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Offline Matterhorn

Hey guys,

I'm finally off to Berlin (for the first time) in the last week on January/start of February for 4 nights. My Itinerary is currently as follows:

1. Wednesday 30 January - Artemis
2. Thursday 31 January - Insomnia
3. Friday 1 February - Aston External Link/Members Only and Erlebniswohnung External Link/Members Only
4. Saturday 2 February - Artemis again (somewhere else maybe - swingers club)
5. Anni Porshce or Airport Girls or similar

I plan on going to Insomnia on the Thursday evening (as research suggests that is the best day to go). I'm struggling with one thing though and was hoping for help. I read on here recently that before going to Insomnia on a Thursday night you need to join the so-called "Hedonistic Social Club". I've looked on the Insomnia website and it says you can join on the day/evening. I've also had a look on the Hedonistic Social Club website and it seems quite complicated to join - my understanding is that you have to send everything by post to an address in Germany - External Link/Members Only.

Has anyone recently been to Insomnia on a Thursday and come up against problems or can I just turn up on Thursday 31 January and become a member at Insomnia?

Thanks in advance.

M

« Last Edit: January 10, 2019, 09:06:04 pm by Matterhorn »

Offline Sigma

I would also be curious about this.

Bill Tong

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Just join at reception on the night. Fill in short form and get your card. €30 for 6 months if I remember.

Offline Splodge

Never been to Berlin. My apologies. Wish I could offer some insight. I'm in a NRW bubble once a year these days.

Offline Name Not Found

Just join at reception on the night. Fill in short form and get your card. €30 for 6 months if I remember.

That's right. IMHO, the whole thing is a pointless ruse for them to take more money off you. 30 Euros for 6 months of precisely fuck-all.

Offline Creativer90

What is the average age of woman on this club ?
it's easy for man to have sex with the hottest women on Thursdays ?

i would appreciate an answer

Bill Tong

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What is the average age of woman on this club ?
it's easy for man to have sex with the hottest women on Thursdays ?

i would appreciate an answer

Average age? Depends who attends on the night.
There are the house girls who are generally in their 20s or early 30s but there are often some who are older. Then there are the private women, generally part of a couple. If you look at the party details on the website you can see who has signed up for that night and their age. Generally the single girls on that list are the house girls. But of course most people who attend don't sign up. External Link/Members Only

Easy to have sex with hottest? Yes with house girls. Sometimes with the private guests.
Hope that help

Offline pusfunman

I don't know if it makes any difference to you, but Wednesday is Lingerie Night at Artemis so girls aren't naked. It matters to some, so FYI

Bill Tong

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Hey guys,

I'm finally off to Berlin (for the first time) in the last week on January/start of February for 4 nights. My Itinerary is currently as follows:

1. Wednesday 30 January - Artemis
2. Thursday 31 January - Insomnia
3. Friday 1 February - Aston External Link/Members Only and Erlebniswohnung External Link/Members Only
4. Saturday 2 February - Artemis again (somewhere else maybe - swingers club)
5. Anni Porshce or Airport Girls or similar

I plan on going to Insomnia on the Thursday evening (as research suggests that is the best day to go). I'm struggling with one thing though and was hoping for help. I read on here recently that before going to Insomnia on a Thursday night you need to join the so-called "Hedonistic Social Club". I've looked on the Insomnia website and it says you can join on the day/evening. I've also had a look on the Hedonistic Social Club website and it seems quite complicated to join - my understanding is that you have to send everything by post to an address in Germany - External Link/Members Only.

Has anyone recently been to Insomnia on a Thursday and come up against problems or can I just turn up on Thursday 31 January and become a member at Insomnia?

Thanks in advance.

M

Enjoy, and I hope you have more stamina than me for a 5 night trip!
I'll be in Berlin the week before.
Couple of comments:
Haven't been to Artemis as I don't like FKK arrangement very much
Erlebniswohnung is my favourite Berlin venue. Great atmosphere, enthusiastic girls and reasonable price. I've posted a few reports about it on this site.
I've been to Anni Porsche twice and wouldn't go back. Second time was just in case I'd picked a bad night first time.

Offline Matterhorn

Thanks everyone for the info.

All the best for 2019 too!

Offline Sigma

Thanks everyone for the info.

All the best for 2019 too!


Please report back after your trip  :thumbsup:

Offline Jerboa


I plan on going to Insomnia on the Thursday evening (as research suggests that is the best day to go). I'm struggling with one thing though and was hoping for help. I read on here recently that before going to Insomnia on a Thursday night you need to join the so-called "Hedonistic Social Club". I've looked on the Insomnia website and it says you can join on the day/evening. I've also had a look on the Hedonistic Social Club website and it seems quite complicated to join - my understanding is that you have to send everything by post to an address in Germany - External Link/Members Only.

Has anyone recently been to Insomnia on a Thursday and come up against problems or can I just turn up on Thursday 31 January and become a member at Insomnia?

Thanks in advance.

M

You can turn up in the evening, but it's starts at 2pm, and you may well miss lots of action if you're late, you do your membership when you arrive, no need to book in advance.
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Offline bigtisroundasses

You can turn up in the evening, but it's starts at 2pm, and you may well miss lots of action if you're late, you do your membership when you arrive, no need to book in advance.

Do you need a passport in order to become a member or you just a fill a page with your 'name' and you walk in?

Offline Sentinal

I didn't need a passport when I signed up in November.

I wouldn't recommend going there at 2pm

Offline Steve2


Offline bigtisroundasses

OK thanks Sentinal.

Steve, I guess it will be quiet around 2pm...

Offline Matterhorn


I wouldn't recommend going there at 2pm

Is it really quiet or something else? what time would you recommend?

Offline Sentinal

When I went I got there at 2pm and there's a lot of waiting around for any half decent girls to show up. Plus, you gotta bear in mind they only let you leave for 1 hour, any longer than that and you have to pay again.

Offline Donald Tramp

I'm finally off to Berlin (for the first time) in the last week on January/start of February for 4 nights. My Itinerary is currently as follows:

1. Wednesday 30 January - Artemis
2. Thursday 31 January - Insomnia
3. Friday 1 February - Aston External Link/Members Only and Erlebniswohnung External Link/Members Only
4. Saturday 2 February - Artemis again (somewhere else maybe - swingers club)
5. Anni Porshce or Airport Girls or similar

For the love of God, do not go to Airport girls!!! I repeat - do NOT go to Airport girls, under any circumstances!!!

Man, do your research and if that doesn't convince you of not getting in there, you have a death wish, brother!

AG has been a refugee center for quite awhile already, that should tell you all you have to know about that place.

What comes to your other plans, they're all good. All different, but all recommended to at least try once.

At Insomnia you'll never know how the day is gonna turn out. People are coming in and out and apart from house girls, nothing is guaranteed. I've always had fun there  'tho and have never been rejected by anyone but one particular (white German) woman who only has sex with black guys there and no-one else (I'm white). Sadly she's quite good looking lady, a MILF-like in her 40's. But pretty face and slim figure. A bona fide dirty slut.

And I learned after few visits not to go in there before 16:00. Nothing ever happens there before that. Some house girls might start at 15:00, but they will be there until the end of a night, so you will have chance to bang them many times during the day anyway. I've actually started to go there at 19:00 when price drops a little to 80 EUR and I believe I haven't missed a thing. There's still something like 4 hours playtime left and I've always managed to have sex with 6-8 girls during those hours. But it's just 15EUR difference, so it's not a big deal. But if you wish to spend some time strolling around Berlin at the daytime taking care of your business, it's a good option to go there at 7PM.

Insomnia has a club-vibe, quite high-energy place as is Erlebniswohnung too. EW is best at fridays in my opinion. It's fairly small, like an apartment. Anni Porsche's girls are mostly romanian gypsies, but I've started to like it. It's very low-energy place and apartment-like as well and vibe is more like in some retirement home due to the clientele. EW has the prettiest girls I think.


Offline Creativer90

For the love of God, do not go to Airport girls!!! I repeat - do NOT go to Airport girls, under any circumstances!!!

Man, do your research and if that doesn't convince you of not getting in there, you have a death wish, brother!

AG has been a refugee center for quite awhile already, that should tell you all you have to know about that place.

What comes to your other plans, they're all good. All different, but all recommended to at least try once.

At Insomnia you'll never know how the day is gonna turn out. People are coming in and out and apart from house girls, nothing is guaranteed. I've always had fun there  'tho and have never been rejected by anyone but one particular (white German) woman who only has sex with black guys there and no-one else (I'm white). Sadly she's quite good looking lady, a MILF-like in her 40's. But pretty face and slim figure. A bona fide dirty slut.

And I learned after few visits not to go in there before 16:00. Nothing ever happens there before that. Some house girls might start at 15:00, but they will be there until the end of a night, so you will have chance to bang them many times during the day anyway. I've actually started to go there at 19:00 when price drops a little to 80 EUR and I believe I haven't missed a thing. There's still something like 4 hours playtime left and I've always managed to have sex with 6-8 girls during those hours. But it's just 15EUR difference, so it's not a big deal. But if you wish to spend some time strolling around Berlin at the daytime taking care of your business, it's a good option to go there at 7PM.

Insomnia has a club-vibe, quite high-energy place as is Erlebniswohnung too. EW is best at fridays in my opinion. It's fairly small, like an apartment. Anni Porsche's girls are mostly romanian gypsies, but I've started to like it. It's very low-energy place and apartment-like as well and vibe is more like in some retirement home due to the clientele. EW has the prettiest girls I think.

The house girls are good looking ? how many they are?

Offline Matterhorn

For the love of God, do not go to Airport girls!!! I repeat - do NOT go to Airport girls, under any circumstances!!!

Man, do your research and if that doesn't convince you of not getting in there, you have a death wish, brother!

AG has been a refugee center for quite awhile already, that should tell you all you have to know about that place.

What comes to your other plans, they're all good. All different, but all recommended to at least try once.

At Insomnia you'll never know how the day is gonna turn out. People are coming in and out and apart from house girls, nothing is guaranteed. I've always had fun there  'tho and have never been rejected by anyone but one particular (white German) woman who only has sex with black guys there and no-one else (I'm white). Sadly she's quite good looking lady, a MILF-like in her 40's. But pretty face and slim figure. A bona fide dirty slut.

And I learned after few visits not to go in there before 16:00. Nothing ever happens there before that. Some house girls might start at 15:00, but they will be there until the end of a night, so you will have chance to bang them many times during the day anyway. I've actually started to go there at 19:00 when price drops a little to 80 EUR and I believe I haven't missed a thing. There's still something like 4 hours playtime left and I've always managed to have sex with 6-8 girls during those hours. But it's just 15EUR difference, so it's not a big deal. But if you wish to spend some time strolling around Berlin at the daytime taking care of your business, it's a good option to go there at 7PM.

Insomnia has a club-vibe, quite high-energy place as is Erlebniswohnung too. EW is best at fridays in my opinion. It's fairly small, like an apartment. Anni Porsche's girls are mostly romanian gypsies, but I've started to like it. It's very low-energy place and apartment-like as well and vibe is more like in some retirement home due to the clientele. EW has the prettiest girls I think.

Thanks Donald, that's really informative - I won't be going to Airport Girls ;)

Offline Sigma

For the love of God, do not go to Airport girls!!! I repeat - do NOT go to Airport girls, under any circumstances!!!

Man, do your research and if that doesn't convince you of not getting in there, you have a death wish, brother!

AG has been a refugee center for quite awhile already, that should tell you all you have to know about that place.

What comes to your other plans, they're all good. All different, but all recommended to at least try once.

At Insomnia you'll never know how the day is gonna turn out. People are coming in and out and apart from house girls, nothing is guaranteed. I've always had fun there  'tho and have never been rejected by anyone but one particular (white German) woman who only has sex with black guys there and no-one else (I'm white). Sadly she's quite good looking lady, a MILF-like in her 40's. But pretty face and slim figure. A bona fide dirty slut.

And I learned after few visits not to go in there before 16:00. Nothing ever happens there before that. Some house girls might start at 15:00, but they will be there until the end of a night, so you will have chance to bang them many times during the day anyway. I've actually started to go there at 19:00 when price drops a little to 80 EUR and I believe I haven't missed a thing. There's still something like 4 hours playtime left and I've always managed to have sex with 6-8 girls during those hours. But it's just 15EUR difference, so it's not a big deal. But if you wish to spend some time strolling around Berlin at the daytime taking care of your business, it's a good option to go there at 7PM.

Insomnia has a club-vibe, quite high-energy place as is Erlebniswohnung too. EW is best at fridays in my opinion. It's fairly small, like an apartment. Anni Porsche's girls are mostly romanian gypsies, but I've started to like it. It's very low-energy place and apartment-like as well and vibe is more like in some retirement home due to the clientele. EW has the prettiest girls I think.

Hopefully I will have the black man factor working in my favour, might draw in a few thirsty Milfs  :yahoo: might check the place out in may or june.

Offline Donald Tramp

The house girls are good looking ? how many they are?

The day usually starts with 3 house girls, I'd say average looking at best. These girls tend to be on the bigger side if not straight out fatties. Mostly bulgarians. One of them has titties so huge you could easily use them as a boxing bags. Or she could easily crush water melons or coconuts (or your skull) with those, so be nice to her. I've never seen as massive tits anywhere, not even in a porno movie. Those 3 girls will usually stay there until the end.

Other house girls who are coming in later are mostly german, a bit older women, around their late 30's/early 40's, with some latinos (cuban/dominican/brazilian) thrown in occasionally. Again very average looking mostly but very wild what comes to sex. And overall pleasant to communicate with. They really seem to enjoy sex, especially those germans. Chemistry is the key here, they're not robots or working reluctantly so it greatly depends on you how your overall experience will turn out. You give a lot, you get a lot.

I've only seen one house girl I'd describe as very pretty, her stage name is Ariel and you can find her photos on Insomnia's website. She's young, slim and has very pretty face in my opinion. And she's wild, to the point of  :wacko:

I've also seen some other pretties there but I'm not sure if they've been house girls or civilians. And it's not polite to ask either. Nor that it matters to me anyway.

My wild guess is that there's around 5-6 house girls at the busiest and at least three at all times. Some of them only stay for few hours, some longer.

My personal favorite and most beautiful girl I've ever seen there was one persian girl with insanely pretty face. A bit chubby but I like my women like that more than skinny skeletons. I ended up fucking her almost all three hours she stayed there before she went back home to her husband and kids. I know it wasn't nice thing to do for the other thirsty guys in the house at the time (because everyone wanted to fuck her so badly, and no wonder), but we just clicked and she didn't want to fuck anyone else but me anyway. She admitted to me that she's doing some work for the house, but I'm not sure if she meant sex or some other things (not all the employees are there to provide sex) .

I've also seen one tranny there once, so keep that in mind also. I almost made a major mistake being too eager to fuck when I saw him/her on some bed in full action and I just stepped in line without having a second glance waiting for my turn to fuck that thing I thought was a girl. That tranny really looked like a good-looking female when sucking some cock on all fours and there was some skinny old grandpa pounding him/her from behind at the same time like there was no tomorrow. Maybe for him there wasn't.

I dodged the bullet 'tho before sticking it in 'cos I asked him/her if it's ok for me to fuck now (after that grandpa finally got his dirty deeds done). And that's when I heard that distinctive male voice, saying "Yes" when he/she bended slightly his/her head towards me at the same time, smiling broadly. Jesus my heart nearly stopped and my cock went limp in a nano second (he obviously has some survival instinct on his own and that's good). I excused me and went straight away to the bar desk for a beer. That beer went down quickly.

Later I saw that tranny in a shower and my dear Lord, he/she truly had a cock between the legs. But titties also (not big but anyway). I must admit 'tho that his/her face was kinda pretty, very female-like.

That tranny was very popular actually, surprisingly so. I'd say just as popular as any other girl in the house. I'm not sure if everyone who was fucking him/her even realized that they are fucking a tranny when they were banging him/her from behind. Or maybe they just didn't care. And for sure for some it was something they obviously enjoyed, maybe had been even fantasizing about, who knows? Not my cup of tea 'tho.

But at least I learned to be a bit more careful next time and at least check every single time the face and especially the crotch before jumping in action with someone there.

Offline Sigma

What would you say the average ratio is for house girls to swinging couples and single guys?

Offline Donald Tramp

What would you say the average ratio is for house girls to swinging couples and single guys?

I'd say around 1/3 (girls/men). So if there's 10 girls there's probably around 30 guys then.

But the ratio changes during the day, so it's hard to tell really or give any more exact numbers.

I wouldn't bother about a thing 'tho, 'cos it's so easy to do whatever you wanna do there, especially if you have any patience. Which might be needed at times, especially when some new girl comes in and if she's at least a bit hot there will be some 10 thirsty men around her immediately who are behaving like it's going to be their last fuck on planet earth and if they're not getting it right away, they're going to miss their chance. Which isn't the case obviously.

When some girl comes in, you can be sure that she's going to stay there for awhile, at least long enough for everyone to get their chance with her. So my suggestion is that when the new girl appears, stay on the background first and let those vultures have their nibbles and when they move away, jump in and enjoy more comfortable and peaceful ride.