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Offline The Man With No Name

Hi de hi shaggers!

As well as my planned threesome, I've also decided to take the plunge for a full-on anal adventure with the legendary Layla, sometime in the next few weeks.

There's obviously been nearly as much written about her services and body, as Brexit in the last couple of years. But aside from being described as middle-eastern, I can't find much about her face. Being slightly older than the type of girl I'd normally book, while this isn't so much a concern, it is more of an interest than it'd otherwise be.

Could any of you fine chaps who've met her therefore compare her to anyone famous, or at least give a more detailed idea of her mugshot?

Merci buckets!

Offline Poopster

The Fife Layla??  You need your head read if so. 

Offline Don Quixote

The Fife Layla??  You need your head read if so.
Given the references to middle-eastern and anal, I'll hazard a guess he means Layla Exotic in Glasgow.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2019, 12:39:24 am by Don Quixote »

Offline The Man With No Name

Apologies, lads. Not like me. It's been a long, tiring day.

Indeed, Glasgow's very own Layla Exotic - External Link/Members Only.

Offline DickDiver

Apologies, lads. Not like me. It's been a long, tiring day.

Indeed, Glasgow's very own Layla Exotic - External Link/Members Only.

I've not seen her, but from the reviews don't go after a long tiring day or she will destroy you.

Offline ElbowGrease

I saw her a while ago - didn't feel the need to review as there's obviously a blueprint to her meetings.  Looks wise she's 6/10 with the fact she's foreign making her a bit more decent. 
Guess you're not necessarily looking at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire though...

Zidane18

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I saw her a while ago - didn't feel the need to review as there's obviously a blueprint to her meetings.  Looks wise she's 6/10 with the fact she's foreign making her a bit more decent. 
Guess you're not necessarily looking at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire though...

Looks wise shes 7/10

She is very if not over friendly though so that makes her far more appealing

Dont think about it and just do it

Pop a bluey before hand amd krep her on her toes

Victormeldrew

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A fairly attractive middle Eastern look. Certainly not the type you stop and stare at in the pub but you would check her out.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2019, 09:18:51 am by Victormeldrew »

Offline The Man With No Name

Cheers for this lads.

No famous mugshots she reminds you of, though?

Or would at least compare to in terms of attractiveness?

Offline Supermix

Salma Hayek - would be the closest resemblience I could think of. Not a million miles away but not on point.

Offline Dogbreath

Imagine an Arabic Steph McGovern - she has rather a long face, but not at all unattractive.

Offline seeker

Imagine an Arabic Steph McGovern - she has rather a long face, but not at all unattractive.
Looks like a whorse then  :D :lol:

Offline The Man With No Name

Looks like a whorse then  :D :lol:

Using the same pun twice in the same hour is cheating, Beano.

Offline Cash up front

Don't hang about, Man. I have spent a grand on her over the last couple of years before I joined UKP. Worth every penny. She turned 40 last year. She is fecking amazing. Once in a life time experience.

Offline Uncle Buck

I have spent a grand on her over the last couple of years.  Once in a life time experience.

Hardly once in a lifetime then but I get your point. I’ve never visited and interesting to hear that she’s not 10/10 facially. Reading the superb reviews she gets, the imagination automatically assumes she’s a beauty but obviously reality is very different.

UB

Fattwat

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The Fife Layla??  You need your head read if so.

I have already posted any punter will not be dissapointed visiting her which considered a derisory comment. Seriously for the recird she is older than posted, for sound business reasons, but i assure you she is a very attractive lady. I guarantee you will enjoy yourself my concerns as stated in another post were very personal. Not my fault you totally lost the plot LOL
Seriously go for it

Fattwat

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Sorry posted in reply to myothernameis

Offline Matrix

I have already posted any punter will not be dissapointed visiting her which considered a derisory comment. Seriously for the recird she is older than posted, for sound business reasons, but i assure you she is a very attractive lady. I guarantee you will enjoy yourself my concerns as stated in another post were very personal. Not my fault you totally lost the plot LOL
Seriously go for it

Unless you're her pimp, how on Earth can you guarantee anything?  :crazy:

Perhaps review her and give yourself a modicum of credence.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2019, 08:52:46 pm by Matrix »

Offline The Man With No Name

Hardly once in a lifetime then but I get your point. I’ve never visited and interesting to hear that she’s not 10/10 facially. Reading the superb reviews she gets, the imagination automatically assumes she’s a beauty but obviously reality is very different.

UB

Hoping (and presuming, given reports) it's not "very" different. But given the extent of her plaudits, this only adds weight to her level of usual performance in either case.

In any event, it goes without saying that I'd rather have a 8/10 girl on the overall (face + body) physical scale that gives 110% effort, as opposed to a 10 who only gives 70. For the same money, would I be willing to drop to 7/10 - or would I take a 9 who gives 80-90%? I guess at that point it becomes rather subjective in terms of personal taste in looks and services - which a girl's face, in particular, often is. Some really conventionally stunning girls can give a great, enthusiastic vanilla-ish GFE, for example - but are fucking useless at delivering anything else, despite advertising such services.

Like everything, it's a sliding scale. But with Layla's enthusiasm to do just about anything possible, to every hole possible, I'm willing to make the trade-off. Would certainly be disappointed to only find her a 6 for 140 quid. But with the fact I know to anticipate something of a classic milf look, I'm not expecting much less than an 8 overall, given many of her reviews rate her somewhere near a 10 on physicality alone.

Fattwat

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What a site of contrasts myothernemis says  i am a wg  attacking Layla and now another punter says i am Layla's  pimp no wonder new members are  put of posting. To be fare this was all initiated by myothernemisis nonsensical response to my post where he considered my saying any punter will be happy with her service as an attack on Layla and then concluded i was a jealous wg. Sorry but what an arsehole spouting compleye shit

Offline Matrix

What a site of contrasts myothernemis says  i am a wg  attacking Layla and now another punter says i am Layla's  pimp no wonder new members are  put of posting. To be fare this was all initiated by myothernemisis nonsensical response to my post where he considered my saying any punter will be happy with her service as an attack on Layla and then concluded i was a jealous wg. Sorry but what an arsehole spouting compleye shit

I didn't say you were her pimp, you moron. I asked you how you can guarantee anything, unless you're her pimp.

Notice the difference?

If you want to be taken seriously, stop whining and start reviewing. Of course, you're free to fuck off if you don't like it here.  :cry:
« Last Edit: January 12, 2019, 10:40:26 pm by Matrix »

Offline jedi master

I see Admin has banned op already.

Offline Matrix


Offline jedi master

That was what I meant should have been clearer. Didn't mean you were banned Matrix.

Sorry, also let this be a lesson not to post when on the bevy.  :hi:

Offline Matrix

That was what I meant should have been clearer. Didn't mean you were banned Matrix.

Sorry, also let this be a lesson not to post when on the bevy.  :hi:

I know what you meant but "op" is "original poster". I'm just being a pedantic cunt.  :hi:

Offline The Man With No Name

I know what you meant but "op" is "original poster". I'm just being a pedantic cunt.  :hi:

Yeah, still here gunslinging away, keeping the township in check.

Called fattwat out for being full of shit and to get the fuck out of Dodge on another thread, so good see him finally getting run out of town.

Yippee ki yay and all that shite...

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Offline Poopster

I have already posted any punter will not be dissapointed visiting her which considered a derisory comment. Seriously for the recird she is older than posted, for sound business reasons, but i assure you she is a very attractive lady. I guarantee you will enjoy yourself my concerns as stated in another post were very personal. Not my fault you totally lost the plot LOL
Seriously go for it

Who is this moron?

Offline daviebond

I was going to be seeing her this week coming but just got a text from her saying its that time of the month again and probably wouldnt be dry till about Friday. Oh well just my fucking luck :(
« Last Edit: January 13, 2019, 12:37:32 pm by daviebond »

Online FBman78

At least you got plenty of notice bud.

Offline daviebond

Aye, good point. Still want to fuck her arse though  ;)

Offline Matrix

Aye, good point. Still want to fuck her arse though  ;)

As long as that's not bleeding!   :D

Offline The Man With No Name

External Link/Members Only

Still ain't seen 5 and I don't want to.

Funny, when I searched to double-check the spelling I got the exact same result, watching it last night.

The clip I mean. Not seen 5 myself either. It all went south with 4 - inevitably losing the charm of the 3 originals, with too long a gap in between.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2019, 02:27:33 pm by The Man With No Name »

Offline Matrix

Funny, when I searched to double-check the spelling I got the exact same result, watching it last night.

The clip I mean. Not seen 5 myself either. It all went south with 4 - inevitably losing the charm of the 3 originals, with too long a gap in between.

Watched 1 & 2 again, at Christmas. Remember sneaking into see 2 , in the cinema as it was only a 15 and I was quite well built for a 13 year old.   :cool:


Offline Hardpipe

I was going to be seeing her this week coming but just got a text from her saying its that time of the month again and probably wouldnt be dry till about Friday. Oh well just my fucking luck :(

Got same message "the curse" right enough! :angry:

thomson2k16

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I last seen Layla about 18 months ago and at that time I remember her having big, yet slightly droopy breasts with huge scarring on them. She is about 7/10 in looks but she makes up in her efforts to please. She gives a super sloppy BJ and will deepthroat and then when she got me rock hard she went and lay on a table and told me to fuck her arse. She is very eager and doesn't time watch at all.

Offline HairyHaggis

The closest “celeb” to her, I would say, is the Egyptian bird from “the night manager”

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Offline daneeboy

I have seen Layla a few times in the past and i still think she has a slight resemblance to Rachel Welsh. this is only my opinion as i have been shot down in the past for saying this.

Offline The Man With No Name

I have seen Layla a few times in the past and i still think she has a slight resemblance to Rachel Welsh. this is only my opinion as i have been shot down in the past for saying this.

In her heyday, I hope you mean. She's nearly 80 now.

Offline daneeboy

In her heyday, I hope you mean. She's nearly 80 now.
Sorry i should have said around her forties.


Offline Tobash

I have seen her twice I think. I think facially she looks very attractive and definitely will surprise you with the attention she gives you. I don't punt much at all due to the lack of  time etc.
 Layla is stunning in my opinion and for the "full package" she does an amazing job considering the other few that I have seen and looked great,  the service usually is very vanilla and is a novelty at times and feels like your just parang ingredients a meet to be with someone who is nice looking but Layla doesn't make you feel like that and most of her reviews reflect this it seems. Facially IMO is definitely a 9 obviously everyone has different scoring systems ☺

Offline Keema

I have seen her twice I think. I think facially she looks very attractive and definitely will surprise you with the attention she gives you. I don't punt much at all due to the lack of  time etc.
 Layla is stunning in my opinion and for the "full package" she does an amazing job considering the other few that I have seen and looked great,  the service usually is very vanilla and is a novelty at times and feels like your just parang ingredients a meet to be with someone who is nice looking but Layla doesn't make you feel like that and most of her reviews reflect this it seems. Facially IMO is definitely a 9 obviously everyone has different scoring systems ☺

Twice you think.... Jeez you must live a life packed full with debauchery

Offline Matrix

I notice she has given feedback to a guy called "all-edin" who's recently seen her and also the barebacker "Taylor-jay".   :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: January 26, 2019, 05:48:58 pm by Matrix »

Offline The Man With No Name

I notice she has given feedback to a guy called "all-edin" who's recently seen her and also the barebacker "Taylor-jay".   :thumbsdown:

How do you see this?

Offline Matrix

How do you see this?

Was checking potential fuckees and noticed the feedback via this profile. External Link/Members Only

You know how to do the rest.  :hi:

Offline Clattypats

How do you see this?
I can't see it either... Matrix might just know off hand what punters FB to look out for (or from memory) , even if it has disappeared off the latest 100 FBs...

 I try memorize BB'ers on AW Feedbacks aswell... Such as "Edwardmorillo" who has seen "SuckerSoph" that openly advertises BB...   :wacko: :bomb:

Offline Matrix

I can't see it either... Matrix might just know off hand what punters FB to look out for (or from memory) , even if it has disappeared off the latest 100 FBs...

 I try memorize BB'ers on AW Feedbacks aswell... Such as "Edwardmorillo" who has seen "SuckerSoph" that openly advertises BB...   :wacko: :bomb:

Check the feedback on the profile link I put up. Then click on him.

Offline Matrix

Sorry, it's "ali-edin", not "all-edin" however it's the only feedback on the link I provided. Click on his feedback. Last saw Layla, previously Taylor Jay, who was touring here last month and openly offers BB.

The BB'r in question; External Link/Members Only

Just to note; I said the she (layla) left him feedback. Not that he, left her feedback.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2019, 09:38:59 pm by Matrix »