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Author Topic: Can you turn the music down please, love?  (Read 5162 times)

Offline PD11

You know you have had too many punts when you write an article like the following.

But seriously, once you notice it, how annoying is the music that most WG's play during a booking? Believe it or not, some of my punts are actually defined by this!!

I can remember seeing one girl who was absolutely smoking, a red-head with a body to die for. She stripped me down, sat me on the end of the bed and told me she was going to give me a lap dance. I was sat there, ready and raring to go, then POW! The opening strains of Limp Bizkit's mid-noughties hit "Rollin'" punctured the air!

Fucking hell, I felt like putting my clothes on a getting off!! How is that sexy? But there she was, this little darling grinding around to this totally inappropriate song! I'd of burst out laughing if I didn't talk offence!

Another girl I seen - this absolutely UNBELIEVABLE Polish chick - took the biscuit though. This girl was amazing, she looked like a runway model! So there I am, on my first visit to her, stripped down and ready to go, when POW! Up starts Shania Twains's smash-hit "That Don't Impress Me Much"!! Fuck me, it felt personal!! A week or two later, i go see her again - and guess what? The same fucking song starts up!!! I actually thought it was funny this time and just had it down as a coincidence. But on the third visit I'd had enough!

Three fucking times?

I was getting a condition!!

Another girl I fucked in say mid-September was more than happy to let Wizzard tell us "He wished it could be Christmas everyday". What the fuck?

And finally, them EE girls who throw some native dance songs on and just bounce on your dick in time to the best! Is that necessary? That doesn't make me horny or want to cum, it makes me get a headache and feel like fucking off home!

So as the title says, can' you turn the music down please?

Offline smiths

You know you have had too many punts when you write an article like the following.

But seriously, once you notice it, how annoying is the music that most WG's play during a booking? Believe it or not, some of my punts are actually defined by this!!

I can remember seeing one girl who was absolutely smoking, a red-head with a body to die for. She stripped me down, sat me on the end of the bed and told me she was going to give me a lap dance. I was sat there, ready and raring to go, then POW! The opening strains of Limp Bizkit's mid-noughties hit "Rollin'" punctured the air!

Fucking hell, I felt like putting my clothes on a getting off!! How is that sexy? But there she was, this little darling grinding around to this totally inappropriate song! I'd of burst out laughing if I didn't talk offence!

Another girl I seen - this absolutely UNBELIEVABLE Polish chick - took the biscuit though. This girl was amazing, she looked like a runway model! So there I am, on my first visit to her, stripped down and ready to go, when POW! Up starts Shania Twains's smash-hit "That Don't Impress Me Much"!! Fuck me, it felt personal!! A week or two later, i go see her again - and guess what? The same fucking song starts up!!! I actually thought it was funny this time and just had it down as a coincidence. But on the third visit I'd had enough!

Three fucking times?

I was getting a condition!!

Another girl I fucked in say mid-September was more than happy to let Wizzard tell us "He wished it could be Christmas everyday". What the fuck?

And finally, them EE girls who throw some native dance songs on and just bounce on your dick in time to the best! Is that necessary? That doesn't make me horny or want to cum, it makes me get a headache and feel like fucking off home!

So as the title says, can' you turn the music down please?

Some WGs use their own songs as the punt timing so they know how long has gone and how long is left.

If i dont like the music being played i ask for it to be turned off or i ask for my own CD that i have in my bag to go on. It depends on my mood whether i want music or not playing. Your paying so up to you to say you dont want the music on in my view.

Offline Daffodil

I punted with a girl a few weeks after Christmas and she put 'The Santa Clause' on and stopped during oral sex to watch her favourite scene  :dash: :dash:

Give me Shania Twain over that any day!

Offline PD11

I punted with a girl a few weeks after Christmas and she put 'The Santa Clause' on and stopped during oral sex to watch her favourite scene  :dash: :dash:

Give me Shania Twain over that any day!

Haha that's a classic that!

Jeez, sorry for all the spelling mistakes in the article. Damn iPhone.

Offline ukmax

My worst experience was with a Rumanian WG who was playing Rumanian folk music at high volume through the crappy speaker on her laptop. Wen I asked her to turn it off or at least down she refused. Needless to say I left!!

Offline 8Ace

Visited a girl recently who played the Smiths. I love The Smiths but the sound of Morrissey's voice is a bit of a wood killer.

Offline explicitencounters

I don't know, my experience was with a spanish girl, though she looked romanian, played the radio and 'lady hear me tonight' played which was pretty smooth for an summer evening, enjoyable punt

Offline MidlandsEscortxo

Visited a girl recently who played the Smiths. I love The Smiths but the sound of Morrissey's voice is a bit of a wood killer.

LMAO depressive or what!

Offline Strawberry

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If you are really lucky I'll pop Leonard on  :coolgirl:.

Offline TeasingTanya24

I personally don't play music because everyone's taste are so different your never going too be able too please everyone i'd much rather chat than try and be sexy while some crap plays I know when I worked in parlours there was radio playing in every room will never forget half way through a chlamydia advert come on that was lovely an awkward half way through sucking cock ;)

Offline PuntingPete

Sometimes you need some music on, particularly in a modern apartment block or an Hotel. You don't want to advertise to the neighbours what you are doing  :hi:

Offline NIK

They quite often have local commercial radio on.
If most is as bad as my local commercial radio station which comprises 60% crap adverts, 35% crap music and 5% crap chat then it would be the mother of all turn offs.

I'm pretty deaf these days. I never realised it had advantages!

Offline Juankerr

During a punt a little while back , the Pretty Reckless came on the local radio and the thought of fucking Taylor Momsen really spurred me on!!  ;)

Offline Toshiba

I punted once to the locomotion, we both laughed and then fucked faster

Offline Ali Katt

They quite often have local commercial radio on.
If most is as bad as my local commercial radio station which comprises 60% crap adverts, 35% crap music and 5% crap chat then it would be the mother of all turn offs.
Yep. I've had a punt to Capital FM, in a parlour and it was loud as well. The punt was shit. We had a Pink song, I think a Katy Perry one and a Flo-Rida, A GO COMPARE ADVERT and some other crap ads and lots corny celebrity gossip. The parlour and woman will remain nameless out of respect (Hannah @ Classic Touch).

Offline a10

Had a punt in Norwich to local radio, fairly late at night. The music was shite, the 'chat' worse and the STD awareness advert that came on topped it off.

I left.

I like a bit of background music, as long as it's not overpowering.  I'm not too fussed what it is, but chat radio or adverts wouldn't be good.

I once visited a girl who started humming Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" mid-punt - that was a bit odd and I think she was surprised that I recognised it.

Offline toon972

Had a punt with a girl and she played a  Phil Collins cd,saying that he was popular with most people.Well not me he is not,can not stand that whiney voice

a lot of WG play a cd where a particular tune informs them when time is up - thats why its always same shit

Offline vorian

One of my biggest pet hates is music being played it drives me nuts and will ask for it to be switched off. I am not a loud punter so the neighbours excuse does not wash with me. Why not use a correctly set clock as opposed to a timed track,  that does not wash either. Never been refused when asking for music to be turned off.
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Offline pierrot

If you are really lucky I'll pop Leonard on  :coolgirl:.

I fucking love Leonard. I had front row seats at wembley arena last year.

first things I generally do when I go into the room to shower are turn the music down a bit and the lights up a bit.

Don't mind a little bit of music, as long as it is not too loud.

Less and less places seem to have porn on a telly in the room these days.

Offline Daffodil

Yep. I've had a punt to Capital FM, in a parlour and it was loud as well. The punt was shit. We had a Pink song, I think a Katy Perry one and a Flo-Rida, A GO COMPARE ADVERT and some other crap ads and lots corny celebrity gossip. The parlour and woman will remain nameless out of respect (Hannah @ Classic Touch).

Says everything you need to know about the punt if you can remember which adverts were on  :thumbsdown:

Offline Ali Katt

first things I generally do when I go into the room to shower are turn the music down a bit and the lights up a bit.

Don't mind a little bit of music, as long as it is not too loud.

Less and less places seem to have porn on a telly in the room these days.
A loud TV is just as bad, mainly because of the amount of crap adverts and the programmes aren't any better. The downside to porn being on is you usually see people having better sex than your having at the time.

Says everything you need to know about the punt if you can remember which adverts were on  :thumbsdown:
Funny, but true.  :lol:


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