You know you have had too many punts when you write an article like the following.
But seriously, once you notice it, how annoying is the music that most WG's play during a booking? Believe it or not, some of my punts are actually defined by this!!
I can remember seeing one girl who was absolutely smoking, a red-head with a body to die for. She stripped me down, sat me on the end of the bed and told me she was going to give me a lap dance. I was sat there, ready and raring to go, then POW! The opening strains of Limp Bizkit's mid-noughties hit "Rollin'" punctured the air!
Fucking hell, I felt like putting my clothes on a getting off!! How is that sexy? But there she was, this little darling grinding around to this totally inappropriate song! I'd of burst out laughing if I didn't talk offence!
Another girl I seen - this absolutely UNBELIEVABLE Polish chick - took the biscuit though. This girl was amazing, she looked like a runway model! So there I am, on my first visit to her, stripped down and ready to go, when POW! Up starts Shania Twains's smash-hit "That Don't Impress Me Much"!! Fuck me, it felt personal!! A week or two later, i go see her again - and guess what? The same fucking song starts up!!! I actually thought it was funny this time and just had it down as a coincidence. But on the third visit I'd had enough!
Three fucking times?
I was getting a condition!!
Another girl I fucked in say mid-September was more than happy to let Wizzard tell us "He wished it could be Christmas everyday". What the fuck?
And finally, them EE girls who throw some native dance songs on and just bounce on your dick in time to the best! Is that necessary? That doesn't make me horny or want to cum, it makes me get a headache and feel like fucking off home!
So as the title says, can' you turn the music down please?