shit off, the only noise I wanna hear is the sound of a Pro$$ie at work :D

Offline NIK

I like a bit of background music, as long as it's not overpowering.  I'm not too fussed what it is, but chat radio or adverts wouldn't be good.

I once visited a girl who started humming Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" mid-punt - that was a bit odd and I think she was surprised that I recognised it.

Great track, but I hope she didn't look like Ian Anderson!  :D

Offline Marquis

Crap music can annoy me while I'm waiting for the girl to come in the room, but once it's 'game on' I can put the music right out of my head.

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I fucking love Leonard. I had front row seats at wembley arena last year.

I saw him in Manchester :thumbsup:

Regards music during a punt, I have quite a range and I just see what I fancy. If it's someone new I have a list of fairly neutral stuff which suits most people, it can also make for a good talking point, or icebreaker. Sometimes clients will let me know what sort of music they like and if I have it I'll play it. Otherwise it's something from my collection and have had many compliments on the selection. I think I get asked to turn it off/no music approximately once a year, and occasionally I will leave it off too just for a change.

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There's a Polish girl up the road that was charging £50 for an hour and an extra £20 for anal. As I got there she started acting strange. She basically accused me of coming there to fuck her in the arse. Nothing else. All guys only ever come to pay to fuck her in the arse. To be honest I hardly ever expect them to agree to have anal sex, so I didn't go there with any expectations. She also started throwing the story around that this was her last day. She's found a boyfriend and getting out of the life.

Fucking annoying so I thought OK, I'll pay you the extra £20, I am going to fuck you in the arse now. Started with some missionary sex, and then said right lets do the anal. So she puts some music on with her phone. As my dick goes into her ring she starts singing along to this crappy music. Now I'm doing missionary anal with her for some reason, and she refuses to get on her knees.

I decided to bring this whole story to an end. This girl has been working for 7 years or something. The music helped her deal with the degradation I suppose.

Personally I'd rather have a girl that puts whatever music on if it gets her in the mood. Than have a quiet room with a girl on her knees with her face in the pillow. You need music for lapdances. Some of my best punts have been with girls who play music.

If I played my music I'd probably need to go to hospital afterwards. My favourite band is Slayer and I'm already suffering from abdominal muscle pain. It wouldn't be safe listening to that while punting at this stage in my life.

Persie

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You know you have had too many punts when you write an article like the following.

But seriously, once you notice it, how annoying is the music that most WG's play during a booking? Believe it or not, some of my punts are actually defined by this!!

I can remember seeing one girl who was absolutely smoking, a red-head with a body to die for. She stripped me down, sat me on the end of the bed and told me she was going to give me a lap dance. I was sat there, ready and raring to go, then POW! The opening strains of Limp Bizkit's mid-noughties hit "Rollin'" punctured the air!

Fucking hell, I felt like putting my clothes on a getting off!! How is that sexy? But there she was, this little darling grinding around to this totally inappropriate song! I'd of burst out laughing if I didn't talk offence!

Another girl I seen - this absolutely UNBELIEVABLE Polish chick - took the biscuit though. This girl was amazing, she looked like a runway model! So there I am, on my first visit to her, stripped down and ready to go, when POW! Up starts Shania Twains's smash-hit "That Don't Impress Me Much"!! Fuck me, it felt personal!! A week or two later, i go see her again - and guess what? The same fucking song starts up!!! I actually thought it was funny this time and just had it down as a coincidence. But on the third visit I'd had enough!

Three fucking times?

I was getting a condition!!

Another girl I fucked in say mid-September was more than happy to let Wizzard tell us "He wished it could be Christmas everyday". What the fuck?

And finally, them EE girls who throw some native dance songs on and just bounce on your dick in time to the best! Is that necessary? That doesn't make me horny or want to cum, it makes me get a headache and feel like fucking off home!

So as the title says, can' you turn the music down please?

Stick the links up....you sell them well

SirFrank

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I once had my best punts ever shagging to kashmire by led zepplin

Mara

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Nothing beats good classical music in the background.
One of my favorite would be Offenbachs Barcarolle, performed by two beautiful women, Anna Netrebko and Elina Garanca, saw them live at the opera, amazing.

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Relaxing and goes well with a slow BJ, never had any complains but my clientele is mostly 45+ and they love it and so do I. Feel free to disagree or to shoot me, but that is what I call good and sexy background music.

Offline akauya

Nothing beats good classical music in the background.
One of my favorite would be Offenbachs Barcarolle, performed by two beautiful women, Anna Netrebko and Elina Garanca, saw them live at the opera, amazing.

External Link/Members Only

Relaxing and goes well with a slow BJ, never had any complains but my clientele is mostly 45+ and they love it and so do I. Feel free to disagree or to shoot me, but that is what I call good and sexy background music.

Now you're talking! Anna Netrebko yes please!  :rose:

Offline DJ Fruit Polo

Great track, but I hope she didn't look like Ian Anderson!  :D

She was much more attractive than Mr Anderson, but unfortunately not a very inspiring flute player either IMHO   :(

Rochdull lad

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I fucking love Leonard. I had front row seats at wembley arena last year.
I saw him in Manchester :thumbsup:

Regards music during a punt, I have quite a range and I just see what I fancy. If it's someone new I have a list of fairly neutral stuff which suits most people, it can also make for a good talking point, or icebreaker. Sometimes clients will let me know what sort of music they like and if I have it I'll play it. Otherwise it's something from my collection and have had many compliments on the selection. I think I get asked to turn it off/no music approximately once a year, and occasionally I will leave it off too just for a change.

And I saw him in the Free Trade Hall in the 1970s!  Love his music!!

I can cope with most kinds of music being on [NOT radios, though - hate the adverts on local stations] but I fear that if one of Leonard's CDs was being played, I might find it more difficult to concentrate on the punt.

overhead

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Nothing beats good classical music in the background.
One of my favorite would be Offenbachs Barcarolle, performed by two beautiful women, Anna Netrebko and Elina Garanca, saw them live at the opera, amazing.

External Link/Members Only

Relaxing and goes well with a slow BJ, never had any complains but my clientele is mostly 45+ and they love it and so do I. Feel free to disagree or to shoot me, but that is what I call good and sexy background music.

No, you're right. That's good.


zatoichi

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Worse one i've had was she gets her phone a starts playing some music.It's some kind of Romanian dance track.Trouble is,that turned out to be the only tune she had on it so it was on continuos loop.Talk about enough to drive you divvy

Rochdull lad

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Nothing beats good classical music in the background.
One of my favorite would be Offenbachs Barcarolle, performed by two beautiful women, Anna Netrebko and Elina Garanca, saw them live at the opera, amazing.

External Link/Members Only

Relaxing and goes well with a slow BJ, never had any complains but my clientele is mostly 45+ and they love it and so do I. Feel free to disagree or to shoot me, but that is what I call good and sexy background music.

Not disagreeing with you, Mara; but the time I spend with one of my Regulars has Bach's Cello concertos as background music.  External Link/Members Only  It's sort-of "our tune".

Andre 3000

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I have a custom made playlist when I do outcalls at my place.

Never fails to set the right mood.

Offline Daffodil

I have a custom made playlist when I do outcalls at my place.

Never fails to set the right mood.

Miss Jackson?

Offline brightperv

@peterdraper11 you do seem to have an amazing ability to remember the names of tunes you don't like. Or it's the name of tunes you don't like to listen to while you fuck.

If a WG is playing annoying music I just get her to turn it off. I request porn is being shown anyway but I suppose that dose not stop music being played at the same time?

If they had good taste in music they would be DJs not WGs!

Offline Cactus

I had a recent punt with an American girl, who had a piano in her room where she worked.  We spoke about it and she noted that she plays, I said I wished I could play the piano, but could only play the guitar.  Whilst she was in the shower, I decided to have a wee go, belting out a bit of "chopsticks", she roared through from the shower that it was excellent...

Anyway she gets out the shower, I wanted to get away, sits down at the piano naked (after cumming I realised that she actually wasn't particularly attractive in a moment of post ejaculation clarity) and starts playing away.  I made the mistake of saying it was good, which prompted her to play another song, which I thought I recognised, then she started singing "yesterday" by the Beatles, bloody awful and quite embarassing for me, I didn't know where to look, I just wanted out.  So I went and got my bag packed etc and then ready to go.  She finished on the piano and now had a crappy out of tune acoustic guitar, which she handed to me and asked me to play a song for her.  I agreed, but said I'd have to leave straight after as it was getting late.  I tried to tune it, but it was fucked... the first song that came into my head was "the bear necessities" from the Jungle Book, so I badly played and sung the first verse and chorus, she joined in.  I then handed the guitar back and grabbed my bag when she started playing "zombie" by the Cranberries, it was getting rediculous now, so I just left her naked on the bed with a guitar, singing away.

I'd have killed for some Shania Twain or some euro techno in place of that cringe fest.

Sailormack

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I had a recent punt with an American girl, who had a piano in her room where she worked.  We spoke about it and she noted that she plays, I said I wished I could play the piano, but could only play the guitar.  Whilst she was in the shower, I decided to have a wee go, belting out a bit of "chopsticks", she roared through from the shower that it was excellent...

Anyway she gets out the shower, I wanted to get away, sits down at the piano naked (after cumming I realised that she actually wasn't particularly attractive in a moment of post ejaculation clarity) and starts playing away.  I made the mistake of saying it was good, which prompted her to play another song, which I thought I recognised, then she started singing "yesterday" by the Beatles, bloody awful and quite embarassing for me, I didn't know where to look, I just wanted out.  So I went and got my bag packed etc and then ready to go.  She finished on the piano and now had a crappy out of tune acoustic guitar, which she handed to me and asked me to play a song for her.  I agreed, but said I'd have to leave straight after as it was getting late.  I tried to tune it, but it was fucked... the first song that came into my head was "the bear necessities" from the Jungle Book, so I badly played and sung the first verse and chorus, she joined in.  I then handed the guitar back and grabbed my bag when she started playing "zombie" by the Cranberries, it was getting rediculous now, so I just left her naked on the bed with a guitar, singing away.

I'd have killed for some Shania Twain or some euro techno in place of that cringe fest.

Puntmare from hell  :bomb:

Offline brightperv

I had a recent punt with an American girl, who had a piano in her room where she worked.  We spoke about it and she noted that she plays, I said I wished I could play the piano, but could only play the guitar.  Whilst she was in the shower, I decided to have a wee go, belting out a bit of "chopsticks", she roared through from the shower that it was excellent...

Anyway she gets out the shower, I wanted to get away, sits down at the piano naked (after cumming I realised that she actually wasn't particularly attractive in a moment of post ejaculation clarity) and starts playing away.  I made the mistake of saying it was good, which prompted her to play another song, which I thought I recognised, then she started singing "yesterday" by the Beatles, bloody awful and quite embarassing for me, I didn't know where to look, I just wanted out.  So I went and got my bag packed etc and then ready to go.  She finished on the piano and now had a crappy out of tune acoustic guitar, which she handed to me and asked me to play a song for her.  I agreed, but said I'd have to leave straight after as it was getting late.  I tried to tune it, but it was fucked... the first song that came into my head was "the bear necessities" from the Jungle Book, so I badly played and sung the first verse and chorus, she joined in.  I then handed the guitar back and grabbed my bag when she started playing "zombie" by the Cranberries, it was getting rediculous now, so I just left her naked on the bed with a guitar, singing away.

I'd have killed for some Shania Twain or some euro techno in place of that cringe fest.

Quote possibly one of the best worst punt stories I have never heard. Classic!